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Meridae'n · 01-21-2005, 03:06 AM

Bullshit, you're pulling on the Louis Epsteins and heading to Heat with your greek bretheren!

slimshaydee · 01-21-2005, 08:40 PM

no...that's tonight mate!

Latch · 01-21-2005, 09:28 PM

How'd the casino go? How much you lose at the tables?

Ella · 01-22-2005, 12:04 AM

Damn men....

slimshaydee · 01-22-2005, 01:21 AM

Latch - $10.
Ella - I expect to see him running for the hills if you show signs of love to him after that very short time.

Ella · 01-22-2005, 01:57 AM

Damn men....

slimshaydee · 01-22-2005, 02:10 AM

well you just better hope he doesnt read tfp love, or you're in for a dilly of a pickle

Latch · 01-23-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella

I've been around the block a few times, matey.

Gotta love stuff that's taken outta context.

Ella · 01-24-2005, 04:53 PM

My god, I cannot wait to get back to work on Thursday. This morning I'm doing a spot of running on my treadmill, watching the Bert Newton Show (as you do). So they advertise this tiny little sewing machine - so cute and portable! I just had to have it! Damn friggen' persuasive salespeople. So I ordered it - buy one, get one free...so now I will have two of the little buggers!

Plus my brain is all mushy...as demonstrated by the above foolishness.

slimshaydee · 01-24-2005, 07:46 PM

Bert is the tool of the devil I tells ya!
It's just one long friggen infomerical + a guy who's past his use-by date

Latch · 01-25-2005, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

It's just one long friggen infomerical + a guy who's past his use-by date

describes anything with Eddie Macguire (sp?)... why the hell was he at the cricket for the Asia vs. Rest Of The World game? He shouldn't be there..... it's just not right.

Ella · 01-25-2005, 02:02 PM

OMfuckingGOD.....I despise Eddie McGuire almost as much as I despise Daryl Somers. Hehe...feel a new thread coming on....

high_way · 01-25-2005, 02:32 PM

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!

so what are you guys doing for it? we are having a hottest 100 party which should be good.

who do you think will be number one? i think it will be take me out by franz ferdnand.

Latch · 01-25-2005, 03:25 PM

Happy A-Day.. I'm recovering from a hangover at the moment.... not sure what else I'm doing..

Latch · 01-25-2005, 05:10 PM

it's fucking hottttttt.. I wish I had air conditioning...

listening to the triple j hottest 100 and playing video games.. yay for australia-day.

Ella · 01-25-2005, 07:00 PM

The people next door to me are having a Hottest 100 party so I feel compelled to leave and see a movie. Odd, hey.

Ella · 01-26-2005, 01:04 AM

And the Hottest 100 number one is....

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

Latch · 01-26-2005, 02:01 AM

We're having the coolest storms I've ever seen in my life down in Geelong at the moment.. so power is flicking on and off randomly.. which prevented me from hearing the triple j stuff.. thanks for letting me know.. most people guessed it'd be that anyways, from the sounds of things.

bing bing · 01-26-2005, 05:18 AM

All the annoying people were out tonight.

slimshaydee · 01-26-2005, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bing bing

All the annoying people were out tonight.

I know...lleyton

bing bing · 01-26-2005, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

I know...lleyton

Too bad the little whining shit won! :/

almostaugust · 01-29-2005, 03:56 PM

WAVEAID was awesome. Highlights for me were Midnioght Oil, Powderfinger and The Waifs. Anyway, check this story out. This really hot girl a couple of rows in front of us who was acting pretty crazy (in hotpants and bikini) decided that the line to the womens toilets was too long. She was seen squatting over the THE PISS TROUGH IN THE MENS TOILET! Seriously.

Meridae'n · 01-29-2005, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bing bing

All the annoying people were out tonight.

...and the incredibly cool as well it seems.

How the hell can you all hate Lleyton? Jesus tall poppy syndrome shits me... always gotta run our key down down the side of the Ferrari, us Aussies

slimshaydee · 01-29-2005, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridae'n

...and the incredibly cool as well it seems.

How the hell can you all hate Lleyton? Jesus tall poppy syndrome shits me... always gotta run our key down down the side of the Ferrari, us Aussies

don't hate him he's aussie gotta support the bloke...he's just really annoying sometimes.

Stick · 01-30-2005, 04:17 AM

Mum rang me tonight and said she has been watching the tennis. She said she can't stand "the little shit" shouting "C'MON!" all the time and wants to "cut his tongue out." "Apart from that he's a great player." No wonder I'm a fuckin' psycho, with a mum that wants to mutilate everything she doesn't like.

