Do fingers fing?
 

Rollers roll, cutters cut, skaters skate.....but I have yet to see a finger fing!:confused: :crazy: :confused: :lol:

....and I have never Kippled.


(too obscure?)

Not at all, you naughty boy....

(one of my favorites!)

Well it's nice to know that 100 yr old comedy can still get a laugh.

How come something can make you nonplussed, but there isn't anything to make you plus?

what do keglers do, keg?

I don't get the Kippled joke. :(

*staring at hands, stoned*

"They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen them fing before."

5 seconds later

"Oh.. there they go"

... and have you ever seen anyone GRUNTLED?

Here it is in it's ancient entirety

<img src="http://www.unc.edu/~sstaff/images/kippled.jpg">

i still dont get the kippled thing

sorta the same as spooning..........


...cept with insertion eh.

She was a descript perdaughter, her hair kempt and ruly, and her clothes well sheveled. I always found her speech effable and pointful.

I understand why they're called leaves on deciduous trees, but, on evergreens, shouldn't they be called stays? (Or is that only on a Corset tree?)

Vegetarians eat vegeables. What does a Humanitarian eat?

Corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil from olives, but where do they get motor oil?s

or baby oil.

Is it possible to be superdefatigueable?

I see the Kippled joke as, he's asking her if she likes the Author, Rudyard Kipling, while holding the book.. Probably wrong though :/

do burgers burg?

oh man
how i used to fing,


i'd fing all night if you fancy

This could go on forever!

One goose, several geese.

So one moose, several meese?

One mouse, several mice.

So one house, several hice?

Since we're on the subject...how come when blackberries are green they're red ?

Holy Shit! Call the firemans! The foxen are in the henhice!