Yeah, i dont think there are that many europeans on the tfp. Or else they dont speak the same languages and stuff.

i think most europeans speak english. most of them speak, read and write better than those westies in sydney i must say :D

Fuck I'm in the shit. Piped one of my best mate's little sisters last night, and he's extremely protective of her too. She's a little hottie though and all of us boys have wanted to pipe her watching her grow up, and I wasn't about to let the opportunity go by. I hope the fuck it doesn't get back to him... the cunt'll shoot me.

Why must your cock get you in as much shit as possible.

hahaha well done Meri. He'll find out. Shit like that always gets around.

A mate at work recently told us about how he ended up sleeping with his girlfriend's sister. That'll get him in the shit too.

lol, who ya calling a westie ya lowbag. :thumbsup:

Yeah, ive been in that situation. Did you take photos?

Nah, but fuck I wished I did. I'm trying to tee up round 2 but her best friend thinks I'm a fuckwit cause I stopped her going up these blokes in the lineup for a club (as I'd be the cunt who'd end up getting hit). She told me sthat night that she thought I was the most arrogant prick she knew, so I guess I have to keep it up some how so I can get you bastards some pics...

My god, where did she get that impression? She really doesn't know you at all, does she, Meri.

:icare:

I know hey! Some people have some strange ideas don't they.

Did you make it back from BrisVegas OK, Meri?

Yeah, took a sickie Monday though and told everybody i broke down in Yass. Can't really make it Wodonga when ya wake up in Kangaroo Point now can I...

Saturday night wasn't that big though, waited 2 hours for all the girls to get their faces on, then went and waited 2o minutes to get into this club in the Valley, just to find out one of the chicks didn't think she'd need her ID. Goodsy.

Spent Sunday in the CBD ehich was excellent. I didn't realise Brissy was so beautiful hey. Markets, Botanic Gardens, Queens St mall, Southbank, King George's Square, all fucken great :Packssuitcase:

Indeed it is, babe. We'll catch up for a drink one of these days!

hey Ella, Seeker & any1 else i forgot over there in Brisvegas,

what the weather like lately???

i'm cruising over there on Tuesday to attend a wedding somewhere in Brisbane.
i hope its alot hotter than here!

/me shivers

It's been absolutely beautiful down here the last few days, although that all changes tomorrow.

It's been warm enough to get the girls to dress in summer clothes. Not bad, eh Slim? I'm sure you've been keeping watch.

Heya Ishmal...hopefully the weather will be OK on Tuesday - it's my birthday, ya know!

I'm gearing up for a Melbourne trip in a couple of weeks - my man and I are spending a couple of days doing the Yarra Valley/B&B thing. Can't wait!

What? Are you serious?

It's my birthday too!

Apparently some chinese basketball player is having a birthday today as well.

Yours too, cinnless? Hey, are you a fucking pedantic Virgo like me? :lol:

Anyways....have a great one, matey!

Happy Birthday guys! It's all fun and games until the hangovers...

Just got back from a trip. Went to Mungindi for a week and half and fixed my brothers house up a bit. New windows and a new doorway, some steps etc. Went out spotlighting at night and racked up a big score feral cats, foxes, hares and pigs. Then popped over to the Gold Coast (Palm Beach) for a few days to see the oldies. Now That I'm back in this shit hole called Sydney I have to go find some work to do.
Work is such a waste of time.

I'm the epitome of pedantry.

Oh, and I thought you meant your birthday was yesterday, not today. :oops:

Hope you're having a great one, and your head isn't too sore when you read this message. :thumbsup:

I hear ya, cinnless. Aren't we pains in the arse?

Fuck me, you went to Mungindi for a break? I lived on a cotton farn between Garah and Mungandi for 5 months... what a shithole.

Both Garah and Mungindi are shithole places, no doubt about it. I like shooting, but, and there's plenty of feral wildlife to slaughter around the area. I have an open invitation to shoot - thanks to my brother - on one of the largest wheat/cotton/everything else farms in NSW and I'll head up there any time I can.
What did you do on the cotton farm? A lowly stick picker? Header driver? How far up the food chain were you?

Not far old cock, not far. Me and some mates from uni went up there chipping but I ended up deisel burning cause there was shitloads of rain. I think it was called 'Bendarang', or 'Bengarang' or something like that. The Garah Pub was pretty good, spent the night of my 21st birthday there with 2 mates.

Benjarang? Near Weemalah?

Ok, now you guys are just making names up.

If you drove around up there, Latch, you'd find out the awful truth.
Apart from regular appearances in the 'Hottest Temperature Today' list on the nightly news, this piece of history is all Mungindi has going for it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ziske/mung1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ziske/mung2.jpg

thats what i was thinkin!

Ella's hauling her butt to 'ol Melbourne town tomorrow for a bit of R&R...we're doing the Yarra Valley "rather pissed on very nice wine" thing next week while shacking up at a little B&B in Healsville. Needless to say, I've packed for all seasons and my case is as heavy as a sack with three dead bodies in it. Bit of a worry.....

i was goin to put this in Tilted Humor...

but the Yanks wouldn't know who it is...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...l/Politics.jpg

and i think knowing makes it better.

ishmal i think ellas already posted that pic somewhere on here a few weeks ago :D

Dead right, dlish...it still cracks me up, though!

true???

o.

well i'll get back in2 my corner then...

oi oi oi...

Fuck me... 10 posts in over a month?? Everyone been busy having lives eh?

Work, work fuckin' work.
On a lighter note...
I present to you - The Male Brain!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../malebrain.gif

all the aussie posts have taken a back seat lately i have to agree. i know ive been working a helluvalot. well a lot more that you cunts. id say i did a 20hr day yesterday.. im back in the office after dinner.. im burnt out already...

I watched Wolf Creek the other day...

John Jarret's character might well have been based on Meridae'n...

whats Wolf Creek???

Subtlety isn't one of your strengths is it Kost...

Here ya go old mate :icare: