It was tough - but I kinda have heaps to do, so perhaps it was not really that wise :/

Probably should make my posts in the Member's Playground more feminazi friendly from now on...

I've been meaning to talk to you about your posts of late, Meri. Remember, women do have more components that just a vagina. Did you know that?

Meri.. fucking awesome post there. I was reading it, laughing... and wondering how much the chicks were gonna kill you. Looks like they took the joke of it.

Well done.

Well most did. Reading that you must understand that I actually know these girls and like them.

Thought it would stir up a bit though... why not.

Yeah, I laughed. And we want a follow-up post, OK??

Yeah and pictures too (possibly video). :)

Kostya is an inspiration.

Ive started a thread in sports if you want to pay more homage aussies.

We need to infect this whole place with more aussie shit!

Check your PMs, Meri.

you better check your PMS aswell...time of the month isn't it?

I don't menstruate, Slim. I'm a robot.

Don't worry Ell, a metro like Slim's bound to be in tune with the female body ;)

Hhmmmm.....I'm off work from today for two and a half months....am I celebrating? Hell yeah!

you sexist pigs cannot appreciate a womans body. If only you could spend a day as a woman

Sorry about the not reading the PM, I was doing my hair (for 3 months). A metro has to look his best ya know

Ya gotta be a metro on your own for a bit, Slim. Meri's out of interweb action right now. Reckon you'll cope?

However will I cope :(

Dress your younger siblings up in a pink shirt with stylish hair and call them Meri. Then talk to Meri about getting your nails done.. and whatever else you metros talk about.

If any of you bastards are missing me lately, or just want to hurl slander, then SMS me on 0407222171. Make sure you tell me who you are, although I should be able to guess if it's Kostya or not...

My housemate didn't pay our phone bill so I can only get on here from an internet cafe... I feel like a nerd!

Done and done. But I don't miss you. Honestly. :cool:

I'd sms you, but I don't know how to speak metro.

You are a nerd... and that's coming from me.. a computer nerd.

There's metro nerds?

Cheap pricks! (except Ella)

...and slim

Holy crap. A metro-to-metro SMS. Transcript, please?

he said you'd go down like a sack of potatoes if you ever met him.

It was actually 'an inflatable dartboard', but you get the idea.

I was actually half pissed by that stage at the SS&A Club in Albury. I told my mates I just got a texty from a dude I know on the net, and then copped a barrage for being a nerd.

Now usually I'd get aroused at the thought of being poked like I'm an inflatable dartboard, but I dunno.....it's just not doin' it for me right now.

it seems slimshaydee, Meridae'n, Ella 'n' Latch r the rulers of this board. and i'd just like to say hi to every1 as i take a seat by the fire to warm up...

so here it is... "HI"

I'm not sure why my name was last... it should be first. Get it right. :)

would you like a personal hi Latch?

hows about a G'day Mate since your a permanent Resident now.

haha ta.

I don't like being next to Ella in the list either.. I've heard bad things about her.

Hey, screw you, buddy! I spread the bad rumours about me around here, goddit??

Welcome, Ishmal! You're from Kalgoorlie? Does that mean you're in mining? And from that can we assume you're loaded? Welcome again!!!!

HaHaHa. i wish i was loaded. na, i work in the parts industry. so not directly in mining...
i wouldn't have the stamina for the long shifts on mine sites!

head honcho is taken mate. New aussies have to work their way up champ :cool:

hahaha right.

Hey Ella, how's the move going? Or have you finished it?

Yeah mate, we're all moved in down here in Brisvegas, and I spent today cleaning my old place with a massive hangover. I stayed with a girlfriend up in 'Woomba last night and we sank three bottles of white wine, several Spris and a reefer. Right now I am so fucking tired I can hardly keep my eyes open. In fact, I think I'll go to bed and close them. 'Night kiddies.

Hey.

uh, how is everybody?

fan-bloody-tastic mate
What about you?