Baby.
 

Oh baby. Oh yeah.
Right there.
Mmmmmmm.
Feels so good.
OOOOhh.
Ouch.
OOoowww.
No, not my arse...
Ooo.
Yeaaaah!
God, right there.
Oh, Oh, Oh,

OH GOD YEAAAAAHHH!!!

*siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

apparently, it was good for you!

Need a kleenex? :rolleyes:

sounds like somebody got a "ding..."

Now kiss your hand and say "thank you". ;)

you know....if you use your other hand......it feels like someone else is doing it.

No thats if you sit on it until it gets that numb feeling. " the stranger"

weeee! So much good advice here.

Once your hand goes numb, you can't squeeze it or anything to masturbate. Would be kinda hard.

how about you try it before knocking it.

paddy, I love your avatar, honey~

And uh... you guys are wierd...

How long you been coming to these boards? :lol:

http://www.totalkaraoke.com/store/images/wierd.jpg

Who's wierd?

'Strangers in the Night'

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...dyjoe/hand.jpg

A problem simply remedied by the use of a little duct tape!

You guys are making Rosie Palm and her five sisters jealous.

and if you sit on either of your hands and they go numb,....it's like someone else's hands doin the dead.


......was it Palmela,Handjela....or Wristina that got you off so well?

Wristina Agularia

nice.............i heard she was easy though?

only the stickiest of the icky.

:lol:

"...oh, i'm sorry, but i heard you were easy..." is the funniest post-rejection retort that i've ever heard.

You know what they say...
When in Rome!