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kurtisj · 06-12-2004, 05:01 PM

i live on the edge of town, so dont worry about. its not like, on a popular street corner. i live in a town of pop. 500, its not that big of a deal

Scorps · 06-12-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by kurtisj
i live on the edge of town, so dont worry about. its not like, on a popular street corner. i live in a town of pop. 500, its not that big of a deal

Its a big deal where ever you are. Maybe

Fly · 06-12-2004, 07:52 PM

gotta like the rain............

...cleans the place up a bit.

kurtisj · 06-13-2004, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Pain Train
Its a big deal where ever you are. Maybe

not really. its a town full of hicks/farmers and retards. they dont care. i dont care. neither should you

PredeconInferno · 06-13-2004, 05:04 PM

wow, I need to get myself a porch!

And.... there probably actually IS a city ordinance or something against it. Not that I care.... but I'm sure you could get nailed on public indecency or something stupid.

/shrug

Bern.... she'll just never understand what it's like. For example, there is a fire beneath his porch... and he has but one fire hose.

I think you would do the right thing.

Fly · 06-13-2004, 05:59 PM

couple 'o wobbly pops,....and a back porch = bliss.......

*shakes it a few extra times,just because it's his own*

kurtisj · 06-13-2004, 11:08 PM

i also live on the edge of town, where noone could see me except with the aid of binoculars or perhaps a telescope

Scorps · 06-14-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by kurtisj
i also live on the edge of town, where noone could see me except with the aid of binoculars or perhaps a telescope

Well then I guess being out in the middle of no where it doesn't really matter.

And you can get in trouble your on your own property

kurtisj · 06-15-2004, 09:06 PM

i know. its no biggie

Scorps · 06-16-2004, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by kurtisj
i know. its no biggie

but pissing on raccoons your lucky it didn't attack you.

kutulu · 06-16-2004, 12:38 PM

What's the big deal with pissing outside? I think it kicks ass!

slimshaydee · 06-16-2004, 07:38 PM

you women got multiple orgasms, we got pissing standing up...we gotta make use of our only advantage over women

Fly · 06-16-2004, 07:50 PM

sleepin' in the tent cuz it's hotter than hell here now,and.........come 1 - 2 o'clock (in the morn and have too pee) and i wander to the back part 'o my yard instead of into the house.

feet get moist from the dew but hey,it's all worth it.

Fremen · 06-16-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by flyman
sleepin' in the tent cuz it's hotter than hell here now,and.........come 1 - 2 o'clock (in the morn and have too pee) and i wander to the back part 'o my yard instead of into the house.

feet get moist from the dew but hey,it's all worth it.

fly, how hot is it?

GakFace · 06-17-2004, 01:46 AM

so hot you gotta piss outside.

Fly · 06-17-2004, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Fremen
fly, how hot is it?

we were 25 yesterday and it's gonna hit 27 today.

Celsius of course.

KWSN · 06-17-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Fremen
fly, how hot is it?

...I thought you meant the urine.

Fremen · 06-17-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by KWSN
...I thought you meant the urine.

Whew, boy! My sides hurt.

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Originally posted by flyman
we were 25 yesterday and it's gonna hit 27 today.

Celsius of course.

Ok, I won't tell you that's not hot if you don't tell me 5° Celsius isn't cold.

Deal?

kurtisj · 06-17-2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Pain Train
but pissing on raccoons your lucky it didn't attack you.

i dont think a racoon could jump 4 yards in the air and snag my wang......well, actually make that 6 yards(2 yards deticated to my legs, and the other 4 for the deck)

Scorps · 06-18-2004, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by kurtisj
i dont think a racoon could jump 4 yards in the air and snag my wang......well, actually make that 6 yards(2 yards deticated to my legs, and the other 4 for the deck)

I don't know how high a coon can jump. But what is 6 yards in feet?

Midlandmadman · 06-18-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by kurtisj
well, i wont give up one of my favorite pastimes...but i just might make sure i wont piss on any rabid animals. deal?

I say if your going outdoors you might as well hit a rabid animal... Its down there right now taking a dump under your deck.

6 yards is 18 feet....

Scorps · 06-18-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Midlandmadman
6 yards is 18 feet....

Ok 18 feet might be to high for a stoned coon to jump!

kurtisj · 06-18-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Midlandmadman
I say if your going outdoors you might as well hit a rabid animal... Its down there right now taking a dump under your deck.

your saying anyone whoever pissed outside is a rabid animal? thats ridiculous

06-12-2004, 05:01 PM	#41 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	i live on the edge of town, so dont worry about. its not like, on a popular street corner. i live in a town of pop. 500, its not that big of a deal __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-12-2004, 07:52 PM	#43 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	gotta like the rain............ ...cleans the place up a bit. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-13-2004, 05:04 PM	#45 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	wow, I need to get myself a porch! And.... there probably actually IS a city ordinance or something against it. Not that I care.... but I'm sure you could get nailed on public indecency or something stupid. /shrug Bern.... she'll just never understand what it's like. For example, there is a fire beneath his porch... and he has but one fire hose. I think you would do the right thing. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

06-13-2004, 05:59 PM	#46 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	couple 'o wobbly pops,....and a back porch = bliss....... shakes it a few extra times,just because it's his own __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-13-2004, 11:08 PM	#47 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	i also live on the edge of town, where noone could see me except with the aid of binoculars or perhaps a telescope __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-15-2004, 09:06 PM	#49 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	i know. its no biggie __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-16-2004, 12:38 PM	#51 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	What's the big deal with pissing outside? I think it kicks ass!

06-16-2004, 07:38 PM	#52 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	you women got multiple orgasms, we got pissing standing up...we gotta make use of our only advantage over women

06-16-2004, 07:50 PM	#53 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sleepin' in the tent cuz it's hotter than hell here now,and.........come 1 - 2 o'clock (in the morn and have too pee) and i wander to the back part 'o my yard instead of into the house. feet get moist from the dew but hey,it's all worth it. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-17-2004, 01:46 AM	#55 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	so hot you gotta piss outside. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.