Spiderman 2
 

I got stoned and i wrote down all my thoughts.
One stuck out in particular.

Is Spiderman's web biodegradable?

I woke up this morning and flipped on the telly, and there was a commercial of people on autoscaffolding scrape-ing the webs off the building... The camera zoomed out, and it showed like, 12 scaffolds on each building...

Man. I need to get stoned.

The original spiderman had biodegradable web. Raimi may have changed it though.

The original stays for about 4h iirc before it breaks down

yeah original spideys web does breakdown. New spidey no idea. Asuming because it now comes out of his wrists, its gotta be organic..
lets debate.

the original broke down after a while, not sure about the newer shizzay

Damn, imagine what that would feel like having something shoot out of your wrists?

/me shudders

About as bad as whatever else normally shoots out of your body. ;)

Heh yeah, it tripped me out when they had the webbing shoot out of his wrists rather than the webslingers. Now how is he susposed to cook up different formulas of webbing?

Hmmm well, I don't know. Certain stuffs when shot out of my body actually feel purty good!!! :lol:

Not sure though, that I could shoot across the street, have it stick to a building, and swing myself over on it.

Heh heh, trying to picture the look on mrs. pj's face if I were to try. :D

That'd be cool.
Orgasm from your wrists.

I can just see it now...

Spiderman: *splsh* Ohhh god!! MJ! *clears throat* I mean, I'lll save you MJ!

What I wonder is, where is the new Spider-man getting the raw material to make that webbing? It's silk, so it's made of proteins, so he must be consuming half a cow for each meal to get the concentrated silk protein he needs.

the dark side of spiderman....

*television news program starts*

Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening. This is the 6 o'clock news, i'm kevin O'brian.

"Spiderman has once again saved the day, thanks to his webslinging powers. Our running tally board now shows spiderman has tied up 18 bank robbers, wrapped together 25 jewlery store theives, and brought back 75 bags with the money sign on them."

"In other news, the mysterious Cow mangler is still on the loose. This morning there was another half-eaten cow at mr. Ocleary's farm southwest of the city. Also left at the crime scene were 18 scrambled eggs, 40 strips of bacon, and two buckets of orange juice. Authorities have declined to comment, other than one Officer Tom Jones, who described the cow killer as a "sick fuck". More on this story at 11."

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...ddyjoe/tom.jpg

Well you know, that's not unusual.