uncle phil

it's a song, man, about an insect...not you...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i know...........just fuckin' with ya'

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Not Right Now

Drank

__________________
I only came to dance.

cdwonderful

clog dancer Take 3


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take 4

__________________
Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

uncle phil

i am so proud of you...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

cdwonderful

I would like to thank the members of the academy, ...........

__________________
Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

uncle phil

do you like me?

do you really like me?

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Not Right Now

do you like me now?

__________________
I only came to dance.

uncle phil

yes, sally...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

where's the mustang?

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

goin' round the roses...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

here, take 3



Which reminds me...I'm going to the Philadelphia Flower Show in about an hour, with my 85 year old mom....love ya, mom. I'm sure I'll have a couple hundred nice photos like I did last year and you'll get to see them whether you like it or not!

silent_jay

Hey Fly, do you understand all the weights the Americans are throwing around in that drug thread over in General Discussion? I'm used to ounces, half ounces, quarters shit like that all this talk of "an 8th", or "a half 8th" is just too confusing for my Canadian brain. I got to go smoke a joint maybe I'll be able to understand it better......

Aww, that's nice of you Nick, hope you and your mum have a good time at the flower show.....

__________________
Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Not Right Now

bring out a case of wine and roses!

__________________
I only came to dance.

uncle phil

those were the days, weren't they...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Not Right Now

those were proud days.

__________________
I only came to dance.

BadNick

Proud mary keep on burnin,

Left a good job in the city,
Workin for the man evry night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleepin,
Worryin bout the way things might have been.

uncle phil

big wheels keep on turnin'...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

I'd take 3

Fly

dude.......an 1/8th is an 1/8th of an ounce.........

now you got me on the half 1/8th though,the fuck is that?

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

1/16th...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

silent_jay

I've never bought weed by the 1/8th, that's interesting, seems odd buying 3.5 grams though, and paying $70 for it, what the fucks up with that? Thank fuck for Canada eh?

I lived in northern Manitoba and had to pay $80 for a 1/4, but that's way the fuck up north, and shit was like anything else up there, costly to transport that far north, back here in Ontario, it's much more reasonably priced.

__________________
Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Not Right Now

mutha fuckas gotta roll in pounds.

__________________
I only came to dance.

BadNick

fuck dem pounds, too! Go metric, baby!!!

Coming into Los Angeles - Bringing in a couple of ki's
Don't touch my bags if you please mister customs man...

uncle phil

why do you think they call it dope...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uhhh...........

cuz it's for dopes?

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios

BadNick

I always thought Dopey was cute...not sure if he liked Maryjane better than Snow White

cdwonderful

it did badly on the SATs?

__________________
Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

uncle phil

you only need half a brain to do reasonably well on SATs...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

cdwonderful

I set the other half here somewhere.......

__________________
Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

BadNick

Is it cheating if I only use my good half?

uncle phil

long as you didn't peek...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

peeking tickles my innards....must be the bad half

Not Right Now

My brain is awesome.

__________________
I only came to dance.

cdwonderful

mine is stir fryed

__________________
Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

uncle phil

/me envisions a fried egg, sunny side up...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

cdwonderful

with the yolk running.....

__________________
Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

BadNick

my grandma first served me sauted brains...the taste eventually grew on me.

uncle phil

i once had a brain...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

a brain once had me...