Weapon Game
 

Me and my friend play this game where one person tries to think of an object thats bigger than your fist that cannot be used to kill someone. The other person has to prove them wrong by thinking of a way the object could be used for murder. What are some bigger than fist objects that are seemingly safe?

thats a pretty dumb game.

I'm going to break your game.

The object is the 17th nearest star to our solar system. You'll have to get there to use it for murder....

Pretty much anything bigger then a fist moving at you at slightly below the speed of light will kill you...

The universe. You cannot use it. Therefore it cannot be used to kill someone.

:)

You can use the universe to kill someone..... You wait for a verylong time until it colapses and everyone dies.

Wow, you guys are great at playing along.

See, this is a bad place to start this thread, because everyone here knows that anything can be used as a weapon. Take this box of checks I have here. I can shove it down your throad, and you will die. Easy enough.

Of course, that's more effort than just, say, stabbing you with any number of sharp implements that are much closer to hand than those checks.

My point is that, as nowthen so cleverly put it,

Think of it as creative way of figuring out how to kill people. :) :) :)

OK, first off, the Universe was used as a weapon in one of the Sandman comics to defeat the Demon Chorazon (who did come back, but not before Lucifer retired). So that's one.

Now, as for the 17th most distant star from Sol. First, I locate my target and insert their history into a probability matrix. Using an inverspace mass driver, I then begin slowly moving the star, setting the trajectory on a curve asymptotic to the target's projected path in space and time. When the 17th most distant star is in such a position as to cause lethal damage to the planet or craft in which the target is at that point, I shut off the mass driver, returning the star to N-Space in such a place as to either incinerate the target's coveyance or place their planet in an orbit around the star hoplessly inimical to life.

Then I would laugh evilly. Muhaha. Maaaa hahaha. Eyyyyahhahahahahaha!!!!

Pose a science fiction problem, get a science fiction solution.

Bigger than a fist? If a composite object is acceptable: 3 large croissants wrapped in an Ace bandage. Do your worst!

Simpler solution: Point a telescope (slightly modified with explosives mind you) at said star. when they go to look at it... you do the math.


And I don't know about the croissants, I've seen those things get pretty damn hard....:)

concrete filled croissants... you guys have seen those too, right?

oh god i am getting dragged in to this :oS

Wait until the crossants are a week old, then beat somone to death with them.

A kitten?

Sure they have claws, but there's no way you could get a kitten to kill a dude.

Unless he was drunk, the kitten, not the dude.

well,kitten is easy enough. shove said kiten down there gullet. thems one dead person

Actually, Hope beat out the Universe.

Oh yeah, you can use dead people to spread disease and kill people that way. Original form of germ warfare.

New Weapon: A small dust bunny.

F34|2 the dust bunny.

Problem with soft things is, they can still be used to suffocate people. What we need is an item with little or no mass, but plenty of volume through with air can pass. I'm voting for an ostrich feather, minus the sharp part of the quill. You could breathe a whole feather without dying.

Or how about a non-stinging jellyfish? Even if you got it stuffed down your throat, it is so soft you could just swallow it.

A wad of cotton candy can't be used to kill someone.

if it can come down youer throat it isent bigger than a fist

Stuff enough cottoncandy down the throat of a diabetic, and eventually it will make his body shut down... As for the low mass high volume thing: an inflated balloon cannot be used to kill anyone, without popping it. At which point it is no longer an inflated balloon. HAHA, I found it!!! Also, the ostrich feather was good, but I think you could propably jam the quill through someones eye, even without the point, and scramble their brain...that could kill someone...

Dust bunnies are too small to choke people with. You can't kill people with a dust bunny!

You can shove an inflated balloon down someone's throat without it deflating.

Yeah, the dust bunnies are small, that's the problem--it has to be bigger than a fist. Otherwise you could say "a quark! a quark can't kill anyone!" and that would be silly. And you know, we are not at all silly ;-)

BTW I take it back about the jellyfish, it could easil \y be spread over the nose and throat and suffocate that way so it's really not all that safe. But the feather, I maintain, is still ok--I'm talking about removing the whole quill, and just leaving the down, so it couldn't possibly burst an eyeball.

a balloon could be half inflated, so its bigger then a fist but small enough to make it half way down the throat. How about a big ass jello jiggler?

hmmm jello jiggler... could be on to something there

Actually, I think you could put the jello jiggler on their face and suffocate them

a big piece of paper thats crumpled into a ball so you cant get a paper cut

even if the object has no real mass or weight you can still choke someone with it...

How about a football?
Bigger than a fist, not able to smallow and not hard enough to kill anyone. You can´t get the air out of it to suffocate someone since you just have the ball and no knive or something.
So, how you wanna do that?

a great white shark can not kill anybody.......


opps

You could beat someone to death with a football..............trust me err... I've said too much..

Large soap bubble. That's one bubble. Whether it pops or not, you're gonna have a hell of a time killing someone with it.

Moved from Weaponary. It didn't belong there in the first place

You could have an allergic reaction to the ostrich down and suffocate. And as far as soap bubble goes, it can pop and get in someone's eye, blinding them and then they could run into oncoming traffic while they stumble around. And as far a jello goes...a person could inhale it and drown.

How about a loosely packed snowball? No chunks of ice, no large crystals.

I like this game

Uh.. drop the snowball in front of a large, heavy piece of machinery.. let it melt, and when target slips on it, (and hopefully onto said piece of machinery) hit button that does killing stuff.

Of course, i guess that means the snowball is just an accessory.

the snowball could be dropped from a great height, thereby killing the person upon impact

what if i poison the cotton candy (we call it fairy floss) with Taipan Venom... then the person eats it... and then they die...

what about a simple, plastic balloon filled with air... can that be used to kill someone?

how bout a football.....a NERF football.......HA Menoman!