It's what us aussies do best.

I don't really understand what the seppos are using that 'trampoline' thread for anyway... is it just like a bar, or another sex lounge, or what? Most of those threads could fit in the Playground or wherever...

dont know dude, but i probably fits in somewhere with seppo logic

seppo logic...now there's an oxymoron

How about 'Melbourne drivers'

Can someone tell me what the fuck Latch is on about?

Nah, that bloke has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

go drive in sydney, then go drive in melbourne. you'll feel so peaceful and relaxed driving in melbourne.

Jesus, you get more Australian by the fucking day, Latch.

And yet more septic... go figure.

I'll admit, Melbourne drivers are a dillion times better than those cunts in Sydney.

all you fuckers are shit drivers compared to us queenslanders...

Errrmm....except for those Toowoomba assholes. They're shockers.

that would be in queensland...

I dunno, there are few too many moron drivers in Brissy for my liking. Its got a good mix of country bumpkin sunday drivers and city drivers, which leads to smashes on the highways all the time.

At least we indicate before we cut you off! and there are no f'ing trams in the way all the time.

Can being australian possibly be as fun as you people make it look?

Maybe i'll be an aussie someday...

No this is an awful place. Don't come here.





:p ;)

We have to be having fun - it makes up for the deadly wildlife... like Meri

hook turns are a cunt. There, I've said it.

filtheron: besides Meri, watch for dropbears.

what the hell is a hook turn? dont you mean a U-turn (and no not that fucken usher song... fucken shit it was)

Go to melbourne.

Imagine a road with 2-3 lanes on each side. Then imagine being on the left side (duh) and wanting to make a right turn. THEN imagine trying to make that right turn from the far left lane, so you have to cross two directions of traffic in one go. And finally, imagine trams/taxis just doing whatever the hell they want and going by RIGHT when you try to turn... leaving you blocking a lane of traffic, which pisses off everyone else trying to go straight.

I don't usually drive in Melbourne, and I've never had to make a hook turn (I try to avoid them), but I've been in cars in peak hour when a they try to do a hook turn, it's fucking chaos. I feared for my life hehe.

i don't get it. what is everyone talking about??

If you're on drugs, we're talking about hook turns... and Latch is making up his own shit as he goes along. If your talking about those turn left to turn right bits of gear, then please specify by saying 'those turn-left-to-turn-right bits of gear'.

In tornado related news, Wodonga had one yesterday arvo, and I was two blocks away and didn't see shit. Dammit.

In sexual orientation related news, Spindles is a homo.

hook turns are piss fucking easy mate.
bloody seppos!

how is my description of hook turns not accurate? you get into the left lane to turn right...

Did the tornado touch down, Meri? How much damage it do?

I was referring to the fact that only you southern monkies call them 'hook turns'. Freaks.

They're our fucking turns and we'll call them what we want!

In other news....I'm as happy as a pig in shit!

Hook turns are ridiculous.

BTW Meri, I just read your thread on the Health and Fitness board. Looks like you stirred up a bit of shit there :D

Meri stirring shit?

Inconceivable!!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

yet here I am

I haven't had the time to go back and look, sounds like fun's a-brewin'

So whatchoo fellas up to this weekend? Getting a leg over?

had my night out last night. had class at 9am today. i'm rooted.

got really pissed last night (second night this week).. called into sick to work (with a flex day on monday.. 4-day weekend!).. just got up from a kip. I'm rooted.

Drinking again tomorrow night.

I've had a pretty good week in the drinking stakes.

Managed to go out every night this week, though I only paid for beer on one of them! God love having friends that have too much money and take pity on poor students. ;)

Weel done.

I need to find some rich friends. Hot, tall, blonde, female rich friends.

Going out wakeboarding all weekend, keg party on tomorrow night, should be A1.

Got a leg over last night, and seeing as though it's her birthday today, should be on track for some more tonight... hopefully with jizz included this time.

got the uni club on tonight. went out wednesday night for a few drinks with a chick i meet on the weekend and did a movie last night with her... would be good to have a leg over but im not counting on anything. probably see her at the uni club and over the weekend... fingers crossed.