slimshaydee

so we should just refer to canada as a sperm bank from now on?

Latch

hahahahahahaahahahaha

I think the Americans call it "the great sperm bank to the north".

Latch

hey ella..

if you could sleep with KG 10 times or JB 1 time.. which would it be?

Ella

Oh god....JB 1 time, no contest. But don't tell Kage....

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Meridae'n

I fucking hate when you start a thread and someone immediately says something like 'i can see this thread getting closed/this will result in a banning'. Really fucks me off.

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bing bing

You obviously fail to see why. Take another look.

Ella

Oh dear. Meri's feeling frisky again. Must be a lack of smashed crabs in his life at the moment.

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bing bing

Your thread wasn't even given the decency of a padlock, but was deleted. Thus my comments appear to have been justified. peace out.

Latch

What was it about? Did Meri do a major no-no? hehe

Ishmal

ummm... i'm kinda not following this conversation... wat did u do Meri???

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high_way

i have been trying to find this post if it is still around


yeah what is going on with this conversation??


anyway on another topic all together... beer. better yet.. home brew. we finally got a set up so we just have our beer in a keg instead of bottling it all the time.

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Ella

Meri started a dumb thread in Nonsense about voting for your favourite TFP donkey-fucking gay twat....or something.

I just figured he was off his medication and left it at that.

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slimshaydee

haha nice meri
is that warning 2 for you?

Latch

was slimshaydee first or second on the list?

home brew is good.. I need to try brewing my own sometime. There's a place here (in Geelong) that has the setup and everything.. you pay them some money to house it all while it does it's stuff.. and you can brew as much as you want.

almostaugust

Speaking of home rig-ups, i was talking to this dude last night who said when he was living in the states he lived in this factory with all these other artists. Every now and then the loudspeaker would sound, and each room was fitted with a hose attachment where they would just toke on this internal systemized bong that ran throughout the place. Then they got back on with whatever they were doing.

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Latch

fucking. awesome.

spindles

What?? and have to leave home to access said beer. Terrible idea
The home brew shop is one of the closest to my house (easy walking distance).

This does remind me - I need to put down another brew...

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slimshaydee

Second after you mate...ladies first

Latch

Nah, you bottle it all up and take it home when it's ready. Can't do much with it when it's being made anyways hehe.

Slim: hahaha... nah, I wasn't on the list.. just you and maybe a mod.

high_way

we used to bottle, but now we have the keg set up and it is way better. no stuffing around cleaning bottles etc... you can lay it and drink it in 24hrs after it goes into the keg... mmm...

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slimshaydee

It's fucking 37 degrees today
goddammit

Ralli

where are you ? Melbourne?
It is actually quite cool up here today, might be because it is raining. I heard that it was going to be about 40 degrees in Adelaide. ew. Dry heat

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Ella

It's coolish and breezy in BrisVegas today. But I'm heading to Melbourne tomorrow for 6 days, so I'll take a wide range of clothes. I just don't trust the weather down there....

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slimshaydee

Yeah...but thank god for Melbourne's cool changed as it'll drop by about 15 degrees tommorow.

high_way

its 23 degrees in the aircon at work


its like that up here in townsville.

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Ella

That's what I want to hear, Slim.

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slimshaydee

yeah but then again it might get up to 40 the day after. Get ready for 15 seasons in one day.

Latch

This weather sucks.. at least it's a dry heat (by me, on the other side of Melbourne). After the drop tomorrow (24, 25), it's supposed to get a bit warmer (31) in a couple days.. then lower again (25 on Sat) with some rain. Fucking summer.

slimshaydee

Don't ever let me catch u baggin summer again latch my boy. Chicks in little clothing.

Latch

oh.. that benefit goes without saying (There's a whole 'nother thread on it).. but the heat is a pain in the ass.

Meridae'n

Nah, I started a thread which actually gave people an opportunity to have a cheap laugh at their friends... forgot where I was.

Never had one. Although the americans here are boring cunts with no sense of humour, they do actually have a slice of tolerance.


You fine people here in Aussieland are the only thing worth visiting this site for these days


I'm with you one the Summer thing Shaydee old mate

Oops, wrong emoticon...

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Ishmal

"chicks in little clothing"

definately a benifit of summer....

but i HATE heat...

(wait... opps... Latch already said that)

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slimshaydee

Damn I'm on warning 2
First one was when I was a n00b and I called one of the chicks on the titty board fat, second one was the "new thread" where you take the piss out of all the other threads, but I guess a mod thought I went too far, even though the mod I said it to said it was fine.

And if you pull that emoticon on me again my boy, I'll shove it up ya clacker!

Latch

Maybe that was the idea of the kiss.

slimshaydee

touche my good man

Meridae'n

I've had little warnings, and plenty of threads pulled, but nothing official.


Yours truely
Meridae'n

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Ella

Fuck 'em, Meri. Stay here by the fire and sink piss with us.

Been doing a bit of that down here in Melbourne town, believe me. And I'm *this* close from moving back, believe me. I fucking love this city!

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Meridae'n

Had a joke thread pulled out of tilted humour a couple of days ago... wish I lived in the US, must be fun.

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Ella

What the hell's happening in here? It's Friday night for god's sake!

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slimshaydee

yep friday night. heading to the casino to get drunk and spend all my money
wish me luck