Wonders how this being in nonsense affects my post count. Can't we ask someone about that?

Makes sensical comment about the dangers of drinking and driving.

Tells story of emotional entanglment to female movie star. for the purpose of getting private messages for details.

puts in emoticon for the light hearted touch.

Reply posted after reading only the first page, not actually knowing what the thread is about anymore.

Ignores the suggestion, explains to Sion what I've done to your mother'girlfriend/etc.

Gets banned. Never returns to this thread.

???Banned???

http://where.com/~templar/asl/j.GIF

okay - yer outa here :D

[Ok so I returned once to the thread, but not in the true spirit]

I didn't want to encourage *real* banning for a joke in this thread.. so I just am pretending I am.. from this thread

/gone now ;)

Politely explains that banning is just a tool in the mods bag. Explains how it takes a great deal to earn Loser status.
Attempts to quell fears and reignite meaningful dialog.

blah blah blah

mourns the loss of Bones

Lets pour out a 40 for our lost homey. Fo shizzle.

Sniff, poor little goat.

our ambition is to eradicate the fluctuating erroneous tactics of the prevaricator attempting to inhabitat the abode of influential control

Translation: We don't like asshats.

I have reported Hanxters attempt at cyber elocution to my favorite mod.(and I reported Peet's cussword).

Well, there are still a shit load of asshats laying around... But oh well.

mental note to self: a well at the beginning constitutes a well at the end

Note to self: Don't fall in a well. Unless your name is Timmy and you have a dog named Lassie. Which I'm not and I don't.

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

post directing bernadette to the nearest well so she can go jump down it

*takes mental note to send nice photo.*

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

makes up some bs story to defend self
sends scathing PM to berny calling her an array of deregetory terms

mourns the loss of air45

Request for another TFPer to post pictures of themselves in pantyhose.

suggests bundy

reminds batman and slim WE HAVE A REQUEST BOARD!!!

politely asks a mod to move the offending posts
tells hanxter to stop being a lil pussy who dobs on people

forwarded as a "reported post" so any md that wants to mod this admin may do so at his discretion...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1088836736

Sitting on my ass

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

seconds that request just cuz i know the last dude who wore the hose.

gotta find fly some more tunes...

bummed about classified ad for burger collection, turns out it was a booger collection....

Gives up modding the thread and jumps in as an asshat, making references to Macs, wells, Lassie, a female movie star and burgers in a way that makes no sense whatsoever, yet is mildly amusing.

*edit: edits out most of the craziness so it now resembles a generic request to remain on topic.*

visits this thread and says nothing.

Gives a long speech about how he wishes that Certain people hadn't ruined a thread with such great potential.

ponders the subliminal meaning of harry truman's middle name...

wanders randomly into the thread asking off-topic newbie questions that will get sent to the nubi board

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

Nice cock.

accidently used "asshat" in a sentence... at work..near boss.... DOOP! Why must you corrupt me!

*dodges "take responsibility for your actions" bullets*

30 wailings with a spawned out salmon. *spank me baby* ;)

Worst cimcumcision I have ever seen.

shakes head at the thought of the rock inspecting circumcisions...

Ponders how words can be combined in clever ways to make new words like "asshat". Wonders if it refers to the wearing of headgear on one's ass, or wearing one's ass like a hat.

Posts lengthy google keyword search links, with apparent reference to the evolution of "asshat", while pretending to already know all of this.

Also, waiting for someone to jump in with reference to the level of objectivity in Michael Moore films.

Short arm inspection sailor, TEN HUT!!!

If it was good enough for Uncle Sammys Navy it's good enough for me.

I do, however, find Labial inspections much more entertaining.

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

it's when your head is so far up your ass,that you gotta call it an asshat.........


*sheesh,what an asshat*:D

Bump from almost page three.

amancipation of teh proclamation on teh aparliamentation from the empowermentation of the bronx

Obligatory "I don't get it" and "In Before The Lock!" comments.

Notes that this would never happen if Nixon were in the Whitehouse.

Makes superficially insightful, but ultimately self contradictory and incomprehensible comment.

Inserts non sequitor

Suspects the latter. Says as much.

(Slinks away smiling gnomically.)

makes pretense at understanding, then proves not to understand by posting long boring diatribe going nowhere

Points out that Iliftrocks has failed to understand, and proceeds to make his diatribe even longer and more boring by picking it apart point by pointless point.

Changes the subject.

Posts 'applause' emoticon.

Whines about that ridiculous girl who keeps posting crap in my thread, then sends mod a PM to complain, without realising futility of action.

Challanges certain posters to actually try to get what this thread is about. Posts three ellipsis points at end of sentence for reasons unknown.

wonders if Jack ever actually came to thread.



who the fuck is Jack?

wonders where all of bernie's funny pix went.

Quotes last post.

