Bullshit, you're pulling on the Louis Epsteins and heading to Heat with your greek bretheren!

no...that's tonight mate!

How'd the casino go? How much you lose at the tables?

Damn men.... :mad:

Latch - $10.
Ella - I expect to see him running for the hills if you show signs of love to him after that very short time.

Damn men.... :mad:

well you just better hope he doesnt read tfp love, or you're in for a dilly of a pickle

Gotta love stuff that's taken outta context.

My god, I cannot wait to get back to work on Thursday. This morning I'm doing a spot of running on my treadmill, watching the Bert Newton Show (as you do). So they advertise this tiny little sewing machine - so cute and portable! I just had to have it! Damn friggen' persuasive salespeople. So I ordered it - buy one, get one free...so now I will have two of the little buggers!

Plus my brain is all mushy...as demonstrated by the above foolishness.

Bert is the tool of the devil I tells ya!
It's just one long friggen infomerical + a guy who's past his use-by date

describes anything with Eddie Macguire (sp?)... why the hell was he at the cricket for the Asia vs. Rest Of The World game? He shouldn't be there..... it's just not right.

OMfuckingGOD.....I despise Eddie McGuire almost as much as I despise Daryl Somers. Hehe...feel a new thread coming on....

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!

so what are you guys doing for it? we are having a hottest 100 party which should be good.

who do you think will be number one? i think it will be take me out by franz ferdnand.

Happy A-Day.. I'm recovering from a hangover at the moment.... not sure what else I'm doing..

it's fucking hottttttt.. I wish I had air conditioning...

listening to the triple j hottest 100 and playing video games.. yay for australia-day.

The people next door to me are having a Hottest 100 party so I feel compelled to leave and see a movie. Odd, hey.

And the Hottest 100 number one is....

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

We're having the coolest storms I've ever seen in my life down in Geelong at the moment.. so power is flicking on and off randomly.. which prevented me from hearing the triple j stuff.. thanks for letting me know.. most people guessed it'd be that anyways, from the sounds of things.

All the annoying people were out tonight.

I know...lleyton

Too bad the little whining shit won! :/

WAVEAID was awesome. Highlights for me were Midnioght Oil, Powderfinger and The Waifs. Anyway, check this story out. This really hot girl a couple of rows in front of us who was acting pretty crazy (in hotpants and bikini) decided that the line to the womens toilets was too long. She was seen squatting over the THE PISS TROUGH IN THE MENS TOILET! Seriously.

...and the incredibly cool as well it seems.

How the hell can you all hate Lleyton? Jesus tall poppy syndrome shits me... always gotta run our key down down the side of the Ferrari, us Aussies :rolleyes:

don't hate him he's aussie gotta support the bloke...he's just really annoying sometimes.

Mum rang me tonight and said she has been watching the tennis. She said she can't stand "the little shit" shouting "C'MON!" all the time and wants to "cut his tongue out." "Apart from that he's a great player." No wonder I'm a fuckin' psycho, with a mum that wants to mutilate everything she doesn't like.

Cut his tongue out? Man...talk about extreme!!

You could tell Hewitt knew his game was over towards the end. But don't you love the way he managed to stay in the headlines with news of the engagement?

Anyways....Safin is way better looking...what a babe!

It is good to see you choose your tennis stars by the right criteria, Ella.

On this basis, why didn't sharapova win the women's title?

How about Hewit popping the question and being engaged to two different women within about four months? Great move if you ask me. There was no way Bec was going to 'do a Safin' on him and shatter him for the second time in one night. Emotional blackmail at its best.

how long have they been dating for?

3 weeks :P ?

Couldn't be more than 3 months...

That other thing he was going out with was a real monster, marrying Bec will wash that ugly memory away. Lucky he never had to chew his arm off to escape that one.

I'd hardly call her a monster - I've had worse, and I have pretty high standards

All my girlfriends have been good sorts, but that never stopped me fucking ugly slappers as well. Everyone needs a bit now and then and my mission on this planet was to interfere with as many vaginas as I possibly could, no matter what the owner of the vagina looked like.
A mates missus said to me once,
"You're an ugly bastard Stick, so how do you get all these good looking girls hanging off you?"
"I've got a big cock", I replied. She hit me, then laughed.

As for Lleyton and Bec they're both on the rebound. I bet the relationship amounts to nothing, or if they are silly enough to get married, it wont last long.

I'd have slapped her first if she called me an ugly bastard.

For her it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black...
and I'm not that ugly!
Just a little bit...
I think...
Maybe...
Fuck her anyway!

I'm with you Stick. Kim might have a head like a robber's dog but I'd have no problem whatsoever with irritating her vagina. I've got another arm.

As for Bec... I'd drag my cock through a half mile of broken glass just to beat off in her shadow.

id be with you but it might look like that guy in the sexuality thread who is cutting his dick off though... but then again pain enhances pleasure....


as for chewing your arm off dont they now have robotic limbs? if they dont it will only be a few years till they do... oh also cant you get limb transplants too now? all youd have to do is find a crim who is willing to loose an arm and youd be set.. :thumbsup:

Lleyton interferes with Kim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...tondoesKim.jpg

I have three words to say....



Slim was right.

That's fucken gold Stick!