07-02-2004, 03:33 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Lexington
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The most brilliant idea EVER!!!!!
Me and my friend were talking last night about joining a softball league or a bowling leage. Then we figured that we might as well just cut out all of the "filler" activity, since we all know that softball and bowling leages are just excuses to get drunk on a regular basis.
The result? We re starting a drinking league. We figured you get points for each drink finished, and for how late you stay up. Puking is negative points, but if you rally you are in the bonus. Getting arrested for DUI will also be frowned upon in this league. Any other ideas that could help this little seedling of a though grow into a big tree of drunk? |
07-03-2004, 12:36 AM | #7 (permalink) |
WoW or Class...
Location: UWW
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Don't forget a regular season, playoffs, and a Finals.
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07-03-2004, 06:57 AM | #9 (permalink) | |
smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
Location: College Station, TX
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And for god's sake, you better have a bracket or at least a blind draw!
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07-03-2004, 08:06 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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is it to be an actual competition or merely an exhibition?
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