Wanna screw?
 

OH YOU TEASE!!
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Asta!!

I prefer a good ole Robertson screw to a slot drive... Sure the other screws strip faster but with a Robertson you can keep on screwing...

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hehe I have a good story with that phrase...

My mate's little brother came to spend the day w/ him at uni while his Mum was in town.. this kid is 10 and funny as.. so we decide to take him to Maccas and a movie.. as we walk to the car I see a screw on the groud and pick it up.. hand it to him.. say "wanna screw?" then "We need to find some hot chicks.." and start laughing.. my mate's laughing.. little dude's laughing.. but he's not sure why.. but he pockets the screw and off we go.

After an interesting trip in Maccas (where he threw his wrappers back over the counter at the Maccas staff while we weren't looking).. we finally went to the movie. Halfway through the movie, in a silent bit.. he pulls the screw out of his pocket, and asks really loud (so the whole theater could hear) "WANNA SCREW?" as he tries to hand it to me... I was in tears.. poor people around us were looking at us like we were gonna die because we were laughing so hard..

good times..

Nope. Sorry. No time for a screw. I gotta bolt.

http://www.neji-nakamura.co.jp/photo/bolt/bolt.jpg

Knurled head. Pffffft.

if take some words out of that it sounds really dirty:lol:

slimshaydee, were you hammered when you started this thread? you were, huh? :lol:

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He was. I saw him.

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I am only here to prove to "anitra" that I do indeed have a bit of self control. That said, I will say "no thank you, I don't believe I wanna screw":crazy:

You are all just a bunch of...

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<font size="3">hey now! speak for yourself!!

what kind of tool are you anyway?</font>
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You sure did manage to
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that one.

that was so stupid it was funny
i <3 nonsense

Watch out you don't get drilled from behind.

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Especially if you're hanging out with Allen.
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...don't wanna wrench your knee...

and there times that people ask for a
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but just get
"
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off"
as a response.

I've always thought of myself as a bit
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But I suppose I'm just a great big

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I'm getting board of this thread.

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It's a shame that this

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is

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It seemed like more fun than a

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Bump!
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WOW, I can't stop laughing............

you're all fucking.......

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everyone in this thread is
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(I used the easiest and closest source without any copyright type issues for the first pic :D )

I think that can safely be taken for...
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