Ella

The kids are off with their Dad, I have managed to get Friday and Monday off (man, do I love flex time!), and I'm off to Ballina to spend a couple of nights with a girlfriend down there. She plans to ply me with B-52s and home grown weed, then get some nasty webcam action happening!


Par-tay.....fuckin' A!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meridae'n

Girlfriend??? Webcam???

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Doos

Address????

I can't believe you're going to miss the rugby Ella

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Ella

Yeah, hard to believe, hey Doos. Sometimes there's more to life than large men with great legs.

Meri.....yes and yes.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Meridae'n

*faints*

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

slimshaydee

yeah i second that

Latch

Thirded.

frozenstellar

.........?

well, c'mon, cant tell us that much then not give us the address for such a cam, can you now?

Meridae'n

I smell an old-fashioned 'Tilted Exhibition' thread a-brewin'...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Guys, seriously, it is nothing you haven't seen before.


Well, there is that thing Andie does with the tub of yoghurt, egg whisk and the anal beads, but I'm sure you don't want to see that.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Spartak

"Ella's Wicked Wickend"

Sounds like the name of a porn film

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Latch

Judging by the content of the thread so far, sounds like it'll become one.

Ella

Man, does my head hurt! I think between the Tequila lick-sip-sucks and the B-52s and the Cock Sucking Cowboys, my brain went a little haywire. Not sure about the webcam stuff.....if we did, I can't remember!

*wanders off searching for debauched evidence*

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cchris

Circumstantial will do for now.


"says a quite prayer that vid will be found"

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Meridae'n

"Quite prayer"

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Hhhmmm.....quite. The only webcam action we found was of us doing Tequila lick-sip-sucks. I was wearing just my bra at the time, and I'm not really sure why.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Latch

link?

edit:

I'll even host it for you if you want hehe

Ella

Bah...you'll just have to put up with this grainy webcam pic (the top was still on at this stage). The inane grin is directly proportional to the amount of tequila I had consumed.

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Zooksport2

Ummm would you please elaborate? Oh and in graphic detail too.



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