Ella · 01-30-2005, 01:13 PM

Cut his tongue out? Man...talk about extreme!!

You could tell Hewitt knew his game was over towards the end. But don't you love the way he managed to stay in the headlines with news of the engagement?

Anyways....Safin is way better looking...what a babe!

spindles · 01-30-2005, 02:37 PM

It is good to see you choose your tennis stars by the right criteria, Ella.

On this basis, why didn't sharapova win the women's title?

Meridae'n · 01-30-2005, 04:16 PM

How about Hewit popping the question and being engaged to two different women within about four months? Great move if you ask me. There was no way Bec was going to 'do a Safin' on him and shatter him for the second time in one night. Emotional blackmail at its best.

noGon · 01-30-2005, 06:01 PM

how long have they been dating for?

3 weeks :P ?

Meridae'n · 01-30-2005, 08:10 PM

Couldn't be more than 3 months...

Stick · 01-31-2005, 10:30 AM

That other thing he was going out with was a real monster, marrying Bec will wash that ugly memory away. Lucky he never had to chew his arm off to escape that one.

spindles · 01-31-2005, 06:28 PM

I'd hardly call her a monster - I've had worse, and I have pretty high standards

Stick · 01-31-2005, 10:01 PM

All my girlfriends have been good sorts, but that never stopped me fucking ugly slappers as well. Everyone needs a bit now and then and my mission on this planet was to interfere with as many vaginas as I possibly could, no matter what the owner of the vagina looked like.
A mates missus said to me once,
"You're an ugly bastard Stick, so how do you get all these good looking girls hanging off you?"
"I've got a big cock", I replied. She hit me, then laughed.

As for Lleyton and Bec they're both on the rebound. I bet the relationship amounts to nothing, or if they are silly enough to get married, it wont last long.

slimshaydee · 02-01-2005, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stick

A mates missus said to me once,
"You're an ugly bastard Stick, so how do you get all these good looking girls hanging off you?"

I'd have slapped her first if she called me an ugly bastard.

Stick · 02-01-2005, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

I'd have slapped her first if she called me an ugly bastard.

For her it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black...
and I'm not that ugly!
Just a little bit...
I think...
Maybe...
Fuck her anyway!

Meridae'n · 02-01-2005, 08:56 AM

I'm with you Stick. Kim might have a head like a robber's dog but I'd have no problem whatsoever with irritating her vagina. I've got another arm.

As for Bec... I'd drag my cock through a half mile of broken glass just to beat off in her shadow.

high_way · 02-01-2005, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridae'n

I'd drag my cock through a half mile of broken glass just to beat off in her shadow.

id be with you but it might look like that guy in the sexuality thread who is cutting his dick off though... but then again pain enhances pleasure....

as for chewing your arm off dont they now have robotic limbs? if they dont it will only be a few years till they do... oh also cant you get limb transplants too now? all youd have to do is find a crim who is willing to loose an arm and youd be set..

Stick · 02-02-2005, 03:04 AM

Lleyton interferes with Kim

Ella · 02-02-2005, 03:38 AM

I have three words to say....

Slim was right.

Meridae'n · 02-02-2005, 09:58 AM

That's fucken gold Stick!

01-21-2005, 03:06 AM	#241 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bullshit, you're pulling on the Louis Epsteins and heading to Heat with your greek bretheren! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

01-22-2005, 12:04 AM	#244 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Damn men.... __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." Last edited by Ella; 01-31-2005 at 01:26 PM..

01-22-2005, 01:57 AM	#246 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Damn men.... __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." Last edited by Ella; 01-31-2005 at 01:26 PM..

01-24-2005, 04:53 PM	#249 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	My god, I cannot wait to get back to work on Thursday. This morning I'm doing a spot of running on my treadmill, watching the Bert Newton Show (as you do). So they advertise this tiny little sewing machine - so cute and portable! I just had to have it! Damn friggen' persuasive salespeople. So I ordered it - buy one, get one free...so now I will have two of the little buggers! Plus my brain is all mushy...as demonstrated by the above foolishness. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

01-25-2005, 02:02 PM	#252 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	OMfuckingGOD.....I despise Eddie McGuire almost as much as I despise Daryl Somers. Hehe...feel a new thread coming on.... __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

01-21-2005, 08:40 PM	#242 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	no...that's tonight mate!

01-21-2005, 09:28 PM	#243 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	How'd the casino go? How much you lose at the tables?

01-22-2005, 01:21 AM	#245 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Latch - $10. Ella - I expect to see him running for the hills if you show signs of love to him after that very short time.

