ShaniFaye

This is kind of fun, although I sucked at it

Secret Service Test



OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 65.57 %

Not a million miles away.

However our standards are extremely high, and it is unlikely you have what it takes to become a 'Double O'.

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

World's King

I suck.


63.23%

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

ngdawg

64.49% I suck at shooting and memorizing things

Munku

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 73.63 %

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.

DelayedReaction

69.23%

I would go again, but that would take effort.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

fernweh

78.23

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f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"

bernadette

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 55.06 %

Not a million miles away.

However our standards are extremely high, and it is unlikely you have what it takes to become a 'Double O'.


BAH. i never wanted to be a secret agent anyway.

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heyal256

I also suck at this...


OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 59.22 %

Not a million miles away.

However our standards are extremely high, and it is unlikely you have what it takes to become a 'Double O'.

Bill O'Rights

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 79.54%

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

tupacalypse1622

76.45% yay

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"I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs." -Kurt Vonnegut

cchris

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 36 %

Unfortunately you are not up to the challenges posed by a career in MI6.

Your score is average, but we are not in a position to recruit average people. Go back to your everyday life and try to exercise your mind a little more.



Or give me a rocket launcher.

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

iamnormal

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 76.17 %
82.5 % The 2nd time around.

Peetster

In the end you learn that it's a commercial for 007 James Bond.

World's King

Yeah... that ruined the whole thing.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

ngdawg

OMG!!! You mean it wasn't real???

KWSN

77.96

w00t

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Your arms are broken!

Boo

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 67.95 %

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

cameroncrazy822

That was kinda neat although I didn't do very well... 48%. I missed all three of the last shooting exercise.

maleficent

68.02 -- i tanked on the last section -- and my reaction times were quite slow -- must get more coffee

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Bentley Little

I clicked randomly and got a 52%

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That is my 2 cents.

bundy

91.3%

apparently i'm going into the wrong career...

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Ohayo!!!

Chingal0

72.52 .. yay

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Derwood

57.13

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"You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

WarriorBuddha

70.68% and I thought I didn't do so well. Cool. That's pretty amusing.

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Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

Macheath

I had no need to take this test, for I am a member of SPECTRE. Looking over it though, I noticed they had been taken in by one of our deceptions hook, line and sinker.

For you see; contrary to all you know and have read in the papers, the true President of North Korea is in fact Kim Wilde.

Pacifier

YOU SCORED: 83.75 %

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

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"It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere. Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
— Albert Einstein

THGL

72.32%

I'm "top drawer"! Does that mean I get to hang out with the socks and underwear (that's were I keep mine)?

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"The truth is merely an excuse for lack of imagination." - Garak

SaltPork

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 76.76 %

Top Drawer - congratulations.

It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Scorps

LOL I got 32.56%


I don't get whats up with that shooting part...shoot out the trucks front tires I shoot one tire and it says I fail...WTF is up with that?

And those question are bull shit I didn't know more then 80% of them!

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A.K.A. PainTrain

Rdr4evr

42.62%.....ouch!

steelerz

76.17%.......woohoo!!!!!!!

Sticky

82.43 %
with cheating

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Sticky The Stickman

Rdr4evr

how did you cheat?

nein991

I got a 40.67%

Charlatan

71.03

Top Drawer... would have been better if not for the slowness of my mouse... I need to clean it.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Xell101

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 79.68 %

Yeay!

Moobie

What was the correct answer for the first question? Cause what I was coming up with wasn't an option. Then again, I don't want to be a British agent so it doesn't really matter.

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Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.

thenewguy

57.87%

An interesting 8 minutes wasted...

hawkeye

82.58

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

Jackebear

68.59% .......Damn.

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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown