Caption me!
 

http://www.primaryfrench.co.uk/image.../Mona_Lisa.jpg

I need eyebrows!

~ I'm a Maaaaaaaan Baby~

chicks with dicks.

(juvenile reply. yes. thank you.)

man, your flash attachment is waaayyy to the left...

i hate these fucking hair nets!!!!!!

I just wet myself

*damn*...........check the size 'o the johnson on that guy!

Look at me! I'm an attention whore.. I mean the Mona Lisa!

You stole mine, you stoler you!


Hello, my name is Mona Lisa Simpson. I have jaundice.

"Let's hurry up, Leo. I got a blind date with some guy named David that Michaelangelo set up."

"are you staring at my man boobs?"

"Dan Brown doesn't know shit!"

"nyah-nyah, I know the Davinci code and you don't!"

I'm holding Leo's head in my crotch right now....small circles, Leo...small circles.

I'm considered morbidly obese by today's standards

You couldn't wait to start the orgy until I was done, eh?

This vaginal itching is driving me crazy!

"Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove. Served some reheated salisbury steak with a little slice of love.

I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of.. Just know everything's doing fine down here in...LUNCHLADY LAND"

"yummmmmmmm.
Are those Dunkin Donuts. Oh baby"