wrestlerdiva

Who do you guys think would win in a fight:
Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake
Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson
Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood
Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra
James Bond vs. Indiana Jones
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff

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Superman

orphen

second. superman owns all.

wait, what was the question again?

Bobaphat

Who do you guys think would win in a fight:
Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake

Rainbow Bright all Shortcake did was smell funny.

Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xena, no contest

Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson

Not sure, but I'd love to watch...

Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards

Kerry Edwards. Cheney is weak, take him down fast and then concentrate forces on Bush

Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah

Oprah when she's on one of her fitness binges, Jenny jones any other time.

John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood

I'll go with Eastwood since the others are dead (no disrespect to the man in black)

Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra

Frank the Tank. Bad ass motherfucker, not to mention he has ties...

James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

Bond, James Bond

Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck

They both smoke like chimneys so they'd probably pass out before it got started. For the sake of argument and because his name is shorter to type, I go with Ben

Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff

Lindsey and her new nasty twins would whoop Duff something fierce

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Jam

i have no idea
BUFFY
Jessica Simpson
no idea
no idea
no idea
Bond
Elvis
no idea
Lindsay Lohan

NoSoup

Indiana would kick Bond's ass...

And Xena would pwn Buffy...

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Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake - Rainbow, duh.

Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Xena. She's got that whole armor thing goin' on.

Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson - I think it'd be kind of neat to force whoever wins to eat the remains of the other. Their combined weight might equal something resembling normal.

Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards - That's a tough one. Kerry and Cheney are pretty evenly matched - Kerry's a puss, and Cheney's got a bad heart. Edwards looks like he could probably take Bush - maybe help Kerry out afterwards?

Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah
Oprah. She'd sit on them.

John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood
THIS would be an amazing fight. I, of course, would have to put my vote in for Cash, but it certainly would be a damn good fight.

James Bond vs. Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones, no question. Without his gadgets, Bond is just another stuffed suit.

Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
Damon. That man has so much anger pent up inside, it's scary.

Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff
I dunno. I'm sure I'll be just as happy either way, so long as one of them (or both!) dies.

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bernadette

Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra = <b>TIE!</b>
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson = <b>Jessica</b>
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood = <b>Johnny Cash</b>
Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards = <b>anyone but Bush will work here</b>, even my one of my dogs would be better than Bush.
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah = <b>Oprah</b>

no opinion on the others.

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bookerV

Who do you guys think would win in a fight:

Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake - Rainbow, Strawberry just seems the wussier of the two

Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Xena. Xena battled many gods and whooped some ass. Buffy is not nearly as ruthless.

Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson - Jessica. They are both equally wussy but Jess has size.

Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards - Bush, he is a crazy person.

Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah - Oprah. Nobody fucks with Oprah.

John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood - Clint, just because he is the man.

Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra - Non fat elvis over frank, frank over fat elvis.

James Bond vs. Indiana Jones - Bond. He has better gadgets.

Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck - Ben. Matt is like 5'4".

Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff - Lindsey. Despite being a bit smaller she seems to have more of the mean streak to her. Hillary is too much of a nice girl.

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absorbentishe

<B>Who would win</B>


Who do you guys think would win in a fight:
<B>Rainbow Bright</B> vs. Strawberry Shortcake, Short cake sux
<B>Xena: Warrior Princess</B> vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy wouldn't even be able to lift her wooden stake agains Xena
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson, Who cares, I'd pay to watch the fight though
<B>Bush and Cheney</B> vs. Kerry and Edwards, They have too many "connections"
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah, Oprah would take out Rikki, then Jenny and Leeza would take out Oprah, and they'd lez out!
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. <B>Clint Eastwood</B>, Go ahead and try to make his day!
Elvis vs. <B>Frank Sinatra</B>, Elvis may be the king, but Frank is connected
<B>James Bond</B> vs. Indiana Jones, Too many gadgets
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck, who cares, but we wouldn't be at a lose if either was gone
Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff, Who cares, see Paris vs. Jessica comment

Charlatan

I say the Shortcake in 2 rounds... with a name like Strawberry Shortcake she had to be tough...


It was a tough battle but in the end Buffy kicks Xena's tired old ass all around school yard... what I want to see is Gabrielle vs. Willow... preferably in jello or mud...

Jessica will wipe Paris' skinny ass... yes Jessica will take a few good claw marks to her flawless face but let's face it... Jessica is WAY more ambitious and rapacious...

Bush and Cheney... cause they know how to fight dirty.

Leeza and Oprah... Jenny is the weakest link and just won't stand a chance in the ring.

Johnny will kill them both just to watch them die...

Frank will only because of his influence...

Tough one... Isn't James Bond Indiana Jones' dad? I'd have to say James bond would win only because he's licensed to kill and Jones is just an acheologist.

Ben Affleck has reach and weight on Damon... no contest.

Lohan will crush Duff using her twin from the Parent Trap to tag team her into submission.

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bundy

1. Strawberry Shortcake. no contest.
2. Buffy. Xena would be too interested in playing with Buffy's hair...
3. Paris Hilton. Paris may be just as inane, but she has quite a nasty streak. Jessica does not.
4. Kerry + Edwards. hopefully.
5. Oprah. she would eat them for dinner. then burp loudly.
6. Johnny Cash. he'd shoot them for a laugh.
7. Sinatra. but of course, he wouldn't do the dirty work. that would just be 'arranged'.
8. Bond. he'd fuck up Jones, then he'd fuck his wife. haha.
9. Damon. Affleck's head looks too much like an asshole. he'd have to forfeit the fight.
10. sorry, who?

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