i live on the edge of town, so dont worry about. its not like, on a popular street corner. i live in a town of pop. 500, its not that big of a deal

Its a big deal where ever you are. Maybe:hmm:

gotta like the rain............


...cleans the place up a bit.

not really. its a town full of hicks/farmers and retards. they dont care. i dont care. neither should you:D

wow, I need to get myself a porch!

And.... there probably actually IS a city ordinance or something against it. Not that I care.... but I'm sure you could get nailed on public indecency or something stupid.

/shrug

Bern.... she'll just never understand what it's like. For example, there is a fire beneath his porch... and he has but one fire hose.

I think you would do the right thing.

couple 'o wobbly pops,....and a back porch = bliss.......


*shakes it a few extra times,just because it's his own*

i also live on the edge of town, where noone could see me except with the aid of binoculars or perhaps a telescope

Well then I guess being out in the middle of no where it doesn't really matter.

And you can get in trouble your on your own property

i know. its no biggie

but pissing on raccoons your lucky it didn't attack you.

What's the big deal with pissing outside? I think it kicks ass!

you women got multiple orgasms, we got pissing standing up...we gotta make use of our only advantage over women

sleepin' in the tent cuz it's hotter than hell here now,and.........come 1 - 2 o'clock (in the morn and have too pee) and i wander to the back part 'o my yard instead of into the house.

feet get moist from the dew but hey,it's all worth it.

fly, how hot is it?

so hot you gotta piss outside.;)

we were 25 yesterday and it's gonna hit 27 today.

Celsius of course.

...I thought you meant the urine.

:lol: Whew, boy! My sides hurt. :D
Ok, I won't tell you that's not hot if you don't tell me 5° Celsius isn't cold. ;):D Deal? :p

i dont think a racoon could jump 4 yards in the air and snag my wang......well, actually make that 6 yards(2 yards deticated to my legs, and the other 4 for the deck)

I don't know how high a coon can jump. But what is 6 yards in feet?

I say if your going outdoors you might as well hit a rabid animal... Its down there right now taking a dump under your deck.



6 yards is 18 feet....

Ok 18 feet might be to high for a stoned coon to jump!

your saying anyone whoever pissed outside is a rabid animal? thats ridiculous