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Stiltzkin · 01-14-2005, 07:49 AM

100+1=101-1=100

Nonchalant repartee.

Meridae'n · 01-16-2005, 11:06 PM

Quotes Latch. Curses him for a seppo then throws a generic line about the correlation between Geelong and incest.

Latch · 01-16-2005, 11:10 PM

agress with Meri about Geelong and incest.

Spends a paragraph talking about how he's not actually from Geelong.... remember. he's a seppo.

Stiltzkin · 01-16-2005, 11:26 PM

FINALLY!
Giant Hamburger has finally given all of us lowly lifeforms the template to create a delicious post of Giant Hamburgian magnitude!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Insert archaic salutation here!

Makes thinly veiled insult equating man to ape.
Posts picture of large sandwich.

Conclusion,
-Initials

I must use this newly acquired knowledge to flex my burger-writing skills immediately!

--------------------------------
Hail fellow well met!
You are a stupid monkey!

Sincerely,
STM (Stiltzkin the Moogle)
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I fear I may not have followed the template exactly...

slimshaydee · 01-16-2005, 11:30 PM

reminds Latch that whilst he may not be a Geelong native, he lives there, therefore he smells.

lite campfire · 01-17-2005, 12:06 AM

ignores most of thread, asks question addressed on the second page

slimshaydee · 01-17-2005, 12:36 AM

directs you to the flash animation of the how to post guide that wasn't found to be funny by the poster who posted this.

lite campfire · 01-17-2005, 01:32 PM

misspelled insults with caps lock

Zephyr66 · 01-17-2005, 03:00 PM

Posts random picture of someone getting thier ass kicked and an ameteur paint job of the work "0wned!" added in

slimshaydee · 01-17-2005, 03:21 PM

makes off-topic post.

JumpinJesus · 01-17-2005, 03:34 PM

Ignores entire thread except slimshaydee's most recent post. Thinking entire thread is about his off-topic comment, I write a lengthy response including personal experience stories that no one reads but I think are incredibly insightful and gremain to the off-topic post.

I'm ignored by all subsequent posters.

slimshaydee · 01-17-2005, 03:52 PM

Ignores above post, continues making off-topic comments
Refers to the loose virtues of the sisters/mother of a random poster.

lite campfire · 01-17-2005, 09:04 PM

Post containing the terms 'milf' and 'hit that'

skier · 01-17-2005, 09:19 PM

Reminds previous poster how women are not objects and should not be treated as such, then beats off to porno titled "Women are objects so we're fuckin em because we can"

slimshaydee · 01-17-2005, 11:46 PM

quotes above posts with added

faces below.

JumpinJesus · 01-18-2005, 05:52 PM

post bump with obligatory "c'mon people" encouragement comment added.

slimshaydee · 01-18-2005, 06:02 PM

posts image of lleyton hewitt in said cmon pose.

agk · 01-18-2005, 06:44 PM

what the heck is this thread about???

Tophat665 · 01-18-2005, 06:59 PM

Thinks better of writing a post mocking the rookie. Wonders what Bernie was up to in early August.

Attempts GH post with limited success.

El Kaz · 01-18-2005, 07:13 PM

Comment to the original post that totally overlooks any and all other following post.

The5thCandidate · 01-19-2005, 02:55 AM

Unimpressive attempt by virtually unknown member of forum to slide smoothly into thread and appear to be cool, mostly by mimicking posts by members of some renown.

Piece of freshly no-longer-humorous internet humour.

Non-threatening but dry conclusion.

slimshaydee · 01-19-2005, 04:14 AM

posts link to free i-pod
bannination ensues

JumpinJesus · 01-19-2005, 07:53 PM

completely off-topic post revealing failure to read rules of posting.

Church · 01-19-2005, 07:57 PM

Wants to see what the thread is about, but cannot figure said thread out. Gives up and complete lack of fuck is given.

