The most brilliant idea EVER!!!!!
 

Me and my friend were talking last night about joining a softball league or a bowling leage. Then we figured that we might as well just cut out all of the "filler" activity, since we all know that softball and bowling leages are just excuses to get drunk on a regular basis.
The result?


We re starting a drinking league. We figured you get points for each drink finished, and for how late you stay up. Puking is negative points, but if you rally you are in the bonus. Getting arrested for DUI will also be frowned upon in this league.

Any other ideas that could help this little seedling of a though grow into a big tree of drunk?

I think you should travel to your local bar to find new members.

My neighbor has a bumper sticker which says "my drinking team has a racing problem."

What a great idea!! It's a heritage you can pass along to the kids when they're 10.

spillage has to be negative points as well.........


spillage is nothing more than alcohol abuse.

There has to be a spread as well. And a draft.

Don't forget a regular season, playoffs, and a Finals.

Need to figure out how to handicap it as well. Maybe figure out averages, then add or subtract from that night's actual performance.

And for god's sake, you better have a bracket or at least a blind draw!

is it to be an actual competition or merely an exhibition?