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slimshaydee · 02-26-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Latch

BTW, well done on Ella on freaking a Moderator out and alienating yet another non-Aussie from The Barbie

It's what us aussies do best.

Meridae'n · 02-27-2005, 12:59 AM

I don't really understand what the seppos are using that 'trampoline' thread for anyway... is it just like a bar, or another sex lounge, or what? Most of those threads could fit in the Playground or wherever...

high_way · 02-27-2005, 02:51 AM

dont know dude, but i probably fits in somewhere with seppo logic

slimshaydee · 02-27-2005, 02:56 AM

seppo logic...now there's an oxymoron

Meridae'n · 02-28-2005, 01:32 AM

How about 'Melbourne drivers'

Ella · 02-28-2005, 02:49 AM

Can someone tell me what the fuck Latch is on about?

Latch · 02-28-2005, 03:04 AM

Nah, that bloke has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

slimshaydee · 02-28-2005, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Meridae'n

How about 'Melbourne drivers'

go drive in sydney, then go drive in melbourne. you'll feel so peaceful and relaxed driving in melbourne.

Ella · 02-28-2005, 03:16 AM

Jesus, you get more Australian by the fucking day, Latch.

Meridae'n · 02-28-2005, 03:24 AM

And yet more septic... go figure.

I'll admit, Melbourne drivers are a dillion times better than those cunts in Sydney.

high_way · 02-28-2005, 03:35 AM

all you fuckers are shit drivers compared to us queenslanders...

Ella · 02-28-2005, 03:41 AM

Errrmm....except for those Toowoomba assholes. They're shockers.

slimshaydee · 02-28-2005, 05:04 AM

that would be in queensland...

TheRagingBull · 02-28-2005, 05:55 AM

I dunno, there are few too many moron drivers in Brissy for my liking. Its got a good mix of country bumpkin sunday drivers and city drivers, which leads to smashes on the highways all the time.

spindles · 02-28-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by slimshaydee

go drive in sydney, then go drive in melbourne. you'll feel so peaceful and relaxed driving in melbourne.

At least we indicate before we cut you off! and there are no f'ing trams in the way all the time.

filtherton · 02-28-2005, 06:49 PM

Can being australian possibly be as fun as you people make it look?

Maybe i'll be an aussie someday...

TheRagingBull · 02-28-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by filtherton

Can being australian possibly be as fun as you people make it look?

Maybe i'll be an aussie someday...

No this is an awful place. Don't come here.

spindles · 03-01-2005, 12:20 AM

We have to be having fun - it makes up for the deadly wildlife... like Meri

Latch · 03-01-2005, 04:12 AM

hook turns are a cunt. There, I've said it.

filtheron: besides Meri, watch for dropbears.

high_way · 03-01-2005, 06:35 PM

what the hell is a hook turn? dont you mean a U-turn (and no not that fucken usher song... fucken shit it was)

TheRagingBull · 03-01-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by high_way

what the hell is a hook turn? dont you mean a U-turn (and no not that fucken usher song... fucken shit it was)

Go to melbourne.

Latch · 03-01-2005, 09:22 PM

Imagine a road with 2-3 lanes on each side. Then imagine being on the left side (duh) and wanting to make a right turn. THEN imagine trying to make that right turn from the far left lane, so you have to cross two directions of traffic in one go. And finally, imagine trams/taxis just doing whatever the hell they want and going by RIGHT when you try to turn... leaving you blocking a lane of traffic, which pisses off everyone else trying to go straight.

I don't usually drive in Melbourne, and I've never had to make a hook turn (I try to avoid them), but I've been in cars in peak hour when a they try to do a hook turn, it's fucking chaos. I feared for my life hehe.

pinoychink790 · 03-01-2005, 09:27 PM

i don't get it. what is everyone talking about??

Meridae'n · 03-01-2005, 10:56 PM

If you're on drugs, we're talking about hook turns... and Latch is making up his own shit as he goes along. If your talking about those turn left to turn right bits of gear, then please specify by saying 'those turn-left-to-turn-right bits of gear'.

In tornado related news, Wodonga had one yesterday arvo, and I was two blocks away and didn't see shit. Dammit.

