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07-29-2004, 06:07 PM
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salmon?
Location: Outside Providence
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I am Chewbacca
"I Am Chewbacca" - D.V.D.A.
I sit in a yellow cubicle And I type at an orange screen And I'll get a raise next Tuesday If I can keep my office clean The women here ignore me They call me "Scrawny Dan" But that's because they don't know me They don't know who I really am I am Chewbacca I am a wookie I fight the empire I fix the robots Don't fucking cross me I am Chewbacca In need of no one In want of nothing I am Chewbacca I have no home My home is where My spirit goes Don't fucking taunt me 'Cause I'm Chewbacca I'll rip your arms off I'll kill your friends I think about my home planet When I'm in the conference room I wear a coat and tie But my heart is filled with gloom 'Cause that faggot on the Death Star Would like to see me dead Someday I'll tear off his black helmet And take a dump on his fuckin' head I am Chewbacca I am a wookie I fight the empire On the Millenium Falcon You want a piece of me? You want a piece of Chewbacca? I'm eight feet tall I'll kick your ass I am Chewbacca I've got no home My home is where My spirit goes You can all fuck off I am Chewbacca Kiss my ass Eat shit motherfucker Motherfucker Motherfucker Motherfucker
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07-29-2004, 08:23 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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good for you man..........don't let anyone tell you how to feel....... you ARE Chewbacca man.........run with it.  |
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07-29-2004, 08:38 PM
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lascivious
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Matt and Trey indeed do rock.
Here is a link to a Chewbacca song. Though I dont think I have much bandwith left. http://members.rogers.com/mantus_/mu..._Chewbacca.mp3 Last edited by Mantus; 07-29-2004 at 08:45 PM.. |
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08-02-2004, 12:21 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Wookie nookie...
http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=4025 http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=wookie+nookie "Nookie" Based on the performance by Limp Bizkit "Wookie" Parody by White Mystery Wookie I came here to this world on a slave ship Look into these eyes, oh wait you can't cause I'm a hairy thing Han Solo has a past, a bounty-hunting king But Greedo has to come try to mess up the whole thing Hey, think of it this way 'Cause Jabba had to say that he'd pay For Solo's head on a tray And he's my homie so that'd suck But I'm just a guy named Chewy and that's all Bridge: (Hey) Like a Hut (x7) Things weren't looking great, but yeah they're looking good Cause now Han has a reputation in this neighborhood And you'd think that we would move along But some Jedi little kid asked Han for a ride, yeah And I'd kill for a Salisbury steak I think Han and me need a break But the Death Star is in the way Hey, what the hell, let's go blow Darth away I won't lie he's an evil guy Chorus: I did it all for the Wookie (come on) The Wookie (come on) so you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Chewbacca growl) Stick it up your (Chewbacca growl) Stick it up your (Chewbacca growl) Stick it up your (Repeat) Why did it take so long for someone to write this song? We're real Star Wars fans Props to Lucas for inspiring this here song And you can sing along in a minute Anyway, back to Tatooine Luke had to save this pretty girl (But in reality) it was Luke's little sister How long he'd missed her, His thumbs were blistered From a light saber mister (Bridge) (Chorus) Slow Section: I'm not a human, unless you count the guy that's inside Chewy's suit And I'll tell you, it's hot you know, this job right here is hard my son Under appreciated I am, but Wookie fans rock on Wookies rock on, Wookie fans rock on I'm going to change out of this hairy thing Does that guy named Yoda go through all this pain? (Repeat x3) (Chorus)
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