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Meridae'n · 07-25-2004, 04:59 AM

I know I'm ripping this off someone else, but me and Bundy used to throw shit at each other in the 'Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secrets' thread, piss funny!

One rule... gotta be OZ/NZ themed.

I'll start with a random poster...

Ella once got fired from her job as an extra on 'My Secret Valley'

slimshaydee · 07-25-2004, 10:53 PM

Meridae'n was once arrested for streaking onto the ground at the MCG in a g-string and bra. 12 peple died from seeing his hairy ass that day, it is the greatest hairy arsed tradgey australia has seen since ned kelly went bare-arsed back in 1885

TIO · 07-26-2004, 08:55 AM

slimshaydee ate Azaria

Latch · 07-26-2004, 02:48 PM

TIO then proceded to reveal (30 years on) that he was the one who shot the slimshaydee that ate Azaria.

bundy · 07-26-2004, 03:44 PM

and as it turns out... Latch is actually the 'mate' of TIO's who buried the baby in his front yard all the way back in Melbourne.

Ella · 07-26-2004, 04:38 PM

Meanwhile, a young, drunk and wild-at-heart Meri got so drunk one night in Deni, his mates stripped him, threw him in the back of the ute and dumped him on the side of the Riverina Hwy just outside of town. He was found the next morning curled up next to a used car tyre with a pair of girls panties on his head.

True story.

Spartak · 07-26-2004, 06:30 PM

Ella drank a dozen VB and LIKED it!

Ella · 07-26-2004, 07:12 PM

Hahahahaha....*thumbs-up*

Spartak has a third nipple.

slimshaydee · 07-26-2004, 11:22 PM

ella rooted one of the guys from hey dad

who says truth cant come into it

Ella · 07-27-2004, 12:29 AM

Ella also rooted the drummer from The Cosmic Psychos, but don't tell her I told you.

TIO · 07-27-2004, 12:44 AM

Ella barracks for the Rabbitohs

Meridae'n · 07-27-2004, 01:16 AM

TIO was born in Rotarua.

slimshaydee · 07-27-2004, 01:33 AM

Meriae'n secretly wants to root a rower (preferably a stud from the awesome fouresome)

tacho · 07-27-2004, 01:55 AM

slimshaydee sacrificed her hide to give the rower slippery chamois pants.....

slimshaydee · 07-27-2004, 02:24 AM

im a guy

Latch · 07-27-2004, 03:20 AM

that's your deep, dark, and dirty secret slim?

Spartak · 07-27-2004, 03:20 AM

slimshaydee is the Australian sheep shearing champion hence his avatar.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2004, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
im a guy

Those posts were gold :lol

Spartak is a dead ringer for Mark Greatbatch.

tacho · 07-27-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
im a guy

sorry!!!

Latch · 07-27-2004, 11:45 PM

Meridae'n tried out for Aussie Idol.. and even tried sleeping w/ Dicko for the chance.... but still.. no go.

Meridae'n · 07-28-2004, 12:51 AM

Latch finds Derryn Hinch informative and witty.

TIO · 07-28-2004, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meridae'n
TIO was born in Rotarua.

Ouch.

Merry thinks Amanda Vanstone is pretty hot.

bundy · 07-28-2004, 06:20 AM

TIO is Amanda Vanstones love child (he doesn't know who his dad is; but since it happened at one of those Liberal Party Cabinet meetings/orgies, he's pretty sure its either Alexander Downer or Peter Reith...)

Meridae'n · 07-28-2004, 09:42 AM

Bundy just bought a delightful 2 bedroom place in Redfern for $35.70.

cchris · 07-30-2004, 05:20 PM

At the Pub,Meridae'n is called "Stayfree", he can soak up anything.

TIO · 08-03-2004, 09:04 AM

cchris didn't watch the rugby on Saturday. OR the Geelong game on Sunday.

Meridae'n · 08-03-2004, 11:51 PM

TIO reckons the Czech Republic are the next big thing in Rugby...

hosti|e · 08-07-2004, 09:34 PM

Meridae'n said that NZ would kill australia in the test last night (why did he have to be wrong

)

Meridae'n · 08-08-2004, 12:24 AM

hostile believes the referees in the Tri Nations have been beyond reproach.

slimshaydee · 08-08-2004, 01:26 AM

Meridae'n is a frequent editorialist for the womans day

frozenstellar · 08-08-2004, 04:22 AM

slimshaydee currently has 14 different identities and claims the dole for all of them.

TIO · 08-08-2004, 07:00 AM

frozenstellar thinks there's something wrong with that.

Meridae'n · 08-08-2004, 06:38 PM

TIO sends a death threat to the male model on The Price is Right twice a day. You're just not over Larry yet, are ya mate...

Ella · 08-09-2004, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by frozenstellar
slimshaydee currently has 14 different identities and claims the dole for all of them.

Ella's on to you all......

Meridae'n · 08-09-2004, 09:52 AM

Ella's too tough for the rules.

Ella · 08-11-2004, 12:53 AM

Ella says the rules are there are no rules.

hosti|e · 08-11-2004, 06:33 PM

Ella was once done for a chicken related indecency *__*

Ella · 08-11-2004, 11:56 PM

When hostile had his 21st, someone pissed in the punch. He didn't find out until the next day, after it had been consumed by all at the party.

Latch · 08-12-2004, 12:13 AM

Although Ella claims to love JB.. she has a secret KG fetish.

