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08-05-2004, 11:24 PM
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Location: North Bondi RSL
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Methinks he was just patronising, and doing a piss-poor job at it.
Yousee, Americans have something wrong with their funny glands...
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08-06-2004, 01:39 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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You don't count, you're technically an aussie.
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08-06-2004, 02:22 AM
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Location: City of Lights
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hahaha if only it was that easy with the government...
edit: actually, ella.. you work for the government.. put in a good word for me.. help me get my premanent residency! edited again: if you do, I'll promise no jokes about how you're an easy target with a well fitting box (ala the other thread active at the moment) Last edited by Latch; 08-06-2004 at 02:34 AM.. |
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08-06-2004, 02:43 AM
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Location: Australia
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If only my pissy middle management possie with Centrelink counted for something. Babe, it would be the least I could do.
And I don't mind the box jokes...really....I'll get ya started....I still have the box my virginity came in!
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08-06-2004, 02:47 AM
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Location: City of Lights
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hmmm how dirty to go... Bad, terrible, horrible joke that I had to say. edit: I edited it out as soon as I posted it.. basically it was a joke about how something else "came in your box" besides your virginity... |
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08-06-2004, 02:56 AM
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Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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God...maybe it's the red wine, but I'm having a blonde moment! Something else...in my box....????
On the other hand...no...I get it. You are a naughty boy, aren't you Latch??
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08-27-2004, 02:43 AM
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Location: City of Lights
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Still waiting for the FBI/US to send back my 'rap sheet' saying 'yeah, he's clean' so I can send it on to the Aus Government.
The rest of my application is still sitting on some pile in the Adelaide Immigration Office, I imagine. Still paying off lawyers.. this next paycheck (next week!) should hopefully get me close to paying them off completely. No wifey-wife.. haven't resorted to that till I get this one rejected hehe. |
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08-29-2004, 01:53 AM
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Location: North Bondi RSL
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I'm here if you need me bro, just make sure the rock is at least half a carat...
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05-06-2005, 11:48 PM
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05-06-2005, 11:49 PM
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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 Serves me right to post before I read on................... lol - AND we live in the same city....................GROOVY BABY YEAH !!!!!! 
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05-11-2005, 03:27 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Pepper, check. Tweezers, check. Magnifying glass, check. Come 'ere Slim...
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08-08-2008, 12:54 AM
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Location: Australia
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Originally posted by Meridae'n I don't know much about art, but I like tits. That should be Australia's new slogan. Quote:
I like it! Definitely has potential....
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08-08-2008, 02:33 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
Super Moderator
Location: Australia/UAE
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dammnn..ella girl..where ya been????
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08-08-2008, 03:07 AM
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Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Tits are universal. It transcends the subcultures and divisions. Tits are acesome.
Nice to meet you. 
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08-08-2008, 03:25 AM
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Location: Australia
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Hey sweetie....I've been around but reading and looking more than posting since they ditched our Aussie forum. I see Meri, Latch and Slim are MIA? Hey Jetee...nice to meet you too, babe.
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08-08-2008, 03:33 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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It must be nice, since I am smiling to hail your return.
Me wonders why I feel so relaxed when all around me is whoosing past.
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08-08-2008, 04:07 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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yeah i know we lost a few aussies didnt we... maybe we can rally enough to get it back..
i just got excited when i see your name flash up! how we gonna get those guys back now?
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