|
Caption me!
|
~ I'm a Maaaaaaaan Baby~
|
chicks with dicks.
(juvenile reply. yes. thank you.) |
man, your flash attachment is waaayyy to the left...
|
i hate these fucking hair nets!!!!!!
|
I just wet myself
|
*damn*...........check the size 'o the johnson on that guy!
|
Look at me! I'm an attention whore.. I mean the Mona Lisa!
|
Quote:
Hello, my name is Mona Lisa Simpson. I have jaundice. |
"Let's hurry up, Leo. I got a blind date with some guy named David that Michaelangelo set up."
|
"are you staring at my man boobs?"
|
"Dan Brown doesn't know shit!"
|
"nyah-nyah, I know the Davinci code and you don't!"
|
I'm holding Leo's head in my crotch right now....small circles, Leo...small circles.
|
I'm considered morbidly obese by today's standards
|
You couldn't wait to start the orgy until I was done, eh?
|
This vaginal itching is driving me crazy!
|
"Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove. Served some reheated salisbury steak with a little slice of love.
I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of.. Just know everything's doing fine down here in...LUNCHLADY LAND" |
"yummmmmmmm.
Are those Dunkin Donuts. Oh baby" |
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:45 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project