unoaman

This may not belong on General Discussion, but if not, I'm sure somebody will remind me, or move it, or close it, or send it wherever bad threads go.

Do you read on the pot?

A simple yes or no will of course answer the question, but if you do...what do you read? If not, why the hell not?

Polyphobic

No. I prefer daydreaming. Plus, I frequently get ideas and solve problems while doing my duty.

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maleficent

In my bathroom I have a book stand

It's got at least 3 issues of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
I have the ladies Bathroom reader, a few of the Worst Case ... books -

I get all my trivia knowledge from the books that are in my bathroom

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Bentley Little

I like to shit and get off the pot. Who likes to shit and be in a room that stinks? Although there are times when I take those long long dumps, that I wish I brought a novel...

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That is my 2 cents.

bernadette

just a glance at the front page of the morning newspaper & i'm outta there!

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billwood

The comics page of the local paper first thing at work every morning

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shred_head

I've never been much of a reader on the can, I guess I like to focus all my attention on the job at hand. No need to waste time by reading on the shitter.

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Batman976

You can shit without reading? Why didn't anybody tell me? There are times where I'm running around my house looking for something while desperately trying to hold it in.

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unoaman

Ha, Ha, Ha...I've been waiting for a really good one, to jump in here. I'm the same way Batman, hell when I'm desperate I'll grab anything to read. You know it's bad when you reach under the bathroom sink, and settle for reading the back of a box of Tampax!

uncle phil

get in..get down...get up...get out...sheesh!

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spindles

Our "pot" room resembles a doctors waiting room - a large selection of magazines for just this reason, ranging from motorcycle, sport, trashy "gossip", cooking and home renovation.

Something for anybody to read, and you never have to search the house wondering what to take with you.

maleficent

Now, why would this place exist if it wasn't intended for people to read in the bathroom...

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ShaniFaye

In my next house Im insisting that my bookcase be in my bathroom...its the only place I get to read where Im not interupted right now I just have a stack of books in there

Tale of the body theif-Anne Rice
Wormwood-Poppy Z Brite
Zoya-Danielle Steel (cause they just played the movie on LMN)
Justine, philosophy, and other bedroom writings-Marquis de Sade
Come the Morning-Shannon Drake (scottish bodice ripping, throbbing manhood book)
2nd book in the Anne Rice Beauty series

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stonegrody

Yes indeed! Currently reading "101 Things You Don't Know About Science and No One Else Does Either". Short chapters so it's perfect

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Realizm

No way, too many germs.

Batman976

I've done the phone book several times.

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Dawson70

Does Penthouse count.....he he

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bundy

i like to browse KMart and Target brochures... then i wipe my bum.

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Bigwahzoo

Yes, I will pick up whatever magazine came in the mail and take it right to the can

Fremen

I sit there twirling the plunger handle.

I tried to read in there once, but I got too interested in the story to do my bidness...

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absorbentishe

At work it's a little too obvious what I'm going to do, so I stopped. I only read while at home and can relax.

Kaos

I do. Usually a Maxim Magazine or a Stephen King book.

todd

Me too, because I know i'll have to use it a few minutes from then.

sadistikdreams

hehehehehahahahaha.

Polyphobic said "doody".


I frequently read on the pot. But um...
Not the crapper. The marijuana.

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Fly

diggin' this answer........

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CSflim

nice!

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