Attatches post script enquiring if he meant to use alternative adjective. Stops self short of teeing off on shit pictures, realises he's too late... thinks about adding winking emoticon for about a nanosecond. Renigs.

Tries to bring back thread posters that were actually interesting by trolling with statement about Slimshaydee's maternal parent.

***** "FUN" INJECTED *****

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.



silly, nothing you write is crap bernadettie spaghetti!!!

Bumps thread back up by breaking previous boycot of my own thread brought on by those few breathtakenly unfunny american posters.

Begs Peetster to keep an eye on this thing, while somehow managing to throw in a subtle reference to Latch's homosexuality. Waits in anticipation for a barrage of slanderous verbal arrows.

Scratches cock.

Comes back to thread to defend heterosexuality. Reminds insulter that he was the one who did a "kissing" icon to slim the other day.

Throws insults at everyone else.

Discusses love of peanut butter.

Promises to never return to thread (again).

Watches thread closely. Decides to subscribe to it.

100+1=101-1=100

Nonchalant repartee.

Quotes Latch. Curses him for a seppo then throws a generic line about the correlation between Geelong and incest.

agress with Meri about Geelong and incest.

Spends a paragraph talking about how he's not actually from Geelong.... remember. he's a seppo.

FINALLY!
Giant Hamburger has finally given all of us lowly lifeforms the template to create a delicious post of Giant Hamburgian magnitude!
I must use this newly acquired knowledge to flex my burger-writing skills immediately!

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Hail fellow well met!
You are a stupid monkey!
http://www.vikingrange.com/recipes/r...wich_large.jpg
Sincerely,
STM (Stiltzkin the Moogle)
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I fear I may not have followed the template exactly...

reminds Latch that whilst he may not be a Geelong native, he lives there, therefore he smells.

ignores most of thread, asks question addressed on the second page

directs you to the flash animation of the how to post guide that wasn't found to be funny by the poster who posted this.

misspelled insults with caps lock

Posts random picture of someone getting thier ass kicked and an ameteur paint job of the work "0wned!" added in

makes off-topic post.

Ignores entire thread except slimshaydee's most recent post. Thinking entire thread is about his off-topic comment, I write a lengthy response including personal experience stories that no one reads but I think are incredibly insightful and gremain to the off-topic post.

I'm ignored by all subsequent posters.

Ignores above post, continues making off-topic comments
Refers to the loose virtues of the sisters/mother of a random poster.

Post containing the terms 'milf' and 'hit that'

Reminds previous poster how women are not objects and should not be treated as such, then beats off to porno titled "Women are objects so we're fuckin em because we can"

quotes above posts with added :D faces below.

post bump with obligatory "c'mon people" encouragement comment added.

posts image of lleyton hewitt in said cmon pose.

what the heck is this thread about???

Thinks better of writing a post mocking the rookie. Wonders what Bernie was up to in early August.

Attempts GH post with limited success.

Comment to the original post that totally overlooks any and all other following post.

Unimpressive attempt by virtually unknown member of forum to slide smoothly into thread and appear to be cool, mostly by mimicking posts by members of some renown.

Piece of freshly no-longer-humorous internet humour.

Non-threatening but dry conclusion.

posts link to free i-pod
bannination ensues

completely off-topic post revealing failure to read rules of posting.

Wants to see what the thread is about, but cannot figure said thread out. Gives up and complete lack of fuck is given.

Comments on his amusement at the trun of phrase, "complete lack of fuck is given".
Leaves chuckling.

posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

Makes comment regarding virginity of above poster.

posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

Posts incoherent slur of words involving the witholding of a rat's ass and receiving sexual favours from slimshaydee's mother.

reports above post to moderator

Responds to outdated flamebait with an entirely-too-vehement flame. Comes dangerously close to invoking Godwin's Law.

Joins thread on page 5 without reading any of the previous posts to add observations that many other people have already pointed out, but didn't know since he didn't read the whole thing.

quote of God of Thunder's post followed by complete affirmation and agreement with statement that it couldn't have been said better.

Chides God of Thunder for not reading the thread. Sarcastic comparison to current administration.

Suggests JumpinJesus molests wombats.

Ignores tophat665 and posts another thought that has already been discussed, flamed and otherwise argued and then heads off to Tittyboard and never checks this thread again.

posts top 10 reasons list of why this thread is better than the titty board.

refutes those 10 reasons

whinges to moderator in attempt to get above poster banned.

Whines to thread about people who spell whine with a 'g'. Lauches into an extended diatribe about British English noting the place and personal names with spelling unrelated to pronunciation, the tendency to add extra syllables where a dipthong is called for, and the strong possibility that their lingusitic peculiarities were the cause of thier loss of the American colonies. Accuses Tony Blair of being the US president's catamite. Quote's Franz Leibkin ranting about Hitler being better that Churchill.

Notes that at least it isn't French.

comments on a point that this thread reminded him about, but is not necessarily important.


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