That's not AU-related so...

Ella was the one who pissed in poor hostile's punch. And when they were doing punch sculls... it was messy.

Ella · 08-13-2004, 01:53 AM

Haha....Ella loves the D boys, but Jables has *just* the edge on KG. Just.

Latch has a particular fondness for leg warmers and off the shoulder tops.

07-25-2004, 04:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	DDS - OZ/NZ Style! I know I'm ripping this off someone else, but me and Bundy used to throw shit at each other in the 'Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secrets' thread, piss funny! One rule... gotta be OZ/NZ themed. I'll start with a random poster... Ella once got fired from her job as an extra on 'My Secret Valley' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-26-2004, 08:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	slimshaydee ate Azaria __________________ Strewth

07-26-2004, 03:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	and as it turns out... Latch is actually the 'mate' of TIO's who buried the baby in his front yard all the way back in Melbourne. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-26-2004, 04:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Meanwhile, a young, drunk and wild-at-heart Meri got so drunk one night in Deni, his mates stripped him, threw him in the back of the ute and dumped him on the side of the Riverina Hwy just outside of town. He was found the next morning curled up next to a used car tyre with a pair of girls panties on his head. True story. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

07-26-2004, 06:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
Spartak Bang bang Location: New Zealand	Ella drank a dozen VB and LIKED it! __________________ I can read your mind... looking at you... I can read your mind...

07-25-2004, 10:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Meridae'n was once arrested for streaking onto the ground at the MCG in a g-string and bra. 12 peple died from seeing his hairy ass that day, it is the greatest hairy arsed tradgey australia has seen since ned kelly went bare-arsed back in 1885

07-26-2004, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	TIO then proceded to reveal (30 years on) that he was the one who shot the slimshaydee that ate Azaria.

07-26-2004, 07:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Hahahahaha....thumbs-up Spartak has a third nipple. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

07-26-2004, 11:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	ella rooted one of the guys from hey dad who says truth cant come into it

07-27-2004, 12:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Ella also rooted the drummer from The Cosmic Psychos, but don't tell her I told you. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

07-27-2004, 12:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Ella barracks for the Rabbitohs __________________ Strewth

07-27-2004, 01:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	TIO was born in Rotarua. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-27-2004, 01:33 AM	#13 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Meriae'n secretly wants to root a rower (preferably a stud from the awesome fouresome)

07-27-2004, 01:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
tacho Upright Location: New Zealand	slimshaydee sacrificed her hide to give the rower slippery chamois pants.....

07-27-2004, 02:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	im a guy

07-27-2004, 03:20 AM	#16 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	that's your deep, dark, and dirty secret slim?

07-27-2004, 03:20 AM	#17 (permalink)
Spartak Bang bang Location: New Zealand	slimshaydee is the Australian sheep shearing champion hence his avatar. __________________ I can read your mind... looking at you... I can read your mind...

07-27-2004, 11:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Meridae'n tried out for Aussie Idol.. and even tried sleeping w/ Dicko for the chance.... but still.. no go.

07-28-2004, 12:51 AM	#21 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Latch finds Derryn Hinch informative and witty. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-28-2004, 06:20 AM	#23 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	TIO is Amanda Vanstones love child (he doesn't know who his dad is; but since it happened at one of those Liberal Party Cabinet meetings/orgies, he's pretty sure its either Alexander Downer or Peter Reith...) __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-28-2004, 09:42 AM	#24 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy just bought a delightful 2 bedroom place in Redfern for $35.70. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-30-2004, 05:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	At the Pub,Meridae'n is called "Stayfree", he can soak up anything. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-03-2004, 09:04 AM	#26 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	cchris didn't watch the rugby on Saturday. OR the Geelong game on Sunday. __________________ Strewth

08-03-2004, 11:51 PM	#27 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	TIO reckons the Czech Republic are the next big thing in Rugby... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-07-2004, 09:34 PM	#28 (permalink)
hosti\|e Tilted	Meridae'n said that NZ would kill australia in the test last night (why did he have to be wrong ) __________________ New Zealander and proud

08-08-2004, 12:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	hostile believes the referees in the Tri Nations have been beyond reproach. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-08-2004, 01:26 AM	#30 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Meridae'n is a frequent editorialist for the womans day

08-08-2004, 04:22 AM	#31 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	slimshaydee currently has 14 different identities and claims the dole for all of them.

08-08-2004, 07:00 AM	#32 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	frozenstellar thinks there's something wrong with that. __________________ Strewth

08-08-2004, 06:38 PM	#33 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	TIO sends a death threat to the male model on The Price is Right twice a day. You're just not over Larry yet, are ya mate... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-09-2004, 09:52 AM	#35 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Ella's too tough for the rules. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-11-2004, 12:53 AM	#36 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Ella says the rules are there are no rules. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

08-11-2004, 06:33 PM	#37 (permalink)
hosti\|e Tilted	Ella was once done for a chicken related indecency __ __________________ New Zealander and proud

08-11-2004, 11:56 PM	#38 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	When hostile had his 21st, someone pissed in the punch. He didn't find out until the next day, after it had been consumed by all at the party. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

08-12-2004, 12:13 AM	#39 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Although Ella claims to love JB.. she has a secret KG fetish. That's not AU-related so... Ella was the one who pissed in poor hostile's punch. And when they were doing punch sculls... it was messy.