bernadette

<font size="4"get your slogans right here:
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<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Something Special In The Tfp.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Thank Bernadette It's Friday.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Bernadette Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Uncle Phil Tested, Mother Approved.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Flyman.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Because So Much Is Riding On Your Halx.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Probably The Best Paddyjoe In The World.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">You Can Do It When You :::Oshnsoul::: It.</FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT SIZE=4 FACE="impact, verdana">Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Crackprogram.</FONT></CENTER>

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SixEdxMia

And mine was....



10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Sixed Overnight.&But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Sixed.


Fun.

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Honey,We're home.

todd

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Everquestjoe.

todd

We're Serious About Boobs.
Can You Tell Boobs From Butter?
The Boobs of your Life.
The Real Smell of Boobs.
Your Boobs, Right Away.

ngdawg

That site cracked me up! Just a few I played with:
Dawg Saves Your Soul.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Dawg.

Get the Door - It's Hanxter

Don't Live a Little, Live a Paq.

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Mephex?

Cervantes

Gives A Meal Cervantes-Appeal.

It's the Cervantes You Can See.

Things Go Better with Cervantes.

And my favourite:
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Cervantes.

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- "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.."
- "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong."
- "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

fhqwhgads

Fhqwhgads - It Looks Good on You.


Truer words have never been spoken...

God of Thunder

There's First Love, and There's God Of Thunder Love.

Yeah baby!!!

That's what I'm talkin about

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

Hanxter

A Hanxter Works Wonders.

Leggo my Hanxter!

Just One Hanxter - Give It To Me!

Simple Impartial Hanxter.

Hanxter

Moving at the Speed of Peetster.

heheheh...

You Can On a Buddah, Can Do!

NoSoup

The Sweet you can't eat without NoSoup
It Makes NoSoup Smack
I Think, therefore NoSoup
What's in your NoSoup?
We'll leave the NoSoup on for you.
Put's the NoSoup in Britain
What can NoSoup Do for you?
Run from the NoSoup
Why have cotton when you can have NoSoup?
The NoSoup goes straight to your head.
Just what the NoSoup ordered.

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I have an aura of reliability and good judgement.

Just in case you were wondering...

Bill O'Rights

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Bill O'Rights.

True...on so many levels.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Mephex

ha ha ha.

Happiness is a Cigar Called Mephex.

Indeed! Smoke'em if ya gottem'.

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He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country.
There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
-Samuel Adams

ngdawg

A few more:


Chocolate Wrkime Since 1911.

All You Need is a Biqueerchris and a Dream.

A Finger of Dawg is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Two Hours of Dawg in Just Two Calories.

How Do You Eat Your Dawg?

And All Because The Lady Loves Boco.

RenaissanceII

That's Life, This is BiqueerChris

Chicago's Very Own onodrim

ngdawg....as jersey as the Devil

ariekitten....The Spirit of Texas

fallenangel....Always Fresh

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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin


I Wish You Well.

SixEdxMia

Nobody does it like Peetster.



Oh,yea.

Meow Sir.

Peetster

lol

You'll love it with Sixed on your face.

heh

Nancy

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Nancy.

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

bernadette

<img src="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar.php?userid=30168&dateline=1083399103">

perfection

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kurtisj

You've Got Questions. We've Got Kurtisj.

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Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

gorilla

From the strong come forth Gorilla.
A tough Gorilla to follow.
Recommended by Dr. Gorilla.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a Gorilla it is!

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I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

Rubyee

Put An Emily In Your Tank.
Say It With Rubyee.
All Rubyee, All The Time.
You Can't Get Quicker Than a Quadro2000 Fitter.
The Traff that Smiles Back.
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Eyeball.

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You don't know from fun.

Fremen

<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_afunnyslogan.jpg>
<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_afunnysloganx.jpg>

What would you do for a Fremen?

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Google

analog

LMFAO

It's not TV. It's Analog.
Analog just feels right. (awwwwwww YEAH that's right!)
Just for the taste of analog.

cj2112

cj2112 keeps going and going



great find bern!

:::OshnSoul:::

U better believe it.

here's a few more........

The Right Oshnsoul at the Right Time.

Don't Live a Little, Live an Oshnsoul.

There Ain't No Party Like An Oshnsoul Party.

Reach for the Oshnsoul.




Boy, this thing sure is good!

Nancy

exactly!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

zenmaster10665

hilarious...

Recommended By Dr. Loser

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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."
-Kurt Vonnegut

slimshaydee

You Need A Slimshaydee.

yep you sure do

Redgirl

I'd Like to Buy the World a Redgirl.
With A Name Like Redgirl, It Has To Be Good
What Can Redgirl Do For You?
I Wish I Were a Redgirl Weiner.
Bridge That Gap with Redgirl.
Redgirl, the Other White Meat.

OK I'll stop now. This was a fun little toy.

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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

mml

Obey Your MML

The Dirt Says Hot, The Label Says MML

You Can’t Top a MML

America’s Most Trusted MML

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric MML

Aboslut MML

And my favorite:

Momma’s Got the Magic of MML

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

Cosmo Girl

Go To Work On A Cosmo
My Anti-Drug is Cosmo Girl
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Cosmo Too?
Central Heating for Cosmo...hahaha
I Bet He Drinks Cosmo Girl......ummm
When You've Got Cosmo Girl, Flaunt It
Have a Cosmo Girl and Smile
Cosmo Girl Really Satisfies.....

hahahahaha this is fun

Nefir

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Nefir!
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Nefir Knows for Sure.
Is Nefir In You?

This is indeed addictive... and so utterly true!

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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

The5thCandidate

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend The5thCandidate.

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Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different...

The5thCandidate

The Incredible, Edible Jesus.
Is It Live, Or Is It Jesus?
All You Need is a Jesus and a Dream.
Bet You Can't Eat Jesus.
What Can Jesus Do For You?
Taste the Jesus.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Jesus Overnight.
Mum's Gone to Jesus.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Jesus.
Uh-oh, Better Get Jesus.
Is Jesus In You?
The Real Smell of Jesus.
Give That Man A Jesus.

And my personal favorite:

Jesus-Lickin' Good.

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Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different...

Bentley Little

come see the softer side of fathead

skier

Get In My Skier.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Skier.

Welcome To Skier Country.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Skier.

Wait Till We Get Our Skier On You.

Feel the Skier.

and my favorite:


I Wish They All Could Be Skier Girls.

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim