neddy65

Rollers roll, cutters cut, skaters skate.....but I have yet to see a finger fing!

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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

the_marq

....and I have never Kippled.


(too obscure?)

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Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.

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Redlemon

Not at all, you naughty boy....

(one of my favorites!)

the_marq

Well it's nice to know that 100 yr old comedy can still get a laugh.

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ngdawg

How come something can make you nonplussed, but there isn't anything to make you plus?

uncle phil

what do keglers do, keg?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Munku

I don't get the Kippled joke.

Latch

*staring at hands, stoned*

"They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen them fing before."

5 seconds later

"Oh.. there they go"

monody

... and have you ever seen anyone GRUNTLED?

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Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others.
-Oscar Wilde.

the_marq

Here it is in it's ancient entirety

<img src="http://www.unc.edu/~sstaff/images/kippled.jpg">

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slimshaydee

i still dont get the kippled thing

Fly

sorta the same as spooning..........


...cept with insertion eh.

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Tophat665

She was a descript perdaughter, her hair kempt and ruly, and her clothes well sheveled. I always found her speech effable and pointful.

I understand why they're called leaves on deciduous trees, but, on evergreens, shouldn't they be called stays? (Or is that only on a Corset tree?)

Vegetarians eat vegeables. What does a Humanitarian eat?

Corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil from olives, but where do they get motor oil?s

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

vermin

or baby oil.

Is it possible to be superdefatigueable?

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Munku

I see the Kippled joke as, he's asking her if she likes the Author, Rudyard Kipling, while holding the book.. Probably wrong though :/

bundy

do burgers burg?

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Ohayo!!!

sadistikdreams

oh man
how i used to fing,


i'd fing all night if you fancy

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

Derwood

This could go on forever!

One goose, several geese.

So one moose, several meese?

One mouse, several mice.

So one house, several hice?

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unoaman

Since we're on the subject...how come when blackberries are green they're red ?

Tophat665

Holy Shit! Call the firemans! The foxen are in the henhice!

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