Halx

I need eyebrows!

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QuasiMojo

~ I'm a Maaaaaaaan Baby~

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bernadette

chicks with dicks.

(juvenile reply. yes. thank you.)

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uncle phil

man, your flash attachment is waaayyy to the left...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i hate these fucking hair nets!!!!!!

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SterlingStudios

sillygirl

I just wet myself

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Fly

*damn*...........check the size 'o the johnson on that guy!

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Munku

Look at me! I'm an attention whore.. I mean the Mona Lisa!

Fremen

You stole mine, you stoler you!


Hello, my name is Mona Lisa Simpson. I have jaundice.

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ngdawg

"Let's hurry up, Leo. I got a blind date with some guy named David that Michaelangelo set up."

bernadette

"are you staring at my man boobs?"

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Casus Belli

"Dan Brown doesn't know shit!"

ngdawg

"nyah-nyah, I know the Davinci code and you don't!"

SaltPork

I'm holding Leo's head in my crotch right now....small circles, Leo...small circles.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

slimshaydee

I'm considered morbidly obese by today's standards

absorbentishe

You couldn't wait to start the orgy until I was done, eh?

cameroncrazy822

This vaginal itching is driving me crazy!

Jeff

"Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove. Served some reheated salisbury steak with a little slice of love.

I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of.. Just know everything's doing fine down here in...LUNCHLADY LAND"

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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
--Charles Bukowski

NJFrank

"yummmmmmmm.
Are those Dunkin Donuts. Oh baby"