01-22-2005, 02:10 AM	#247 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	well you just better hope he doesnt read tfp love, or you're in for a dilly of a pickle

01-24-2005, 07:46 PM	#250 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Bert is the tool of the devil I tells ya! It's just one long friggen infomerical + a guy who's past his use-by date

01-25-2005, 02:32 PM	#253 (permalink)
high_way Addict Location: Australia	HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!! so what are you guys doing for it? we are having a hottest 100 party which should be good. who do you think will be number one? i think it will be take me out by franz ferdnand. __________________ A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet. Impostor of the imposturous

01-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#254 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Happy A-Day.. I'm recovering from a hangover at the moment.... not sure what else I'm doing..

01-25-2005, 05:10 PM	#255 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	it's fucking hottttttt.. I wish I had air conditioning... listening to the triple j hottest 100 and playing video games.. yay for australia-day.

01-25-2005, 07:00 PM	#256 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	The people next door to me are having a Hottest 100 party so I feel compelled to leave and see a movie. Odd, hey. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

01-26-2005, 01:04 AM	#257 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	And the Hottest 100 number one is.... Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

01-26-2005, 02:01 AM	#258 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	We're having the coolest storms I've ever seen in my life down in Geelong at the moment.. so power is flicking on and off randomly.. which prevented me from hearing the triple j stuff.. thanks for letting me know.. most people guessed it'd be that anyways, from the sounds of things.

01-26-2005, 05:18 AM	#259 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	All the annoying people were out tonight.

01-29-2005, 03:56 PM	#262 (permalink)
almostaugust Junkie Location: Oz	WAVEAID was awesome. Highlights for me were Midnioght Oil, Powderfinger and The Waifs. Anyway, check this story out. This really hot girl a couple of rows in front of us who was acting pretty crazy (in hotpants and bikini) decided that the line to the womens toilets was too long. She was seen squatting over the THE PISS TROUGH IN THE MENS TOILET! Seriously. __________________ 'And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell my myself To hold on to these moments as they pass'

01-30-2005, 04:17 AM	#265 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Mum rang me tonight and said she has been watching the tennis. She said she can't stand "the little shit" shouting "C'MON!" all the time and wants to "cut his tongue out." "Apart from that he's a great player." No wonder I'm a fuckin' psycho, with a mum that wants to mutilate everything she doesn't like. __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

01-30-2005, 01:13 PM	#266 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Cut his tongue out? Man...talk about extreme!! You could tell Hewitt knew his game was over towards the end. But don't you love the way he managed to stay in the headlines with news of the engagement? Anyways....Safin is way better looking...what a babe! __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

01-30-2005, 02:37 PM	#267 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	It is good to see you choose your tennis stars by the right criteria, Ella. On this basis, why didn't sharapova win the women's title? __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

01-30-2005, 04:16 PM	#268 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	How about Hewit popping the question and being engaged to two different women within about four months? Great move if you ask me. There was no way Bec was going to 'do a Safin' on him and shatter him for the second time in one night. Emotional blackmail at its best. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

01-30-2005, 06:01 PM	#269 (permalink)
noGon Tilted	how long have they been dating for? 3 weeks :P ?

01-30-2005, 08:10 PM	#270 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Couldn't be more than 3 months... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

01-31-2005, 10:30 AM	#271 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	That other thing he was going out with was a real monster, marrying Bec will wash that ugly memory away. Lucky he never had to chew his arm off to escape that one. __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

01-31-2005, 06:28 PM	#272 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	I'd hardly call her a monster - I've had worse, and I have pretty high standards __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

01-31-2005, 10:01 PM	#273 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	All my girlfriends have been good sorts, but that never stopped me fucking ugly slappers as well. Everyone needs a bit now and then and my mission on this planet was to interfere with as many vaginas as I possibly could, no matter what the owner of the vagina looked like. A mates missus said to me once, "You're an ugly bastard Stick, so how do you get all these good looking girls hanging off you?" "I've got a big cock", I replied. She hit me, then laughed. As for Lleyton and Bec they're both on the rebound. I bet the relationship amounts to nothing, or if they are silly enough to get married, it wont last long. __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

02-01-2005, 08:56 AM	#276 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I'm with you Stick. Kim might have a head like a robber's dog but I'd have no problem whatsoever with irritating her vagina. I've got another arm. As for Bec... I'd drag my cock through a half mile of broken glass just to beat off in her shadow. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-02-2005, 03:04 AM	#278 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Lleyton interferes with Kim __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

02-02-2005, 03:38 AM	#279 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	I have three words to say.... Slim was right. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

02-02-2005, 09:58 AM	#280 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	That's fucken gold Stick! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?