THE PURPLE HOOK OF MYSTERY !!! funny ebay item - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

PBEjobber · 06-14-2004, 12:01 PM

check this out, i just ran across this.

A buddy sent it to me over email

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5502143362

THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT

World's King · 06-14-2004, 12:04 PM

How much for the old man?

Fremen · 06-14-2004, 12:09 PM

Pretty funny.

PBEjobber · 06-14-2004, 12:15 PM

im not sure how much the old man, but the purple hook of mystery is intriguing me.

Ill have to dig in my couch cushions to save up for it.

todd · 06-14-2004, 12:25 PM

This is why I love ebay

Just realized shipping and handling is 15 bucks... 99 cents is worth the joke, but not the 15 bucks.

PBEjobber · 06-14-2004, 01:02 PM

Where does it say 15 bucks for shipping?

Either the seller took it off or you saw something you didn't

hehe or maybe its all part of the mystery of the purple hook

the_marq · 06-14-2004, 01:06 PM

Looks to me like he just trying to get on Fark, with the Drew Curtis reference.

Bring back the giant Cheeto!

PBEjobber · 06-14-2004, 01:29 PM

i DIDNT EVEN SEE THE DREW CURTIS REFERENCE until you just said that.

who knows, maybe it will work

Kewpie Dan · 06-14-2004, 03:03 PM

wow, that old dude needed the power of the iron cross to keep himself safe. this is too powerful an object to let fall into evil hands...

PBEjobber · 06-15-2004, 04:52 AM

im very surprised this hasnt been farked yet

kurtisj · 06-15-2004, 09:13 AM

i slightly giggled, then noticed the cheap fark attempt.

06-15-2004, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original King
How much for the old man?

I'd outbid you.

Fly · 06-15-2004, 07:15 PM

i got a mystery that's purple too.

it happens to be the head of my penis.

weeeeeeeeeeeee,.........anyone wanna bid on it?

06-15-2004, 07:40 PM

^^ I bet you won't turn down something green for it........

Hanxter · 06-16-2004, 05:33 AM

it's a far reaching drain opener, for Christ's sake

Scorps · 06-16-2004, 06:50 AM

that is a pin puller for semi trucks, thats a easy way to pull the pin on the fifth wheel so they can drop a trailer.

My dad had one...and a friend gave him one just the same as that one, same colour and all!

Hanxter · 06-16-2004, 08:51 AM

what i said

KWSN · 06-16-2004, 08:58 AM

GUYS!!!!! DID YOU NOTICE THIS????

Seller information
bonesflstfi

BonesFLSTFI!!!!

AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS!?!??!

Munku · 06-16-2004, 02:32 PM

I get the Bones part.. What's FLSTFI?

Jobber = Bones?

KWSN · 06-16-2004, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
I get the Bones part.. What's FLSTFI?

Jobber = Bones?

Don't know about jobber being bones....

But i do know that his old nick (before the crash) was BonesFLSTFI

Fremen · 06-16-2004, 04:25 PM

Now we're going to see "BONES LIVES!!" spraypainted under overpasses instead of "FRODO LIVES!!".

rockzilla · 06-16-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
Don't know about jobber being bones....

But i do know that his old nick (before the crash) was BonesFLSTFI

So... The old man with the grabber hook is Bones?
I thought Bones was Air45.
So confused

Fly · 06-16-2004, 07:55 PM

wasn't bones the guy who pretended he was Air45?

j/k...........i know the story.

FLSTFI

KWSN · 06-17-2004, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockzilla
So... The old man with the grabber hook is Bones?
I thought Bones was Air45.
So confused

The old man might be his dad... or grandpa.

Note the motorcycle in the background.

Bones' dad has a lot of motorcycles, IIRC.

EDIT: also, the item ships out of Chicago.... more proof that it's Bones.

PBEjobber · 06-17-2004, 05:00 AM

you guys actually know this guy?

i want the old man's autograph if you do...

maybe a polaroid with the hook too!!!! lol

KWSN · 06-17-2004, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PBEjobber
you guys actually know this guy?

i want the old man's autograph if you do...

maybe a polaroid with the hook too!!!! lol

We certainly do.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=15385

PBEjobber · 06-19-2004, 05:58 AM

thats some funny shit

H12 · 06-19-2004, 07:13 AM

That's kinda interesting, the purple hook of mystery. I might get it for my birthday next month if I'm a good boy.

06-14-2004, 12:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	THE PURPLE HOOK OF MYSTERY !!! funny ebay item check this out, i just ran across this. A buddy sent it to me over email http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5502143362 THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT

06-14-2004, 12:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	How much for the old man? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-14-2004, 12:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Pretty funny. __________________ Google

06-14-2004, 01:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	Looks to me like he just trying to get on Fark, with the Drew Curtis reference. Bring back the giant Cheeto! __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

06-14-2004, 03:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	wow, that old dude needed the power of the iron cross to keep himself safe. this is too powerful an object to let fall into evil hands... __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

06-14-2004, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	im not sure how much the old man, but the purple hook of mystery is intriguing me. Ill have to dig in my couch cushions to save up for it.

06-14-2004, 12:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	This is why I love ebay Just realized shipping and handling is 15 bucks... 99 cents is worth the joke, but not the 15 bucks.

06-14-2004, 01:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	Where does it say 15 bucks for shipping? Either the seller took it off or you saw something you didn't hehe or maybe its all part of the mystery of the purple hook

06-14-2004, 01:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	i DIDNT EVEN SEE THE DREW CURTIS REFERENCE until you just said that. who knows, maybe it will work

06-15-2004, 04:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	im very surprised this hasnt been farked yet

06-15-2004, 09:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	i slightly giggled, then noticed the cheap fark attempt. __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-15-2004, 07:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i got a mystery that's purple too. it happens to be the head of my penis. weeeeeeeeeeeee,.........anyone wanna bid on it? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-15-2004, 07:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	^^ I bet you won't turn down something green for it........

06-16-2004, 05:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	it's a far reaching drain opener, for Christ's sake

06-16-2004, 06:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	that is a pin puller for semi trucks, thats a easy way to pull the pin on the fifth wheel so they can drop a trailer. My dad had one...and a friend gave him one just the same as that one, same colour and all! __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

06-16-2004, 08:51 AM	#17 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	what i said

06-16-2004, 08:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
KWSN green	GUYS!!!!! DID YOU NOTICE THIS???? Seller information bonesflstfi BonesFLSTFI!!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS!?!??! __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-16-2004, 02:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I get the Bones part.. What's FLSTFI? Jobber = Bones?

06-16-2004, 04:25 PM	#21 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Now we're going to see "BONES LIVES!!" spraypainted under overpasses instead of "FRODO LIVES!!". __________________ Google

06-16-2004, 07:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wasn't bones the guy who pretended he was Air45? j/k...........i know the story. FLSTFI __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-17-2004, 05:00 AM	#25 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	you guys actually know this guy? i want the old man's autograph if you do... maybe a polaroid with the hook too!!!! lol

06-19-2004, 05:58 AM	#27 (permalink)
PBEjobber Banned	thats some funny shit

06-19-2004, 07:13 AM	#28 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	That's kinda interesting, the purple hook of mystery. I might get it for my birthday next month if I'm a good boy. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle