They were donated to stem cell research. One of them 23 years ago and another about 7 years ago. That's the two I know about.

Yeah but IMO Char's prob the smartest person on here my septic friend, well, after Stick anyway. I was just going to post the article and leave it at that but I thought I'd add that title as a jibe at creationists, but leave it subtle enough to keep the mods at bay.

Fuck I'm good.

Fucken Swans. Come on, yez cunts, kick the fucken ball! Don't let Brisbane win!

-5 minutes later- Holy pig skin, Batman! The scores are even at 81 points each!

-2 minutes later- Ha Ha Haaaa! The siren went then the mongo swanny kicked the winning penalty goal!!!

Fuck off Brisbane Pussycats!

Did Swans win that? I saw it when it was at 81 each.. and heard swans had just made a 30point comeback or something.. very nicely done.

Even better for beating the Lions.. can't stand them.

Fuck me dead! - Metaphorically speaking - Have a gander at this - Penis
- Quote : He will not be able to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal.
How annoying to walk around with half a mongrel for the rest of your life. Oh well, good with the bad.
At least he can fuck now.

fucken saints 17 points up 10 mins into the last and we squibbed it.

Can't a gal even look at the fucking Age interweb site and not register? For gawd's sake!

you only get like 2 articles on there without registering.
lmao @ the age.

www.bugmenot.com has username/password for the age.. saves the registering hassle.

Awesome find, Latch!

I was gunna start this thread in here but thought it would be more suited to tilted nonsense...

Piss funny!

Heres the penis article from the Age

Surgery gives man chance at fatherhood
April 11, 2005

A Russian man born with genitals so small that he was unable to have sex
has been given the chance to lead a normal love life after a new penis
was "grown'' on his arm during pioneering surgery.

In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-
old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they
grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly
enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then
reattached to his groin.

His surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, of the National Medical Surgical
Centre, hopes that the patient will eventually be able to have sexual
relations and father children.

The patient, who comes from a Siberian village and was identified only by his
first name, Sergei, paid over £1,000 towards the cost of the operation, which
the doctors had warned was performed at his own risk. The bulk of the cost,
however, was borne by the clinic, which hopes to market the procedure to
similarly afflicted men around the world.

Prof Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty -
plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out
thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male
transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a
wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.

"But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation,
reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient
would have ended up with no genitalia at all.''

It is thought that up to one in 200 men are born with "micropenises'' - the
medical term for male genitalia that are less than two inches long when
aroused. Many sufferers find intercourse either difficult or impossible, often
having acute psychological problems as a result.

During Sergei's operation, the surgeons began by removing the tip of his
penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing
cell and tissue material to be kept alive.

Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which
were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion
a lengthened shaft.

The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from
the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of
skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible
scarring.

Throughout the operation, doctors swiftly reattached severed veins,
capillaries and nerve endings to reduce the risk of sensory damage. A
catheter was attached to the man's urethra.

Surgeons have previously used skin from a man's forearm, which is similar in
composition to that of the male genitals, in micropenis surgery. Usually,
however, the micropenis is not removed. Instead, the artificially created
shaft is grafted alongside it. The result is largely cosmetic as the new shaft
has little or no sensation.

David Ralph, a consultant urologist at St Peter's Hospital and the Institute of
Urology in London, who pioneered the original technique last year, said that
Prof Sokolshchik appeared to have taken the procedure a stage further.

"This seems to mean that the small penis has been joined to the top of the
new one, which is slightly different to our own technique,'' he said.

Prof Sokolshchik, who plans to publish full details of the procedure in a
medical journal, said the patient was coming to the end of his two-month
recuperation period since the operation.

Sergei should soon be able to have sex for the first time. He will not be able
to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal. "He
has never had a partner or sex because of his micropenis,'' Prof Sokolshchik
said. "Now he has the opportunity to begin his sexual and romantic life and to
father children, assuming his sperm count is normal.''

He declined to give further details about Sergei, beyond saying that he
contacted the centre eight months ago after reading about it on the internet.

Sergei still faces challenges in his quest for a successful love life. "He has
never had a partner before and lives in a village in an extremely remote
area,'' said Prof Sokolshchik. "It may not be that easy for him.''

WTF???

Y has this thread fallen so low???

give the campfire some RESPECT!!!

We were just waiting for you to bump it up.

I think everyone has just had lives for the past coupla weeks... not good enough!

Oh god. I can see work is gonna be a shit fight tomorrow after the budget announcements. All this making welfare recipients work for their money....they're not going to like it!

work for the dole no
wank for the dole yes

I was in Bentleigh today... Isn't that near you, Slim? I coulda gone and called you a poof in person. ;)

(someone showed me a store that sold food imported from the States.. stuff you can't get over here.. I was in heaven.. I also now own 10 boxes of sugary cereal.. not bad for a guy that doesn't really eat breakfast/cereal... guess I'll have to get into the habit.. damn impulse buys...)

lI was wondering what that fucking smell was today...bloody seppos
and bentleigh... what a shithole
I live not very close to there. About 30 mins away

I'm neading down to Melbourne in a coupla weeks. Anyone want to have a drunken slander-a-thon?

i would... but i'm on the other side of the country!!!

no........

I would mate, if I didn't live in BrisVegas. :thumbsup:

I'm sure Meri's penis is big enough to reach you.

Oh, do you really think so? Should we consult the smashed crab here?

she's in recovery after having her cervix shattered.

HAHAHA!!!

i think that is an awsome smiley!!!

i just found that in an old post (entitled"howdy") ...

i didn't think i could get it to work!!!

i'm SOOO happy now...

is it :kiwi: ?

it sure looks like it...

Hey, that's my bloody smilie!!!

i only borrowed it to use here!!!

no where else i promise!

i thought the campfire needed bumping...

LOL.

and its SOOOOOOOO cool!

I've replied to every thread on the Australia forum page.

Which is like.. all of 10.

yer, i know...

we need some new topics...

mmmkay...

it seems Australia is having alot of internal problems ATM...

The Cunt Thread & Where Has Slimshaydee Been are two examples of very close to a flame war...

this has to stop!

we are on display in here for the whole of TFP to examine.

and all we're doin lately is bickering...

where are Ma & Pa??? (Ella & Meri)

it seems to me we need to band together and search the internet for some Aussie related stories to post and pull the piss out of. instead of pullin the piss out of the people in here who can't handle it!

I actually thought the slimshaydee thread was becoming an interesting discussion/arguement/debate hehe.

Ah well.. que sera sera...

What has happened to Meri? He's never around anymore. Don't tell me he's back with the smashed crab....

He left his mobile number in one of the threads (might actually be this one), so if anyone gets bored..... ;)

p.s. Sorry I spelt your name wrong in another thread, Ishmal

i've actually got meris number in my phone...

i send him jokes occasionally!!!

i might just send him a message, good idea Latch!

LOL. oh yer, interesting from our POV...

but, if you look at it from Mr Mephisto & Bing Bings Point Of View it must look like every1 is attacking them.

as long as no1 gets banned i'm fine to let you's keep goin at each other... but the Americans wont understand its all in good fun...

thats cool, i get that spelling all the time!

on another subject...

Slim & Meri are goin to look like cave men in their metrosexual dress as aposed to the new wave of guys...

here are the... Hermaphrodudes or Mirls

i'll post the complete story over in GD or MP...

back on the Meri topic...

i just got a reply

so i said

so thats where Meri is...

holy shit.

i just clicked on "Europe" in the regional area, just to see if anything interesting was there...

and they have only got two "active" boards...

i thought "Australia" was slow at the moment...