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Old 03-17-2009, 04:57 AM   #7361 (permalink)
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i usually like to leave my pee behind eh..........
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:59 AM   #7362 (permalink)
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sounds kinky, Fly
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:00 AM   #7363 (permalink)
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not at all..........i'd rather leave a pee than take one......


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Old 03-17-2009, 08:28 AM   #7364 (permalink)
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you're a man after my own heart, fly

Just instinctively I always say "I gotta leave a shit" and then some of my friends say "where do you get the "leave" when most people say "take""

I'm done with this, we can leave it
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:34 AM   #7365 (permalink)
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I'm down for some green tea.
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:46 AM   #7366 (permalink)
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I just had me a few Harp beers but I'm sort of glad they weren't green...plus some corned beef and cabbage, too...I suppose the cabbage had green in it...I paid for it all with some green stuff...finally I was green with envy at the cute Irish waitress who served me even though she declined my proposal for a life filled with love
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:46 AM   #7367 (permalink)
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I need some beer.
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:04 PM   #7368 (permalink)
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I need one of those nasty "whose your daddy?" green tea energy drinks
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:42 PM   #7369 (permalink)
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auntphil and i went to a wake last night, fella name of "finnegan..."

never met the guy myself but boy, did he have a lot of mourners...
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:10 PM   #7370 (permalink)
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take 3 in b&w or take 3 in color...btw, is there a moon out tonight?



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Old 03-17-2009, 08:03 PM   #7371 (permalink)
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Can I pick the three
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:36 AM   #7372 (permalink)
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moon? parador?
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:57 AM   #7373 (permalink)
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Back door beauty?
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Old 03-18-2009, 06:16 AM   #7374 (permalink)
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the full moon makes me want to go necking
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:33 AM   #7375 (permalink)
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The full moon makes me want to comb my face
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:43 PM   #7376 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:45 PM   #7377 (permalink)
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now thats cheeky!
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:11 PM   #7378 (permalink)
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that looks like a low-five, unc
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:18 AM   #7379 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:30 AM   #7380 (permalink)
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looks like a good place to go fishin'
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:16 AM   #7381 (permalink)
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I'll bring the rod.
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:05 AM   #7382 (permalink)
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sometimes I like using a spear

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Old 03-19-2009, 03:36 PM   #7383 (permalink)
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that would be you, nick...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:09 PM   #7384 (permalink)
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i wouldn't tell this to most people, unc, but my nickname back in the day was "jungle"
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:41 PM   #7385 (permalink)
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jungle nick? nah doesnt work for me....
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Old 03-20-2009, 02:15 AM   #7386 (permalink)
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nick of the jungle, with his faithful side-kick, spear-monkey...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-20-2009, 03:59 AM   #7387 (permalink)
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it was a hair thing...mostly
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:40 AM   #7388 (permalink)
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the loin cloth had nothing to do with it?
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:22 AM   #7389 (permalink)
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by rod i mean penis.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:55 AM   #7390 (permalink)
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not rod - knee?

look out, the field is in danger...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:59 AM   #7391 (permalink)
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by rod i mean penis.

...thank you for your lucid explanation, Mr. Obvious Since this is the "take 3" thread, I did actually search google for "multiple penis" and found some useful information and photos of two, but nothing yet about 3 penises
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Old 03-21-2009, 02:21 AM   #7392 (permalink)
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i woke up for this...
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:10 AM   #7393 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:35 AM   #7394 (permalink)
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i woke up for this...


yeah i'm thinkin' i should have stayed in bed too
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Old 03-21-2009, 11:42 AM   #7395 (permalink)
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mmmmmmmmm bed.........
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Old 03-21-2009, 12:03 PM   #7396 (permalink)
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wide awake and $30.00 richer...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-21-2009, 03:12 PM   #7397 (permalink)
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hey, it appears that I got one of those scam checks today! for $3495, strangely it looks legit as far as I can tell, with no qualifications attached to depositing it...I supposedly won $50,000 and need to call to find out how to get it...it's not from Nigeria. I guess I'll waste some time researching scams.
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Old 03-21-2009, 03:28 PM   #7398 (permalink)
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gee... could ya go to the bank for me? got this publishers clearing house thing....
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Old 03-22-2009, 03:09 AM   #7399 (permalink)
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did ed mcmahon deliver it?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-22-2009, 11:03 AM   #7400 (permalink)
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he still alive?
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