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Old 07-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #521 (permalink)
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Yeah, i dont think there are that many europeans on the tfp. Or else they dont speak the same languages and stuff.
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Old 07-07-2005, 10:16 PM   #522 (permalink)
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i think most europeans speak english. most of them speak, read and write better than those westies in sydney i must say
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:28 PM   #523 (permalink)
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Fuck I'm in the shit. Piped one of my best mate's little sisters last night, and he's extremely protective of her too. She's a little hottie though and all of us boys have wanted to pipe her watching her grow up, and I wasn't about to let the opportunity go by. I hope the fuck it doesn't get back to him... the cunt'll shoot me.

Why must your cock get you in as much shit as possible.
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Old 07-24-2005, 05:06 PM   #524 (permalink)
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hahaha well done Meri. He'll find out. Shit like that always gets around.

A mate at work recently told us about how he ended up sleeping with his girlfriend's sister. That'll get him in the shit too.
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Old 07-26-2005, 07:26 PM   #525 (permalink)
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i think most europeans speak english. most of them speak, read and write better than those westies in sydney i must say
lol, who ya calling a westie ya lowbag.
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Old 07-26-2005, 07:30 PM   #526 (permalink)
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Fuck I'm in the shit. Piped one of my best mate's little sisters last night, and he's extremely protective of her too. She's a little hottie though and all of us boys have wanted to pipe her watching her grow up, and I wasn't about to let the opportunity go by. I hope the fuck it doesn't get back to him... the cunt'll shoot me.

Why must your cock get you in as much shit as possible.
Yeah, ive been in that situation. Did you take photos?
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:48 AM   #527 (permalink)
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Nah, but fuck I wished I did. I'm trying to tee up round 2 but her best friend thinks I'm a fuckwit cause I stopped her going up these blokes in the lineup for a club (as I'd be the cunt who'd end up getting hit). She told me sthat night that she thought I was the most arrogant prick she knew, so I guess I have to keep it up some how so I can get you bastards some pics...
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:31 PM   #528 (permalink)
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he told me sthat night that she thought I was the most arrogant prick she knew...
My god, where did she get that impression? She really doesn't know you at all, does she, Meri.

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Old 07-27-2005, 07:09 PM   #529 (permalink)
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I know hey! Some people have some strange ideas don't they.
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:47 AM   #530 (permalink)
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Did you make it back from BrisVegas OK, Meri?
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:18 AM   #531 (permalink)
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Yeah, took a sickie Monday though and told everybody i broke down in Yass. Can't really make it Wodonga when ya wake up in Kangaroo Point now can I...

Saturday night wasn't that big though, waited 2 hours for all the girls to get their faces on, then went and waited 2o minutes to get into this club in the Valley, just to find out one of the chicks didn't think she'd need her ID. Goodsy.

Spent Sunday in the CBD ehich was excellent. I didn't realise Brissy was so beautiful hey. Markets, Botanic Gardens, Queens St mall, Southbank, King George's Square, all fucken great :Packssuitcase:
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Old 08-04-2005, 01:41 AM   #532 (permalink)
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Indeed it is, babe. We'll catch up for a drink one of these days!
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:31 AM   #533 (permalink)
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hey Ella, Seeker & any1 else i forgot over there in Brisvegas,

what the weather like lately???

i'm cruising over there on Tuesday to attend a wedding somewhere in Brisbane.
i hope its alot hotter than here!

/me shivers
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Old 09-09-2005, 03:52 AM   #534 (permalink)
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It's been absolutely beautiful down here the last few days, although that all changes tomorrow.

It's been warm enough to get the girls to dress in summer clothes. Not bad, eh Slim? I'm sure you've been keeping watch.
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Old 09-11-2005, 01:50 PM   #535 (permalink)
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Heya Ishmal...hopefully the weather will be OK on Tuesday - it's my birthday, ya know!

I'm gearing up for a Melbourne trip in a couple of weeks - my man and I are spending a couple of days doing the Yarra Valley/B&B thing. Can't wait!
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Old 09-12-2005, 04:45 AM   #536 (permalink)
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What? Are you serious?

It's my birthday too!

Apparently some chinese basketball player is having a birthday today as well.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:50 PM   #537 (permalink)
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Yours too, cinnless? Hey, are you a fucking pedantic Virgo like me?

