GH is a murderer! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Redlemon · 01-29-2004, 10:45 AM

Here's the proof, captured by famous photographer David Lachapelle:

I, for one, am shocked. He seemed like such a nice neighbor, always quiet...

mb99usa · 01-29-2004, 10:46 AM

He didn't kill her. He's just gettin' some.

Batman976 · 01-29-2004, 10:47 AM

Tap that ass, GH.

Astrocloud · 01-29-2004, 10:53 AM

Actually I think she is eating him. She beat me to it. Damn.

Midnight_Son · 01-29-2004, 10:58 AM

I agree, he's bangin the burger whore....GIVE HER THE SPEICAL SAUCE.....WOO-HOO!

paddyjoe · 01-29-2004, 10:58 AM

Personally, I never trusted him from the beginning

redlemon's right. It's always the quiet ones.

Giant Hamburger · 01-29-2004, 11:00 AM

Hail Citizens!

This is just one frame from my soon to be released sex-video. I need the publicity. No ladies were hurt in the making of this movie. We wanted to go into the open door there on the left to consummate our nuptials but sadly I could not fit. So there we were in front of god and everyone in the parking lot.

Please don't tell Mrs. GH. She doesn't understand how a hamburger just has to have a human sometimes.
-GH

mb99usa · 01-29-2004, 11:05 AM

So GH did she add cheese?

Midnight_Son · 01-29-2004, 11:20 AM

Her legs looks familiar….is her name Patty?

~springrain · 01-29-2004, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Citizens!

This is just one frame from my soon to be released sex-video. I need the publicity. No ladies were hurt in the making of this movie. We wanted to go into the open door there on the left to consummate our nuptials but sadly I could not fit. So there we were in front of god and everyone in the parking lot.

Please don't tell Mrs. GH. She doesn't understand how a hamburger just has to have a human sometimes.
-GH

BOL

Redlemon · 01-29-2004, 12:10 PM

GH, please accept my apologies. She appeared to be squashed, and I jumped to conclusions. I shall now praise you as the circumstances warrent.

Troublebot · 01-29-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
GH, please accept my apologies. She appeared to be squashed, and I jumped to conclusions. I shall now praise you as the circumstances warrent.

Lots of times, my sex partner appears to be getting squashed. I'm not a giant hamburger though.

Ahem.

Anyway, tell us when your video comes out GH. Those of us with a taste for somthing different are waiting with baited breath.

Kudos to my favorite fast food porn star!

Troublebot

Astrocloud · 01-29-2004, 02:32 PM

I found the artistic vision of what a child would look like from this union.

Batman976 · 01-29-2004, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
I agree, he's bangin the burger whore....GIVE HER THE SPEICAL SAUCE.....WOO-HOO!

Hahahahahahahahahaha... special sauce. That's hilarious.

bernadette · 01-29-2004, 03:10 PM

did you give her the pickle?

grumpyolddude · 01-29-2004, 04:27 PM

Forever answers the question: "Where's the beef?"

Fly · 01-29-2004, 08:06 PM

so.....like.....did you let her slide between your buns?

Mr.Deflok · 01-29-2004, 11:16 PM

NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.

omega2K4 · 01-29-2004, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.

But... But...they're so delicious.

QuasiMojo · 01-29-2004, 11:51 PM

Hamburgers don't kill people...

Giant Hamburgers Kill People!!!!!!

(i am NOT convinced)

Troublebot · 01-30-2004, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.

Sorry MD, but I have to disagree.

All hail the mighty GH!

You shall worship no other culinary delights before him!

Bow before his mighty patty!

Seek wisdom in his awesome onion!

Find solace in his green, green letuce and fluffy bun!

Truly, none are greater than the mighty Giant Hamburger.

I lie prostrate before you, oh tasty one.

mrquackers · 01-30-2004, 12:33 PM

Nice buns there, GH! Been working out?

paddyjoe · 01-30-2004, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuasiMojo
Giant Hamburgers Kill People!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.

Ha!!!!

See, while every one else is off in some little burger sex fantasy world, we remain the realists.

Those giant ones will clog you up and kill you dead!

mb99usa · 01-30-2004, 12:58 PM

I always heard it's not the size of the burger but how you play with the buns that counts.

Giant Hamburger · 01-30-2004, 01:37 PM

Hello there,

Here is another capture from one of my recreational videos...
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDbAnAWUz0dRAGrIsH*HUY3zd2AgMCDJ7uVs!FcxEkOKgI7qt8f235hpDwSkwiAjPqj5M*1t2mRPsgQTisNeuuE1BslO30xfoLubx6LP!o/nvburg.jpg?dc=4675457770532831961[/img]
I can still smell the ketchup.

Good times,
-GH

Batman976 · 01-30-2004, 02:34 PM

God damn, GH. That is some hot stuff. I hope you shut off your cell phone before you got into the action. Is that a pickle I spy at the bottom of the plate? I prefer to have only one pickle in my sex romps.

paddyjoe · 01-31-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hello there,

Good times,
-GH

See, no remorse!

