don't pick on mr. ed

of course, of course.......
he he

easy now, wilbur...

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what a ridiculous show.

what part? the talking horse or that a geek like that would have such a hot wife and spend all of his time in a stable?

A little form column A, a little from column B. I imagine that show being one of the reasons pot had such a negative social stigma at the time.

nah, it was the manure that did it. ever have to muck out a stable?:grumpy:

hercules did:

For the fifth labor, Eurystheus ordered Hercules to clean up King Augeas' stables. Hercules knew this job would mean getting dirty and smelly, but sometimes even a hero has to do these things. Then Eurystheus made Hercules' task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeas in a single day.
Now King Augeas owned more cattle than anyone in Greece. Some say that he was a son of one of the great gods, and others that he was a son of a mortal; whosever son he was, Augeas was very rich, and he had many herds of cows, bulls, goats, sheep and horses.

Every night the cowherds, goatherds and shepherds drove the thousands of animals to the stables.

Hercules went to King Augeas, and without telling anything about Eurystheus, said that he would clean out the stables in one day, if Augeas would give him a tenth of his fine cattle.

Augeas couldn't believe his ears, but promised. Hercules brought Augeas's son along to watch. First the hero tore a big opening in the wall of the cattle-yard where the stables were. Then he made another opening in the wall on the opposite side of the yard.

Next, he dug wide trenches to two rivers which flowed nearby. He turned the course of the rivers into the yard. The rivers rushed through the stables, flushing them out, and all the mess flowed out the hole in the wall on other side of the yard.

When Augeas learned that Eurystheus was behind all this, he would not pay Hercules his reward. Not only that, he denied that he had even promised to pay a reward. Augeas said that if Hercules didn't like it, he could take the matter to a judge to decide.

The judge took his seat. Hercules called the son of Augeas to testify. The boy swore that his father had agreed to give Hercules a reward. The judge ruled that Hercules would have to be paid. In a rage, Augeas ordered both his own son and Hercules to leave his kingdom at once. So the boy went to the north country to live with his aunts, and Hercules headed back to Mycenae. But Eurystheus said that this labour didn't count, because Hercules was paid for having done the work.

Ancient historian Suetonius, in his The Lives of Twelve Caesars, writes about the attempt of the infamous Roman Emperor Caligula to make his favorite horse, Incitatus, ("Speedy") a consul. American Empire had advanced this animal friendly project by appointing not one horse but a whole stable. The name of this stable is New Europe. As in the case of the Third Emperor of the Roman Empire, the reason for lavishing horses with consular honor has more to do with imperial arrogance then insanity.

ps: my first dog was named Speedy :)

kinda like congress...

My all time favourite Caqligula story was when had the Romans attack an empty beach, claimed victory, and took shells back as treasure.... Crazy asshole.

history!!!


.....that's so fucking yesterday it's sick.

sicker than nero's vomitorium?

definitely

ha sicker than yo average
Poppa twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink

huh?

wow.....................that's fucked up

Biggy Biggy Biggy.


Can't you see?

NRN,
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me!

good trick, unc

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i'm back...

hey, take one for the gipper. or three

i fucking loved Star Wars when i was a kid...........

shit, i lived them back in the 80s...'ckin' assholes...

i challenge you to a lightsabre dual phil.......

duck, dude!

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see me shake...

ya' you're shaking your johnson.......

that darth johnson? , no sorry doc johnson....

you can even make it dance...

for a price, I'm sure....

come sit on my lap, sweetie...

cdw, what's that new avatar? ....so philangistic!

seems to be the opinion, well next one coming up!!

looks like a bag of fries...

...it's so cerebral! fried brains?

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certainly not french fried...

Is philangistic a word?