Anyways....have a great one, matey!
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:13 PM   #538 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday guys! It's all fun and games until the hangovers...
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:17 AM   #539 (permalink)
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Just got back from a trip. Went to Mungindi for a week and half and fixed my brothers house up a bit. New windows and a new doorway, some steps etc. Went out spotlighting at night and racked up a big score feral cats, foxes, hares and pigs. Then popped over to the Gold Coast (Palm Beach) for a few days to see the oldies. Now That I'm back in this shit hole called Sydney I have to go find some work to do.
Work is such a waste of time.
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:58 AM   #540 (permalink)
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Oh, and I thought you meant your birthday was yesterday, not today. ops:

Hope you're having a great one, and your head isn't too sore when you read this message.
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Old 09-13-2005, 12:30 PM   #541 (permalink)
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I hear ya, cinnless. Aren't we pains in the arse?
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Old 09-14-2005, 12:34 AM   #542 (permalink)
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Just got back from a trip. Went to Mungindi for a week and half and fixed my brothers house up a bit.
Fuck me, you went to Mungindi for a break? I lived on a cotton farn between Garah and Mungandi for 5 months... what a shithole.
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Old 09-14-2005, 05:36 PM   #543 (permalink)
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Fuck me, you went to Mungindi for a break? I lived on a cotton farn between Garah and Mungandi for 5 months... what a shithole.
Both Garah and Mungindi are shithole places, no doubt about it. I like shooting, but, and there's plenty of feral wildlife to slaughter around the area. I have an open invitation to shoot - thanks to my brother - on one of the largest wheat/cotton/everything else farms in NSW and I'll head up there any time I can.
What did you do on the cotton farm? A lowly stick picker? Header driver? How far up the food chain were you?
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:52 PM   #544 (permalink)
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Not far old cock, not far. Me and some mates from uni went up there chipping but I ended up deisel burning cause there was shitloads of rain. I think it was called 'Bendarang', or 'Bengarang' or something like that. The Garah Pub was pretty good, spent the night of my 21st birthday there with 2 mates.
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Old 09-17-2005, 02:02 AM   #545 (permalink)
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Benjarang? Near Weemalah?
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:57 AM   #546 (permalink)
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Ok, now you guys are just making names up.
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Old 09-17-2005, 02:33 PM   #547 (permalink)
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If you drove around up there, Latch, you'd find out the awful truth.
Apart from regular appearances in the 'Hottest Temperature Today' list on the nightly news, this piece of history is all Mungindi has going for it.

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Old 09-21-2005, 07:53 PM   #548 (permalink)
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Ok, now you guys are just making names up.
thats what i was thinkin!
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:59 PM   #549 (permalink)
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Ella's hauling her butt to 'ol Melbourne town tomorrow for a bit of R&R...we're doing the Yarra Valley "rather pissed on very nice wine" thing next week while shacking up at a little B&B in Healsville. Needless to say, I've packed for all seasons and my case is as heavy as a sack with three dead bodies in it. Bit of a worry.....
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Old 10-20-2005, 10:57 PM   #550 (permalink)
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i was goin to put this in Tilted Humor...

but the Yanks wouldn't know who it is...



and i think knowing makes it better.
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Old 10-20-2005, 11:28 PM   #551 (permalink)
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ishmal i think ellas already posted that pic somewhere on here a few weeks ago
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Old 10-20-2005, 11:55 PM   #552 (permalink)
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Dead right, dlish...it still cracks me up, though!
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Old 10-21-2005, 03:53 PM   #553 (permalink)
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true???

o.

well i'll get back in2 my corner then...
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Old 10-21-2005, 03:54 PM   #554 (permalink)
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oi oi oi...
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Old 10-24-2005, 03:14 AM   #555 (permalink)
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Fuck me... 10 posts in over a month?? Everyone been busy having lives eh?
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:49 AM   #556 (permalink)
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Work, work fuckin' work.
On a lighter note...
I present to you - The Male Brain!
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:44 AM   #557 (permalink)
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all the aussie posts have taken a back seat lately i have to agree. i know ive been working a helluvalot. well a lot more that you cunts. id say i did a 20hr day yesterday.. im back in the office after dinner.. im burnt out already...
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Old 11-02-2005, 03:17 AM   #558 (permalink)
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I watched Wolf Creek the other day...

John Jarret's character might well have been based on Meridae'n...
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Old 11-02-2005, 04:08 PM   #559 (permalink)
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whats Wolf Creek???
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Old 11-07-2005, 01:38 AM   #560 (permalink)
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I watched Wolf Creek the other day...

John Jarret's character might well have been based on Meridae'n...
Subtlety isn't one of your strengths is it Kost...

Here ya go old mate
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