Latch · 08-06-2004, 06:04 AM

No, I don't know his motive. All I know is that he needs to be locked away in jail. How can we let stuff like this happen and not act? Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?

http://www.afx.uni.cc/a burger killed my gf.jpg

Latch · 08-06-2004, 06:06 AM

Also, I don't know why I said "GHB" instead of "GH".. I don't say Giant HamBurger normally, after all. The outrage has just got me so upset....

edit: fixed it.

omega2K4 · 08-06-2004, 06:08 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...urger+murderer

Latch · 08-06-2004, 06:13 AM

Damn damn damn, never saw it. Due you not being able to be tried twice for the same crime.. I withdrawl my call for arrest.

Tophat665 · 08-07-2004, 06:45 AM

Ahh, but Meat is Murder.

Mmmmm, tasty murder!

Giant Hamburger · 08-07-2004, 09:33 AM

If God did not want us to eat meat then he would not have made all these animals out of delicious meat!

Blonddie · 08-08-2004, 03:16 PM

Lmao.......special sauce...pickle.... Tooooo funny!

01-29-2004, 10:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Giant Hamburger is a murderer!! Here's the proof, captured by famous photographer David Lachapelle: I, for one, am shocked. He seemed like such a nice neighbor, always quiet...

01-29-2004, 10:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	He didn't kill her. He's just gettin' some. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

01-29-2004, 10:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Tap that ass, GH. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

01-29-2004, 10:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	I agree, he's bangin the burger whore....GIVE HER THE SPEICAL SAUCE.....WOO-HOO! __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

01-29-2004, 11:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	So GH did she add cheese? __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

01-29-2004, 10:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Actually I think she is eating him. She beat me to it. Damn.

01-29-2004, 10:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Personally, I never trusted him from the beginning redlemon's right. It's always the quiet ones.

01-29-2004, 11:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! This is just one frame from my soon to be released sex-video. I need the publicity. No ladies were hurt in the making of this movie. We wanted to go into the open door there on the left to consummate our nuptials but sadly I could not fit. So there we were in front of god and everyone in the parking lot. Please don't tell Mrs. GH. She doesn't understand how a hamburger just has to have a human sometimes. -GH

01-29-2004, 11:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Her legs looks familiar….is her name Patty? __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

01-29-2004, 12:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	GH, please accept my apologies. She appeared to be squashed, and I jumped to conclusions. I shall now praise you as the circumstances warrent. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-29-2004, 02:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I found the artistic vision of what a child would look like from this union.

01-29-2004, 03:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	did you give her the pickle? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-29-2004, 04:27 PM	#16 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Forever answers the question: "Where's the beef?" __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

01-29-2004, 08:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	so.....like.....did you let her slide between your buns? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-29-2004, 11:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	NEVER TRUST A HAMBURGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GIANT ONE.

01-30-2004, 12:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Nice buns there, GH! Been working out? __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

01-29-2004, 11:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	Hamburgers don't kill people... Giant Hamburgers Kill People!!!!!! (i am NOT convinced) __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

01-30-2004, 12:58 PM	#24 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	I always heard it's not the size of the burger but how you play with the buns that counts. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

01-30-2004, 01:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hello there, Here is another capture from one of my recreational videos... [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDbAnAWUz0dRAGrIsHHUY3zd2AgMCDJ7uVs!FcxEkOKgI7qt8f235hpDwSkwiAjPqj5M1t2mRPsgQTisNeuuE1BslO30xfoLubx6LP!o/nvburg.jpg?dc=4675457770532831961[/img] I can still smell the ketchup. Good times, -GH

01-30-2004, 02:34 PM	#26 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	God damn, GH. That is some hot stuff. I hope you shut off your cell phone before you got into the action. Is that a pickle I spy at the bottom of the plate? I prefer to have only one pickle in my sex romps. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

08-06-2004, 06:04 AM	#28 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	GH is a murderer! No, I don't know his motive. All I know is that he needs to be locked away in jail. How can we let stuff like this happen and not act? Won't someone PLEASE think of the children? http://www.afx.uni.cc/a burger killed my gf.jpg Last edited by Latch; 08-06-2004 at 06:06 AM..

08-06-2004, 06:06 AM	#29 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Also, I don't know why I said "GHB" instead of "GH".. I don't say Giant HamBurger normally, after all. The outrage has just got me so upset.... edit: fixed it.

08-06-2004, 06:08 AM	#30 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...urger+murderer __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

08-06-2004, 06:13 AM	#31 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Damn damn damn, never saw it. Due you not being able to be tried twice for the same crime.. I withdrawl my call for arrest. Last edited by Latch; 08-06-2004 at 06:15 AM..

08-07-2004, 06:45 AM	#32 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ahh, but Meat is Murder. Mmmmm, tasty murder! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-07-2004, 09:33 AM	#33 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	If God did not want us to eat meat then he would not have made all these animals out of delicious meat!

08-08-2004, 03:16 PM	#34 (permalink)
Blonddie Crazy Location: Southern California	Lmao.......special sauce...pickle.... Tooooo funny! __________________ "There's one in every family...two in mine actually.."--- Zazu