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Why does E.T. love Reese's Pieces?
...Because they have the same flavor that cum does on his home planet!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry. A 'lil Neil Hamburger for ya. |
Help!
We have a looney-toon loose in Nonsense! :eek: |
i dont get it
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when you explain it, it's not funny anymore.
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kettle black :lol: (originaly quoted by flyman, BTW) |
Re: Why does E.T. love Reese's Pieces?
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who/what is Neil Hamburger?
yes, i am too lazy & not enough interested to google it myself :P |
Wow... that's some serious lazy.
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So ET cums reese's pieces? How does one find that out?
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haha
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he leaves you with a little sumthin sumthin. uh... so i've heard.... |
So you've tasted it?
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He's sort of an anti-comedian. He just tells some outrageously stupid jokes, most people don't know what to think of him. He's also extremely offensive sometimes.Here's another joke... Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister? Because his judgment was impaired from years of eating fast food. :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Here's another good one...
Why didn't Osama Bin Laden get any presents from Santa this year? Because he blew up the World Trade Center! |
If he's english shouldn't he say "Father Christmas" instead of "Santa"?
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uummm...... 0-o
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I don't know why, but this thread reminds me of a silly joke:
Q) What is blue and sticky? A ) Smurf sperm. |
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hey thanks, Jeff.
i bet his delivery improves his stupid jokes somewhat, huh? i bet he has a very dry delivery, too. just a guess. <img src="http://www.wineloverspage.com/winetoon/dry.gif"> astro, no. did you? smurf sperm... jeebus crust.... |
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