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Old 06-26-2004, 03:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Secret Service Test

This is kind of fun, although I sucked at it

Secret Service Test



OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 65.57 %

Not a million miles away.

However our standards are extremely high, and it is unlikely you have what it takes to become a 'Double O'.
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I suck.


63.23%
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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64.49% I suck at shooting and memorizing things
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Old 06-26-2004, 06:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 73.63 %

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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69.23%

I would go again, but that would take effort.
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 55.06 %

Not a million miles away.

However our standards are extremely high, and it is unlikely you have what it takes to become a 'Double O'.


BAH. i never wanted to be a secret agent anyway.
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Old 06-26-2004, 08:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I also suck at this...


OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 59.22 %

Not a million miles away.

However our standards are extremely high, and it is unlikely you have what it takes to become a 'Double O'.
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Old 06-26-2004, 08:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 79.54%

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.
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Old 06-26-2004, 09:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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76.45% yay
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Old 06-27-2004, 01:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 36 %

Unfortunately you are not up to the challenges posed by a career in MI6.

Your score is average, but we are not in a position to recruit average people. Go back to your everyday life and try to exercise your mind a little more.



Or give me a rocket launcher.
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Old 06-27-2004, 02:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 76.17 %
82.5 % The 2nd time around.

Last edited by iamnormal; 06-27-2004 at 02:38 AM..
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Old 06-27-2004, 02:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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In the end you learn that it's a commercial for 007 James Bond.
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Old 06-27-2004, 05:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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In the end you learn that it's a commercial for 007 James Bond.
Yeah... that ruined the whole thing.
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Old 06-27-2004, 08:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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OMG!!! You mean it wasn't real???
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Old 06-27-2004, 08:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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77.96

w00t
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Old 06-27-2004, 08:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 67.95 %
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Old 06-28-2004, 09:26 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That was kinda neat although I didn't do very well... 48%. I missed all three of the last shooting exercise.
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Old 06-28-2004, 02:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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68.02 -- i tanked on the last section -- and my reaction times were quite slow -- must get more coffee
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Old 07-06-2004, 01:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I clicked randomly and got a 52%
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Old 07-06-2004, 09:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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91.3%

apparently i'm going into the wrong career...
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Old 07-06-2004, 10:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
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72.52 .. yay
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:29 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2004, 03:37 AM   #24 (permalink)
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70.68% and I thought I didn't do so well. Cool. That's pretty amusing.
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:15 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I had no need to take this test, for I am a member of SPECTRE. Looking over it though, I noticed they had been taken in by one of our deceptions hook, line and sinker.

For you see; contrary to all you know and have read in the papers, the true President of North Korea is in fact Kim Wilde.
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Old 07-08-2004, 06:34 AM   #26 (permalink)
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YOU SCORED: 83.75 %

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.
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Old 07-08-2004, 07:27 AM   #27 (permalink)
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72.32%

I'm "top drawer"! Does that mean I get to hang out with the socks and underwear (that's were I keep mine)?
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Old 07-08-2004, 08:07 AM   #28 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 76.76 %

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.
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Old 07-08-2004, 09:08 AM   #29 (permalink)
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LOL I got 32.56%


I don't get whats up with that shooting part...shoot out the trucks front tires I shoot one tire and it says I fail...WTF is up with that?

And those question are bull shit I didn't know more then 80% of them!
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Old 07-08-2004, 09:37 AM   #30 (permalink)
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42.62%.....ouch!
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Old 07-08-2004, 09:44 AM   #31 (permalink)
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76.17%.......woohoo!!!!!!!
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:13 AM   #32 (permalink)
 
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82.43 %
with cheating
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:23 AM   #33 (permalink)
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82.43 %
with cheating
how did you cheat?
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:29 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I got a 40.67%
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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71.03

Top Drawer... would have been better if not for the slowness of my mouse... I need to clean it.
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Old 07-09-2004, 07:32 AM   #36 (permalink)
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OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 79.68 %

Yeay!
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Old 07-10-2004, 06:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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What was the correct answer for the first question? Cause what I was coming up with wasn't an option. Then again, I don't want to be a British agent so it doesn't really matter.
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Old 07-10-2004, 08:43 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Location: West Coast, USA
57.87%

An interesting 8 minutes wasted...
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Old 07-10-2004, 09:59 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2004, 03:29 AM   #40 (permalink)
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68.59% .......Damn.
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