Tophat665 · 01-20-2005, 02:08 PM

Comments on his amusement at the trun of phrase, "complete lack of fuck is given".
Leaves chuckling.

slimshaydee · 01-20-2005, 04:41 PM

posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

CYMK · 01-20-2005, 09:17 PM

Makes comment regarding virginity of above poster.

slimshaydee · 01-20-2005, 09:35 PM

posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

CYMK · 01-20-2005, 09:42 PM

Posts incoherent slur of words involving the witholding of a rat's ass and receiving sexual favours from slimshaydee's mother.

slimshaydee · 01-20-2005, 11:07 PM

reports above post to moderator

vorpal_rabbit · 01-20-2005, 11:28 PM

Responds to outdated flamebait with an entirely-too-vehement flame. Comes dangerously close to invoking Godwin's Law.

God of Thunder · 01-21-2005, 08:12 PM

Joins thread on page 5 without reading any of the previous posts to add observations that many other people have already pointed out, but didn't know since he didn't read the whole thing.

JumpinJesus · 01-21-2005, 08:35 PM

quote of God of Thunder's post followed by complete affirmation and agreement with statement that it couldn't have been said better.

Tophat665 · 01-22-2005, 06:47 AM

Chides God of Thunder for not reading the thread. Sarcastic comparison to current administration.

Suggests JumpinJesus molests wombats.

God of Thunder · 01-22-2005, 04:34 PM

Ignores tophat665 and posts another thought that has already been discussed, flamed and otherwise argued and then heads off to Tittyboard and never checks this thread again.

slimshaydee · 01-22-2005, 04:53 PM

posts top 10 reasons list of why this thread is better than the titty board.

Zephyr66 · 01-22-2005, 08:09 PM

refutes those 10 reasons

slimshaydee · 01-23-2005, 08:51 PM

whinges to moderator in attempt to get above poster banned.

Tophat665 · 01-23-2005, 09:27 PM

Whines to thread about people who spell whine with a 'g'. Lauches into an extended diatribe about British English noting the place and personal names with spelling unrelated to pronunciation, the tendency to add extra syllables where a dipthong is called for, and the strong possibility that their lingusitic peculiarities were the cause of thier loss of the American colonies. Accuses Tony Blair of being the US president's catamite. Quote's Franz Leibkin ranting about Hitler being better that Churchill.

Notes that at least it isn't French.

trickyy · 01-23-2005, 10:43 PM

comments on a point that this thread reminded him about, but is not necessarily important.

includes a picture to attempt to compensate for content

01-14-2005, 07:49 AM	#161 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	100+1=101-1=100 Nonchalant repartee. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

01-16-2005, 11:06 PM	#162 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Quotes Latch. Curses him for a seppo then throws a generic line about the correlation between Geelong and incest. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

01-17-2005, 03:34 PM	#171 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Ignores entire thread except slimshaydee's most recent post. Thinking entire thread is about his off-topic comment, I write a lengthy response including personal experience stories that no one reads but I think are incredibly insightful and gremain to the off-topic post. I'm ignored by all subsequent posters. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-17-2005, 09:19 PM	#174 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	Reminds previous poster how women are not objects and should not be treated as such, then beats off to porno titled "Women are objects so we're fuckin em because we can" __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-18-2005, 05:52 PM	#176 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	post bump with obligatory "c'mon people" encouragement comment added. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-16-2005, 11:10 PM	#163 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	agress with Meri about Geelong and incest. Spends a paragraph talking about how he's not actually from Geelong.... remember. he's a seppo.

01-16-2005, 11:30 PM	#165 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	reminds Latch that whilst he may not be a Geelong native, he lives there, therefore he smells.

01-17-2005, 12:06 AM	#166 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	ignores most of thread, asks question addressed on the second page

01-17-2005, 12:36 AM	#167 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	directs you to the flash animation of the how to post guide that wasn't found to be funny by the poster who posted this.

