aww man...........



















when?

ok.........right now it is then

or maybe yesterday...

If I could save time in a bottle...

I would drink it all up for sure.

...that bottle would be something slimy & we could then make all your fishes come through.
If I had a box just for fishes, and creams that would never turn blue, that box would be empty except for the smell & a curious slick residue.

Avon eat your heart out.

Avon doesn't eat, my sweet,
It gobbles lesser thoughts for breakfast,
and digests others intact.

We shall return to home base soon.

I have prurience, and will never apologize for it,
since God gave it to me.
I will, however, clean up after myself, if I am able.

A tasteful finish once again my glorious friend.

Well, yesssss.

Did we discuss my skirt budget yet?

I love you sweetie...the last few grains of the hourglass here at library are running
out...maybe we can do this again tommorow....Please?

You didn't address my skirts!

here's a skirt for ya:


Atlanta

I never skirt an issue,
I have found a direct approach, lives beyond reproach.

cool link phil.....way.

You might not know how much I can love you, but I don't, either.

"We must not limit our challenges,
bur challenge our limits"

Thirsty?

I will challenge anyone willing to accept it. Physically, I will lose, otherwise, it's up in the air.

I stand tall, and proud to call myself an airhead.

There's something other than air in your head, darlin'!

/me hears air supply...

/me feels sick to his stomache...

get a room!!!

Got one, thanks!

I have half a bottle of Pepto- Bismal left.
...and only 3 minutes left on this computer.

Get a room?

Be careful dude, I just might cut you some slack.

I love your guts.

Bye for now...

where's sillygirl?

sillygirl may have taken 4

hope she's not buried too deep...

Sorry, I'm here. Been kinda busy. We moved last week and the doc is threatening bed rest if I don't take it easy, so I've been trying to get as much done as possible before tomorrow, when they'll probably stick me on bedrest anyway. Ugh.

Hey, anyone know how to get rid of a woodpecker? We have one in the new backyard and it's annoying as hell. They're protected by federal law, apparently, so I can't shoot them (I'm a pretty bad shot anyway)

use a slingshot...

I think they're protected by that too... and I'm worse with a slingshot than with a gun. :-p I think I'll have to hang a bunch of those little tin pie pans in the trees and just scare off ALL the birds...

never heard of woodpeckers as a protected species...

i do know that peckers should be protected




:D

Yes, I agree. :)

We used a Dremel on Pinochio.

ermmm... ok?

Alright guys, you might be getting lots more of me very soon.

no woodpecker solution for you silly but.........good to hear you might jump in more.....

If the wood pecker tends to like a particular location, try using some kind of decoy... like one of those yard birds with wings that spin in the wind... a plastic owl.

But belt sanders always work great with wooden children.

or a coarse file...

fuck it..........use a rasp.

If my trees grew tall,
& made of the firmest wood,
sillygirl comes back?