uptight?
 

feelin' kinda uptight.............




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vent here.:(

uptight? well someone is... no names mentioned...

but there's one way to remedy such a malady....
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/doggie_poopie.jpg">

remove that blockage. yup.

sweet..........at least the doggy isn't uptight anymore.....


any body else feelin uptight?


talk to me.....

Gotta go to court today. Suggestions?

MONDAY!!! IT'S FREAKING MONDAY AGAIN! IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.


AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ahhhhhhhhhh, that's better. Thanks.

yeah.........don't go man.

run and hide in the fetal position in the darkest closet you have.


that help?

sorry to hear that rock........we have a holiday today so i'll tip a few back for ya'.:D




any one else gotta vent?

I have nothing to scream about right now so I shouldn't have posted in this thread.

I CAN'T GET MY MOTHERFUCKING CAR TO FUCKING PASS THE FUCKING EMISSIONS TESTING!! I BARELY FAILED!!! PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME WHAT TO CHECK OR WHAT TO FIX BUT THEY WON'T FUCKING ANSWER ME WHEN I ASK WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT OR HOW TO CHECK WHATEVER IT IS!!!!!

I have a job where all day long I hear girls bitching and yelling when really they have a pretty decent life at the home. They can't stay the fuck out of each others' business, they can't keep their mouths shut, they can't leave me the fuck alone, they can't fucking deal with it when they know what they're supposed to do, they don't do it, then they get in trouble!!!! I have a huge headache by the end of the day, but something keeps me going back for more.

I have a boyfriend who (I think) is keeping information from me and takes advantage of the fact that I don't speak Spanish. I really think something's going on because he easily avoids certain questions, but then answers the next with no problem. It's happened three times today at LEAST.

I'm broke til Thursday, and even then it won't be a full paycheck. So I'll be broke again until the 20th. Yet I need to pay for ANOTHER emissions test, spark plug wires, registration, insurance, groceries, etc. Oh, and don't forget gas.

I have a raging headache that's been going on for like, two days now, and I can't get it to stop. I really need to go in for a massage but that costs money, which, as stated above, is nonexistant until about the 20th. I also need to get my back and neck adjusted, as well as my hips, but that also costs money, which, if you've forgotten, is nonexistant.

Whew, that was good vent! Way to go Silly! Made my day seem not so shitty. :-)

Heh. That's the short version.

I really need a hug. :(

I fear that if I began to vent I would not be able to stop the flow of liquid hot magma that would issue from my every orifice.

I do feel a little better just saying that.

I would also like to wish good fortune to Vermin, Sillygirl and that dog that is trying so hard to take care of business. Rockogre's issues will remedy themselves at midnight.

let the lava flow

*****hugs silly********

i agree GH sir,..........let if flow baby,let it flow.

You both are kind and probably just a little curious as to the problems a Giant Hamburger may face in this inhumanely human world. I assure you they are not as interesting as you might imagine. Sadly, it is not my way to divulge my mundane, earthly worries upon my beloved electronic neighbor. No, my way is to cram it all into a little box kept deep within me with the word "cancer" written all over it. It is a time-honored tradition of the short-lived male of my species.

can i offer you a cuban cigar to try and make you feel better then?

Hail Flyman!

Yes, yes, you can. It would be a pleasure to partake in a habano with you.
You seem to have all of the right answers.
I feel looser already just typing this.

Many thanks, my friend
-GH

sweet..........that's good GH......that's what this thread is all about.



anymore too vent folks?

don't be shy.

Gus...you got cubans?

you gotta vent joe before you get any stuff.

cubans are for GH,and GH only.


whatta ya' got to vent joe?

there might be a guinness in it for ya' if you make my heart bleed.:(

YOU FUCK...YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CUBANS, DO YOU!?!?........FUCK!





How's that man?

hit me with that Ginney..........................eh

LMAO joe ....good one.



Sir GH....

not a cuban,actually not sure what kind they were.

i know they cost me damn near $60.00 for 3 of them.....(buddy's newborn baby party eh)

i will share this with you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../notacuban.jpg



and joe.......seeing as how you got me back on the yellin' deal....and i know it hurt you as much as it enlightened me.(so i'm keepin' up eh!!!).....i'll give to you one of these....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...d_soldiers.jpg


ohh shit,....look at that....they're all empty.

sorry joe....you didn't make my heart bleed on that one.

try again


:D

What do I get??

