cchris

Hi! I'm Kermit the Frog!!! Today's Lesson kids, is Rolling. Brought to you by the letter "J" and the number "420".


First, grab your rolling papers (On sale for .69/pack at your local Roby, or Roby convenience store) take one out, and fold it like so.


Take you buds of uh....... "Herb." of course, you need to break it up a bit, for easy smoking and even placement on your paper, so let's break those up a bit right now.


Shit!!! I mean, careful kids, not to drop your precious herb all over. Anyways, we got 'er all ready to go into our papers now.


Oh yeah, place it evenly on the paper like so. Smell that sweet herb, yeah!!! Okay, now it's time to lick the side of the paper and prepare to roll it into our big fattie.


If you do it right, it comes out in a nice cylinder, just like this... I have a nice little filter on the bottom here so my little frog lips don't get burned. I'm so overwhelmed by my good job! Let me pose with it for a second. Okay screw that, lets finish up! I'm anxious to smoke.


Tie off the end just like so. Time to light 'er up!


Look at that beautiful fattie... Ahhh Norfolk County's finest at work here kids.


Get your butane lighter (Zippos work just fine) or your favorite Bic (On sale for .99/3pack at your local Roby, or Roby convenience store) and fire that baby up.


Sit back and enjoy *cough* *cough* the moment....


Sometimes I find it bright when I smoke, so I like to wear protective shades. These butes are also availiable at Roby convenience stores for 5.99.


Wow, that was one sweet fattie!!!!!! I think I'm getting a little tired......... Time to go off to Dream World.


I hope this isn't a dream. BUDS!!!! Okay kids, know you know how it is done. Enjoy! Kermit the frog is outta here.

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Batman976

Kermit always knows how to make learning fun.

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What office is kermit in?

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Charlatan

It isn't easy being Green...

...but a nice fatty makes it smoother.

(it had to be said)

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rockogre

I like educations posts. Think he has any bong pointers?

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rockogre

I like educational posts. Think he has any bong pointers?

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rockogre

Help, I can't seem to delete this post. It says that I do not have permission.


DOH! now what have I done. I can't seem to delete anything. I just tried to correct a spelling mistake and it's all gone wonky.

Save yourselves! I'm bailing out of this thread.

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World's King

I was gonna help you but with the theme of the post... not being able to do anything right kind of fits.

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Giant Hamburger

I can't believe Kermit smokes Marlboro lights.

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cchris

Miss piggy aint impressed.

There will be feathers flying in the ole chook coop tonight.

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sadistikdreams

Flyman and Kermit are like this.
*crosses fingers*

P.S.: What's green and smells like pork?

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Fly

me and kermit go all the way back to the sesame street days.........he ripped me off for some smoke and a job........it coulda been me in the fucking trash can man........the grouch got it.......i must;ve been too mellow i guess.......

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Fly

and i ain't got nothin on your joke either man.



sorry

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Kermits fingers.

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Fremen

I said, "DON'T FUCK WITH MY FROGGY-LOVERS' BUDS!!!" "Got it???"

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