01-17-2005, 01:32 PM	#168 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	misspelled insults with caps lock

01-17-2005, 03:00 PM	#169 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	Posts random picture of someone getting thier ass kicked and an ameteur paint job of the work "0wned!" added in

01-17-2005, 03:21 PM	#170 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	makes off-topic post.

01-17-2005, 03:52 PM	#172 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Ignores above post, continues making off-topic comments Refers to the loose virtues of the sisters/mother of a random poster.

01-17-2005, 09:04 PM	#173 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	Post containing the terms 'milf' and 'hit that'

01-17-2005, 11:46 PM	#175 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	quotes above posts with added faces below.

01-20-2005, 09:17 PM	#187 (permalink)
CYMK Upright Location: Vancouver, BC	Makes comment regarding virginity of above poster. Last edited by CYMK; 01-20-2005 at 09:22 PM..

01-18-2005, 06:02 PM	#177 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	posts image of lleyton hewitt in said cmon pose.

01-18-2005, 06:44 PM	#178 (permalink)
agk Upright	what the heck is this thread about???

01-18-2005, 06:59 PM	#179 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Thinks better of writing a post mocking the rookie. Wonders what Bernie was up to in early August. Attempts GH post with limited success. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-18-2005, 07:13 PM	#180 (permalink)
El Kaz Crazy Location: Canada	Comment to the original post that totally overlooks any and all other following post. __________________ "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." -Unknown

01-19-2005, 02:55 AM	#181 (permalink)
The5thCandidate Crazy Location: East coast of Canada	Unimpressive attempt by virtually unknown member of forum to slide smoothly into thread and appear to be cool, mostly by mimicking posts by members of some renown. Piece of freshly no-longer-humorous internet humour. Non-threatening but dry conclusion. __________________ Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different...

01-19-2005, 04:14 AM	#182 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	posts link to free i-pod bannination ensues

01-19-2005, 07:53 PM	#183 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	completely off-topic post revealing failure to read rules of posting. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-19-2005, 07:57 PM	#184 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Wants to see what the thread is about, but cannot figure said thread out. Gives up and complete lack of fuck is given. __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

01-20-2005, 02:08 PM	#185 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Comments on his amusement at the trun of phrase, "complete lack of fuck is given". Leaves chuckling. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-20-2005, 04:41 PM	#186 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

01-20-2005, 09:35 PM	#188 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

01-20-2005, 09:42 PM	#189 (permalink)
CYMK Upright Location: Vancouver, BC	Posts incoherent slur of words involving the witholding of a rat's ass and receiving sexual favours from slimshaydee's mother.

01-20-2005, 11:07 PM	#190 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	reports above post to moderator

01-20-2005, 11:28 PM	#191 (permalink)
vorpal_rabbit Upright Location: Athens, Ga	Responds to outdated flamebait with an entirely-too-vehement flame. Comes dangerously close to invoking Godwin's Law. __________________ The door flew open. A Mongol warrior surged into the hut like a savage wind. Two children ran screaming to their mother who was cowering wide eyed in the corner of the tiny room. A dog yelped. The warrior hurled his torch on to the still glowing fire, and then threw the dog on to it. That would teach it to be a dog.

01-21-2005, 08:12 PM	#192 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Joins thread on page 5 without reading any of the previous posts to add observations that many other people have already pointed out, but didn't know since he didn't read the whole thing. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

01-21-2005, 08:35 PM	#193 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	quote of God of Thunder's post followed by complete affirmation and agreement with statement that it couldn't have been said better. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-22-2005, 06:47 AM	#194 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Chides God of Thunder for not reading the thread. Sarcastic comparison to current administration. Suggests JumpinJesus molests wombats. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-22-2005, 04:34 PM	#195 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Ignores tophat665 and posts another thought that has already been discussed, flamed and otherwise argued and then heads off to Tittyboard and never checks this thread again. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

01-22-2005, 04:53 PM	#196 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	posts top 10 reasons list of why this thread is better than the titty board.

01-22-2005, 08:09 PM	#197 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	refutes those 10 reasons