Damn Deranged Monkey
 

Short, simple....

There's a monkey in my pocket;
and he's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy;
I suspect that he's deranged.

Click here to hear/download the sound file [about a 400k wav file]

Now.. I'm not sure where I got it.. I've had it for years. It's definitely belongs in Nonsense. Can anyone identify it?

edit:
Listen to it long enough on repeat and you'll go nuts.

Latch, Latch, Latch...the question here isn't the identifying it. The real question is WHY have you had it for years?

About every 6 months I forget what the file is (as it doesn't have an obvious name) and I play it.. and it makes me laugh. Worth keeping :)

"I suspect that he's deranged".

Nope, never heard it before. Sorry.

At the carnival one time there was this dude with a fuckin monkey and if ya had (Well it's supposed to be a quarter but who has that?) some change he'd walk up and grab it out of your hand. So we decided to mess with it....first we'd get handfulls a penny's and it'd walk up and grab like 5 at a time....clearly this fuckin monkey has had practice right.....then we started holding out our hands with nothing in em...and he'd (well I assumed it was a he....if it wasn't then she was a transvestite monkey) walk up, put his hand there and feel around yer whole hand and look under it and boy that monkey was pissed....I mean not like OUTBREAK pissed but I'm sure if he did have a disease he woulda given it to me.

Asta!!

There's an Italian phrase:

Hai le scimie urlatricci nel cervello?

Scuzzi?

Asta!!

SCSI?

IDE?

BTW, it turns out the sound clip is from a Monkey Island game.