In sexual orientation related news, Spindles is a homo.

slimshaydee · 03-01-2005, 11:06 PM

hook turns are piss fucking easy mate.
bloody seppos!

Latch · 03-01-2005, 11:15 PM

how is my description of hook turns not accurate? you get into the left lane to turn right...

Did the tornado touch down, Meri? How much damage it do?

Meridae'n · 03-02-2005, 12:43 AM

I was referring to the fact that only you southern monkies call them 'hook turns'. Freaks.

Ella · 03-02-2005, 01:00 AM

They're our fucking turns and we'll call them what we want!

In other news....I'm as happy as a pig in shit!

TheRagingBull · 03-02-2005, 02:09 AM

Hook turns are ridiculous.

BTW Meri, I just read your thread on the Health and Fitness board. Looks like you stirred up a bit of shit there

Ella · 03-02-2005, 02:48 AM

Meri stirring shit?

Inconceivable!!

Latch · 03-02-2005, 03:16 AM

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

slimshaydee · 03-03-2005, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella

Inconceivable!!

yet here I am

Meridae'n · 03-03-2005, 11:32 AM

I haven't had the time to go back and look, sounds like fun's a-brewin'

Ella · 03-03-2005, 12:41 PM

So whatchoo fellas up to this weekend? Getting a leg over?

slimshaydee · 03-03-2005, 06:18 PM

had my night out last night. had class at 9am today. i'm rooted.

Latch · 03-03-2005, 08:43 PM

got really pissed last night (second night this week).. called into sick to work (with a flex day on monday.. 4-day weekend!).. just got up from a kip. I'm rooted.

Drinking again tomorrow night.

cinnles · 03-03-2005, 09:18 PM

I've had a pretty good week in the drinking stakes.

Managed to go out every night this week, though I only paid for beer on one of them! God love having friends that have too much money and take pity on poor students.

Latch · 03-03-2005, 09:33 PM

Weel done.

I need to find some rich friends. Hot, tall, blonde, female rich friends.

Meridae'n · 03-03-2005, 10:29 PM

Going out wakeboarding all weekend, keg party on tomorrow night, should be A1.

Got a leg over last night, and seeing as though it's her birthday today, should be on track for some more tonight... hopefully with jizz included this time.

high_way · 03-03-2005, 10:57 PM

got the uni club on tonight. went out wednesday night for a few drinks with a chick i meet on the weekend and did a movie last night with her... would be good to have a leg over but im not counting on anything. probably see her at the uni club and over the weekend... fingers crossed.

02-27-2005, 12:59 AM	#362 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I don't really understand what the seppos are using that 'trampoline' thread for anyway... is it just like a bar, or another sex lounge, or what? Most of those threads could fit in the Playground or wherever... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-27-2005, 02:51 AM	#363 (permalink)
high_way Addict Location: Australia	dont know dude, but i probably fits in somewhere with seppo logic __________________ A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet. Impostor of the imposturous

02-28-2005, 01:32 AM	#365 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	How about 'Melbourne drivers' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-28-2005, 02:49 AM	#366 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Can someone tell me what the fuck Latch is on about? __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

02-28-2005, 03:16 AM	#369 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Jesus, you get more Australian by the fucking day, Latch. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

02-27-2005, 02:56 AM	#364 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	seppo logic...now there's an oxymoron

02-28-2005, 03:04 AM	#367 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Nah, that bloke has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

02-28-2005, 03:24 AM	#370 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	And yet more septic... go figure. I'll admit, Melbourne drivers are a dillion times better than those cunts in Sydney. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-28-2005, 03:35 AM	#371 (permalink)
high_way Addict Location: Australia	all you fuckers are shit drivers compared to us queenslanders... __________________ A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet. Impostor of the imposturous

02-28-2005, 03:41 AM	#372 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Errrmm....except for those Toowoomba assholes. They're shockers. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

02-28-2005, 05:04 AM	#373 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	that would be in queensland...

02-28-2005, 05:55 AM	#374 (permalink)
TheRagingBull Upright	I dunno, there are few too many moron drivers in Brissy for my liking. Its got a good mix of country bumpkin sunday drivers and city drivers, which leads to smashes on the highways all the time.

