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08-02-2004, 07:21 AM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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uptight? well someone is... no names mentioned...
but there's one way to remedy such a malady.... <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/doggie_poopie.jpg"> remove that blockage. yup.
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08-02-2004, 09:43 AM
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Location: SW Oklahoma
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MONDAY!!! IT'S FREAKING MONDAY AGAIN! IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhhhhhh, that's better. Thanks.
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08-02-2004, 09:55 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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sorry to hear that rock........we have a holiday today so i'll tip a few back for ya'.  any one else gotta vent? |
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08-02-2004, 10:32 AM
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Newlywed
Location: at home
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I CAN'T GET MY MOTHERFUCKING CAR TO FUCKING PASS THE FUCKING EMISSIONS TESTING!! I BARELY FAILED!!! PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME WHAT TO CHECK OR WHAT TO FIX BUT THEY WON'T FUCKING ANSWER ME WHEN I ASK WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT OR HOW TO CHECK WHATEVER IT IS!!!!!
I have a job where all day long I hear girls bitching and yelling when really they have a pretty decent life at the home. They can't stay the fuck out of each others' business, they can't keep their mouths shut, they can't leave me the fuck alone, they can't fucking deal with it when they know what they're supposed to do, they don't do it, then they get in trouble!!!! I have a huge headache by the end of the day, but something keeps me going back for more. I have a boyfriend who (I think) is keeping information from me and takes advantage of the fact that I don't speak Spanish. I really think something's going on because he easily avoids certain questions, but then answers the next with no problem. It's happened three times today at LEAST. I'm broke til Thursday, and even then it won't be a full paycheck. So I'll be broke again until the 20th. Yet I need to pay for ANOTHER emissions test, spark plug wires, registration, insurance, groceries, etc. Oh, and don't forget gas. I have a raging headache that's been going on for like, two days now, and I can't get it to stop. I really need to go in for a massage but that costs money, which, as stated above, is nonexistant until about the 20th. I also need to get my back and neck adjusted, as well as my hips, but that also costs money, which, if you've forgotten, is nonexistant.
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08-02-2004, 10:46 AM
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Location: CA-USA
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Whew, that was good vent! Way to go Silly! Made my day seem not so shitty. :-)
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08-02-2004, 10:52 AM
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Location: at home
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I really need a hug. 
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08-02-2004, 10:59 AM
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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I fear that if I began to vent I would not be able to stop the flow of liquid hot magma that would issue from my every orifice.
I do feel a little better just saying that. I would also like to wish good fortune to Vermin, Sillygirl and that dog that is trying so hard to take care of business. Rockogre's issues will remedy themselves at midnight. |
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08-02-2004, 12:17 PM
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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You both are kind and probably just a little curious as to the problems a Giant Hamburger may face in this inhumanely human world. I assure you they are not as interesting as you might imagine. Sadly, it is not my way to divulge my mundane, earthly worries upon my beloved electronic neighbor. No, my way is to cram it all into a little box kept deep within me with the word "cancer" written all over it. It is a time-honored tradition of the short-lived male of my species.
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08-02-2004, 12:22 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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can i offer you a cuban cigar to try and make you feel better then? |
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08-02-2004, 12:41 PM
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Yes, yes, you can. It would be a pleasure to partake in a habano with you. You seem to have all of the right answers. I feel looser already just typing this. Many thanks, my friend -GH |
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08-02-2004, 03:27 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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cubans are for GH,and GH only. whatta ya' got to vent joe? there might be a guinness in it for ya' if you make my heart bleed. |
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08-02-2004, 04:44 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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LMAO joe ....good one.
Sir GH.... not a cuban,actually not sure what kind they were. i know they cost me damn near $60.00 for 3 of them.....(buddy's newborn baby party eh) i will share this with you.  and joe.......seeing as how you got me back on the yellin' deal....and i know it hurt you as much as it enlightened me.(so i'm keepin' up eh!!!).....i'll give to you one of these....  ohh shit,....look at that....they're all empty. sorry joe....you didn't make my heart bleed on that one. try again Last edited by Fly; 08-02-2004 at 04:50 PM.. |
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08-03-2004, 12:06 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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 Asta!!
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08-03-2004, 01:13 AM
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Location: I think my horns are coming out
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Heh. I would have had quite a rant yesterday... but today I am feeling much nicer...
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08-03-2004, 08:30 AM
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I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Just had a full blood workup and had my prostate checked.
ACK! Oh, the humiliation!
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08-03-2004, 11:36 AM
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Location: California
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OK I have to rant now, you guys have inspired me....
My neck and right shoulder blade are killing me, I feel like someone has driven a stake through my back, and oh the burn!!!! I have people at work that are here only to insure that I make it to the funny house... How can so many people be so stupid!!!! I am recovering from food poisening and that really sucks! my cell phone bill is late and I cant bring myself to log on and pay it... how pathetic I am horny as hell and the husband has been sick for 2 weeks, That alone is making me buggers..men=sick= big baby! My son is cutting a tooth *sigh* My dog has become incontinent sp? I need a fucking vacation! Everyone I know is asking me for artistic favors and I cant seem to find the time. I want to help them all, but I need to sleep too I have not been out in the adult world in..... I cant remember when?????? ok... that is all for now Thanks
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08-03-2004, 11:58 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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nice rant........do you feel better though? what do you need to feel better sweetie? does this work |
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08-03-2004, 11:59 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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big hands or little hands on the doctor rock?.....male or female?.........talk to me. |
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08-03-2004, 02:24 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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what's the deal with pants, anyways? why can't we just all wear sleeper jammies like fremen and bundy (and bernie spaghetti if she wears the "see-through" kind)?
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08-03-2004, 06:12 PM
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Location: Tokyo
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exhitbit B...
 firstly, allow me to apologise about the quality of the image presented here. now, in this Exhitbit, we can see that her jeans are in fact pulled UP... and also that they are very TIGHT... this evidence certainly brings to light new elements for this case. in response to the threads initial question, i must once again hastily reply, YES.
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08-03-2004, 06:18 PM
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exhitbit C...
 in making a pathetic attempt to balance the findings of this court of uptightedness, i now present Exhitbit C... here we can see another example of pants that have been pulled UP, and that are TIGHT... clearly the response in this instance is a resounding NO... THUS, this High Court of Bundy finds in response to the initial question posed by Mr Frasier Flyman, that the appropriate answer is in fact a strong, YES PLEASE, by two votes to one. we are adjourned.
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08-03-2004, 06:50 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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nice slice bern.....hahahaha........what a dork eh? who's uptight out there.......get it off your chest people. talk to me. |
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08-03-2004, 08:06 PM
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huh? you the dork or me the dork? yeah. me. ok. i'm used to it. np. <small>*mutters "weirdo"</small> 
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