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Redlemon 01-29-2004 10:45 AM

Giant Hamburger is a murderer!!
 
Here's the proof, captured by famous photographer David Lachapelle:

http://davidlachapelle.com/gallery/image_05.jpg

I, for one, am shocked. He seemed like such a nice neighbor, always quiet...

mb99usa 01-29-2004 10:46 AM

He didn't kill her. He's just gettin' some.

Batman976 01-29-2004 10:47 AM

Tap that ass, GH.

Astrocloud 01-29-2004 10:53 AM

Actually I think she is eating him. She beat me to it. Damn.

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 10:58 AM

I agree, he's bangin the burger whore....GIVE HER THE SPEICAL SAUCE.....WOO-HOO!:thumbsup:

paddyjoe 01-29-2004 10:58 AM

Personally, I never trusted him from the beginning

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...joe/MadCow.jpg

redlemon's right. It's always the quiet ones.

Giant Hamburger 01-29-2004 11:00 AM

Hail Citizens!

This is just one frame from my soon to be released sex-video. I need the publicity. No ladies were hurt in the making of this movie. We wanted to go into the open door there on the left to consummate our nuptials but sadly I could not fit. So there we were in front of god and everyone in the parking lot.

Please don't tell Mrs. GH. She doesn't understand how a hamburger just has to have a human sometimes.
-GH

mb99usa 01-29-2004 11:05 AM

So GH did she add cheese?

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 11:20 AM

Her legs looks familiar….is her name Patty?

~springrain 01-29-2004 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Citizens!

This is just one frame from my soon to be released sex-video. I need the publicity. No ladies were hurt in the making of this movie. We wanted to go into the open door there on the left to consummate our nuptials but sadly I could not fit. So there we were in front of god and everyone in the parking lot.

Please don't tell Mrs. GH. She doesn't understand how a hamburger just has to have a human sometimes.
-GH

BOL :lol:

Redlemon 01-29-2004 12:10 PM

GH, please accept my apologies. She appeared to be squashed, and I jumped to conclusions. I shall now praise you as the circumstances warrent.

Troublebot 01-29-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
GH, please accept my apologies. She appeared to be squashed, and I jumped to conclusions. I shall now praise you as the circumstances warrent.
Lots of times, my sex partner appears to be getting squashed. I'm not a giant hamburger though.

Ahem.

Anyway, tell us when your video comes out GH. Those of us with a taste for somthing different are waiting with baited breath.

Kudos to my favorite fast food porn star!

Troublebot

Astrocloud 01-29-2004 02:32 PM

I found the artistic vision of what a child would look like from this union.


http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/9622/imgg18.jpg

Batman976 01-29-2004 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
I agree, he's bangin the burger whore....GIVE HER THE SPEICAL SAUCE.....WOO-HOO!:thumbsup:
Hahahahahahahahahaha... special sauce. That's hilarious.

bernadette 01-29-2004 03:10 PM

did you give her the pickle? :p

grumpyolddude 01-29-2004 04:27 PM

Forever answers the question: "Where's the beef?"

Fly 01-29-2004 08:06 PM

so.....like.....did you let her slide between your buns?

Mr.Deflok 01-29-2004 11:16 PM

NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.

omega2K4 01-29-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.
But... But...they're so delicious.

QuasiMojo 01-29-2004 11:51 PM

Hamburgers don't kill people...









Giant Hamburgers Kill People!!!!!!



(i am NOT convinced)

Troublebot 01-30-2004 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.
Sorry MD, but I have to disagree.

All hail the mighty GH!

You shall worship no other culinary delights before him!

Bow before his mighty patty!

Seek wisdom in his awesome onion!

Find solace in his green, green letuce and fluffy bun!

Truly, none are greater than the mighty Giant Hamburger.

I lie prostrate before you, oh tasty one.

mrquackers 01-30-2004 12:33 PM

Nice buns there, GH! Been working out?

paddyjoe 01-30-2004 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuasiMojo
Giant Hamburgers Kill People!!!!!!
Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.
Ha!!!!

See, while every one else is off in some little burger sex fantasy world, we remain the realists.

Those giant ones will clog you up and kill you dead!

mb99usa 01-30-2004 12:58 PM

I always heard it's not the size of the burger but how you play with the buns that counts.

Giant Hamburger 01-30-2004 01:37 PM

Hello there,

Here is another capture from one of my recreational videos...
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDbAnAWUz0dRAGrIsH*HUY3zd2AgMCDJ7uVs!FcxEkOKgI7qt8f235hpDwSkwiAjPqj5M*1t2mRPsgQTisNeuuE1BslO30xfoLubx6LP!o/nvburg.jpg?dc=4675457770532831961[/img]
I can still smell the ketchup.

Good times,
-GH

Batman976 01-30-2004 02:34 PM

God damn, GH. That is some hot stuff. I hope you shut off your cell phone before you got into the action. Is that a pickle I spy at the bottom of the plate? I prefer to have only one pickle in my sex romps.

paddyjoe 01-31-2004 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hello there,

Good times,
-GH

See, no remorse!

Latch 08-06-2004 06:04 AM

GH is a murderer!
 
No, I don't know his motive. All I know is that he needs to be locked away in jail. How can we let stuff like this happen and not act? Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?

http://www.afx.uni.cc/a burger killed my gf.jpg

http://www.afx.uni.cc/a burger killed my gf.jpg

Latch 08-06-2004 06:06 AM

Also, I don't know why I said "GHB" instead of "GH".. I don't say Giant HamBurger normally, after all. The outrage has just got me so upset....

edit: fixed it.

omega2K4 08-06-2004 06:08 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...urger+murderer

Latch 08-06-2004 06:13 AM

Damn damn damn, never saw it. Due you not being able to be tried twice for the same crime.. I withdrawl my call for arrest.

Tophat665 08-07-2004 06:45 AM

Ahh, but Meat is Murder.

Mmmmm, tasty murder!

Giant Hamburger 08-07-2004 09:33 AM

If God did not want us to eat meat then he would not have made all these animals out of delicious meat!

Blonddie 08-08-2004 03:16 PM

Lmao.......special sauce...pickle.... Tooooo funny!


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