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slimshaydee 03-18-2005 01:41 AM

told ya meri ya CUNT!

Meridae'n 03-18-2005 03:53 AM

That's it Latch, you're dropped.

Latch 03-18-2005 04:07 AM

hahaha. so I'm dropped by you.. and slim declared me non-Aussie in the barbie thread.

I'm fucking doing well for myself.

slimshaydee 03-18-2005 05:23 AM

he just hates us cause victorians are better than his lot latch

Latch 03-18-2005 02:29 PM

ahh, I understand now. Cool.

Get fucked, Meri.

Meridae'n 03-18-2005 06:07 PM

Half seppo-half Victorian... fuck I wish I was you.

Is there any other New South Welsh-people here? Bundy and Cchris semmed to have fingered off...

Stick 03-18-2005 06:43 PM

You are not alone, cunt.

Latch 03-18-2005 11:20 PM

hahaha. Everybody should wish they were me.

With that Cunt thread I'm pretty sure we're getting close to being honourarily named "Tilted Nonsense II".

On the bright side, it a got a canuck's attention... even if he was a newbie hehe.

slimshaydee 03-19-2005 04:18 AM

bundy has pissed off to tokyo
cchris has pissed off to ya mums

Meridae'n 03-19-2005 08:51 AM

Hope he took a number.

We wont get done for spam cause, apart from being boring cunts with no funny gland, these Americans give us space a they think we're 'quaint'.

slimshaydee 03-19-2005 04:36 PM

yeah we can basically do whatever the fuck we want on our own board. You're a fucking bell end Meri.

Ella 03-20-2005 12:01 AM

I have nothing to add aside from the fact I'm getting some pretty incredible sex out of my new man. I reckon he's a keeper.

slimshaydee 03-20-2005 03:59 AM

When menopause strikes he'll be out of there.
There's some free advice for ya

Latch 03-20-2005 04:51 AM

slim's the Aussie Dr. Phil

Ella 03-20-2005 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee
When menopause strikes he'll be out of there.
There's some free advice for ya

I read this while wearing my best condescending smile. Slim....I loves ya babe, but you really are full of shit. :icare:

slimshaydee 03-20-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latch
slim's the Aussie Dr. Phil

only much younger, much better looking and not a pussy whipped bitch.

slimshaydee 03-20-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella
I read this while wearing my best condescending smile. Slim....I loves ya babe, but you really are full of shit. :icare:

Of course the free advice is gonna be shit...gotta pay for the good stuff cunt.

Meridae'n 03-21-2005 11:01 PM

Slim, what you know about women we could write with crayon in old english on the end of Latch's cock.

Latch 03-22-2005 06:17 AM

you'd have plenty of space, mate ;)

On another note.. I fucking love working at a uni.. it means you end up getting pissed at random nights, like a Tuesday one.. for no fucking reason :)

slimshaydee 03-22-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latch

On another note.. I fucking love working at a uni.. it means you end up getting pissed at random nights, like a Tuesday one.. for no fucking reason :)

It's even better being a student...you're pissed all the time.

Latch 03-26-2005 01:28 AM

yeah.. true.. but now I have more money to throw at alcohol.

slimshaydee 03-26-2005 11:11 PM

touche

********

Latch 03-27-2005 04:35 AM

... and tonight.. I ran outta money for drinking.. fucking shit. I blame the french.

slimshaydee 03-27-2005 06:12 PM

yeah fucken cunts always surrendering
Ruin my economy will ya *shakes fist*

Ella 03-27-2005 10:51 PM

And what have you cunts been up to while I've been at the beach?

Can't believe Paul Hester has offed himself. What the fuck??

Meridae'n 03-28-2005 01:59 AM

Just back from 4 days at the beach myself. Batemans Bay is a fucken beautiful part of the globe :takemeback:

Stick 03-28-2005 02:31 AM

Friday lunchtime I thought I'd go for a ride. I pulled the bike out and headed off to Nowra (about 3 hours south of here) to see my old china plate 'Lardus Rotundus'.
It was clear road till I got to Wollongong. Roadworks had traffic crawling along all the way past Berry. I road past all the poor creatures stopped in their cars. Ahh, the joys of riding.
Stayed at his place for a couple of days of eating food and talking shit. His missus likes me coming to visit 'cause I side with her and we pick on the 'Rotund One'. All in jest, of course. I had her crying with laughter.
Rode home Sunday. Weather was great for riding and the bike never missed a beat.
I love Harleys.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...harleypic2.jpg

Latch 03-28-2005 03:47 AM

I did sweet fuck all, pretty much. Spent a large portion of it hungover. Drank and hung out w/ mates is about it.

Nice bike, Stick. Where I used to live in the states was 20mins outside of Milwaukee, so you'd see tons of Harleys getting together for some yearly get-together.

Wasn't around for the 100th a couple year ago.. that woulda been interesting.

Stick 03-28-2005 10:34 AM

I'd like to move to the states. The gun laws and size/amount of shooting competitions is the attraction. The problem is the place is full of seppos. :D
Plus I've got a record. It's a 25 year old drug one, but the states have a policy of never forgive, never forget. Unless you're rich.
Cheap and plentiful Harley parts would be a bonus, too.

Ella 03-29-2005 03:39 AM

Not a big Harley fan, but that one's pretty sweet. My fella drives a Kawasaki ZZ. He tells me it can crap all over a Harley without even trying. So he says....

Meridae'n 03-29-2005 03:44 AM

'4 veiwing'

That's gotta be a record...

Stick 03-29-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella
...My fella drives a Kawasaki ZZ. He tells me it can crap all over a Harley without even trying. So he says....

All rice burner riders say that, and it's true. Jappers go faster and turn corners better, but they're still just a jap bike.
Why do the japper boys feel intimidated by Harleys?

slimshaydee 03-29-2005 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stick
Why do the japper boys feel intimidated by Harleys?

Have you seen the blokes riding those things.

Meridae'n 03-30-2005 04:33 AM

What's wrong with rice burners? I fucking drive one (drive, not ride)!

Stick 03-31-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee
Have you seen the blokes riding those things.

I am one of the blokes riding those things, and I'm just a normal bloke - 9 feet high, 250 kilos and hung like a whale.

Meridae'n 03-31-2005 12:43 AM

Dad, is that you?

Ella 03-31-2005 01:51 AM

I was wondering where you got your good looks from, Meri love.

Stick 03-31-2005 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridae'n
Dad, is that you?

Shhhh! Keep it quiet, boy! If everyone finds out, I'll never live it down!

Meridae'n 04-03-2005 02:37 AM

Do I have any hot sisters I don't know about?

Latch 04-04-2005 12:22 AM

Well done on stirring up some creationists in the T-Rex thread, Meri. They seem a bit sensitive to jokes.... and don't seem to have a sense of humour. At least Char. got it.


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