02-28-2005, 06:49 PM	#376 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Can being australian possibly be as fun as you people make it look? Maybe i'll be an aussie someday...

03-01-2005, 12:20 AM	#378 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	We have to be having fun - it makes up for the deadly wildlife... like Meri __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

03-01-2005, 04:12 AM	#379 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hook turns are a cunt. There, I've said it. filtheron: besides Meri, watch for dropbears.

03-01-2005, 06:35 PM	#380 (permalink)
high_way Addict Location: Australia	what the hell is a hook turn? dont you mean a U-turn (and no not that fucken usher song... fucken shit it was) __________________ A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet. Impostor of the imposturous

03-01-2005, 09:22 PM	#382 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Imagine a road with 2-3 lanes on each side. Then imagine being on the left side (duh) and wanting to make a right turn. THEN imagine trying to make that right turn from the far left lane, so you have to cross two directions of traffic in one go. And finally, imagine trams/taxis just doing whatever the hell they want and going by RIGHT when you try to turn... leaving you blocking a lane of traffic, which pisses off everyone else trying to go straight. I don't usually drive in Melbourne, and I've never had to make a hook turn (I try to avoid them), but I've been in cars in peak hour when a they try to do a hook turn, it's fucking chaos. I feared for my life hehe.

03-01-2005, 09:27 PM	#383 (permalink)
pinoychink790 Loser Location: McDonald's Playland	i don't get it. what is everyone talking about??

03-01-2005, 10:56 PM	#384 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	If you're on drugs, we're talking about hook turns... and Latch is making up his own shit as he goes along. If your talking about those turn left to turn right bits of gear, then please specify by saying 'those turn-left-to-turn-right bits of gear'. In tornado related news, Wodonga had one yesterday arvo, and I was two blocks away and didn't see shit. Dammit. In sexual orientation related news, Spindles is a homo. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-01-2005, 11:06 PM	#385 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	hook turns are piss fucking easy mate. bloody seppos!

03-01-2005, 11:15 PM	#386 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	how is my description of hook turns not accurate? you get into the left lane to turn right... Did the tornado touch down, Meri? How much damage it do?

03-02-2005, 12:43 AM	#387 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I was referring to the fact that only you southern monkies call them 'hook turns'. Freaks. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-02-2005, 01:00 AM	#388 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	They're our fucking turns and we'll call them what we want! In other news....I'm as happy as a pig in shit! __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-02-2005, 02:09 AM	#389 (permalink)
TheRagingBull Upright	Hook turns are ridiculous. BTW Meri, I just read your thread on the Health and Fitness board. Looks like you stirred up a bit of shit there

03-02-2005, 02:48 AM	#390 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Meri stirring shit? Inconceivable!! __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-02-2005, 03:16 AM	#391 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

03-03-2005, 11:32 AM	#393 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I haven't had the time to go back and look, sounds like fun's a-brewin' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-03-2005, 12:41 PM	#394 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	So whatchoo fellas up to this weekend? Getting a leg over? __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-03-2005, 06:18 PM	#395 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	had my night out last night. had class at 9am today. i'm rooted.

03-03-2005, 08:43 PM	#396 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	got really pissed last night (second night this week).. called into sick to work (with a flex day on monday.. 4-day weekend!).. just got up from a kip. I'm rooted. Drinking again tomorrow night.

03-03-2005, 09:18 PM	#397 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	I've had a pretty good week in the drinking stakes. Managed to go out every night this week, though I only paid for beer on one of them! God love having friends that have too much money and take pity on poor students.

03-03-2005, 09:33 PM	#398 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Weel done. I need to find some rich friends. Hot, tall, blonde, female rich friends.

03-03-2005, 10:29 PM	#399 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Going out wakeboarding all weekend, keg party on tomorrow night, should be A1. Got a leg over last night, and seeing as though it's her birthday today, should be on track for some more tonight... hopefully with jizz included this time. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-03-2005, 10:57 PM	#400 (permalink)
high_way Addict Location: Australia	got the uni club on tonight. went out wednesday night for a few drinks with a chick i meet on the weekend and did a movie last night with her... would be good to have a leg over but im not counting on anything. probably see her at the uni club and over the weekend... fingers crossed. __________________ A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet. Impostor of the imposturous