Looks like somebodies got a case of the Mondays

http://www.joeythefilmgeek.com/reviews2/offspace.jpg

Asta!!

Heh. I would have had quite a rant yesterday... but today I am feeling much nicer... :p

Just had a full blood workup and had my prostate checked.

ACK!

Oh, the humiliation! :(

OK I have to rant now, you guys have inspired me....

My neck and right shoulder blade are killing me, I feel like someone has driven a stake through my back, and oh the burn!!!!
I have people at work that are here only to insure that I make it to the funny house... How can so many people be so stupid!!!!
I am recovering from food poisening and that really sucks!
my cell phone bill is late and I cant bring myself to log on and pay it... how pathetic
I am horny as hell and the husband has been sick for 2 weeks, That alone is making me buggers..men=sick= big baby!
My son is cutting a tooth *sigh*
My dog has become incontinent sp?
I need a fucking vacation!
Everyone I know is asking me for artistic favors and I cant seem to find the time.
I want to help them all, but I need to sleep too :(
I have not been out in the adult world in..... I cant remember when??????
ok...
that is all for now
Thanks

will more *hugs* and *smooches* do?:D

nice rant........do you feel better though?

what do you need to feel better sweetie?


does this work :icare:

big hands or little hands on the doctor rock?.....male or female?.........talk to me.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/dr_fly.jpg">

what's the deal with pants, anyways? why can't we just all wear sleeper jammies like fremen and bundy (and bernie spaghetti if she wears the "see-through" kind)?

exhitbit A...

http://www.howcool.com/legavenuerhinestone/2590.jpg

this young darlings boobies are pushed UP... and she is very TIGHT...


if the subject of this thread is in fact posed as a question... in light of this evidence i must hastily reply YES...

exhitbit B...

http://members.easyspace.com/violind...a_Schiffer.jpg

firstly, allow me to apologise about the quality of the image presented here.

now, in this Exhitbit, we can see that her jeans are in fact pulled UP... and also that they are very TIGHT...

this evidence certainly brings to light new elements for this case.

in response to the threads initial question, i must once again hastily reply, YES.

exhitbit C...

http://216.25.72.13/isp/tinaallen/ti...ages/urkel.jpg

in making a pathetic attempt to balance the findings of this court of uptightedness, i now present Exhitbit C...

here we can see another example of pants that have been pulled UP, and that are TIGHT...

clearly the response in this instance is a resounding NO...




THUS, this High Court of Bundy finds in response to the initial question posed by Mr Frasier Flyman, that the appropriate answer is in fact a strong, YES PLEASE, by two votes to one.

we are adjourned.

hahahahahahahahahaaaaa...................sweet dude......


urkle ain't got nothin' on you bro!!!


you my friend...are good to go.

nice slice bern.....hahahaha........what a dork eh?:D




who's uptight out there.......get it off your chest people.


talk to me.

huh? you the dork or me the dork?

yeah. me. ok. i'm used to it. np.


<small>*mutters "weirdo"</small>


;)

i meant me bern.....

oh yeah. nice recovery....

:thumbsup:

yup..........glad you finally came man..........did you get the beers i left you?

hehehe;)

Small hands, smelled like cabbage. It was a guy.

It was my first time and I didn't get dinner or wine or anything. Just a see you next year.

Not sure I can do this every year!

you get used to it, rock...albeit not in a good way...

here's a pill for everyone in this thread.
just what the good doctor ordered.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/stuff/image001.jpg">

(you knew this one was coming...)


Uptight (Everything's Alright)
Stevie Wonder

Baby, ev'rything is all right, uptight, out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is all right, uptight, out of sight.

I'm a poorman's son, from across the railroad tracks,
The only shirt I own is hangin' on my back,
But I'm the envy of ev'ry single guy
Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye.
When we go out stepping on the town for a while
My money's low and my suit's out of style,
But it's all right if my clothes aren't new
Out of sight because my heart is true.

She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.

I'm a pearl of a girl, I guess that's what you might say,
I guess her folks brought her up that way,
The right side of the tracks, she was born and raised
In a great big old house, full of butlers and maids.
No one is better than I, I know I'm just an average guy,
No football hero or smooth Don Juan,
Got empty pockets, you see I'm a poorman's son.
She says give her the things that money can buy
But I'll never, never make my baby cry,

And it's all right, what I can't do,
Out of sight because my heart is true,
She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, ah ah ah ah,
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.