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Bundy will you...
I've known you a long time Bundy. We've gone through it all together.. Parties at flyman's, naked hoolahooping, and eating GH's relatives. We've stuck it out through thick and thin, and I want to spend the rest of my TFP life with you.
Bundy, will you marry me? http://www.metalsmiths.com/tal166.jpg PS. If bundy says no, then this goes out to flyman. |
*pulls up a lawn chair, cracks a beer*
*waits for the show to begin* |
i know a great band to play at the reception...
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I've been.....*snif*.....waiting for ....*snif,snif*.....something like this....to happen.
(pulls lazy boy out of truck, sets it behind bernadettes lawn chair) |
WTF?
if bundy doesn't accept,then this goes out to me? man i wore fuckin' pantyhose for you guys and you ask him first. i'm so humiliated right now...... |
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Y E S why not?? ...but... I've been hurt before... so i must be careful... and you, gentle... i don't want another debarcle like the Giant Hamburger incident... ...but... who will be the bride? me? http://www.cyberdive.org/wedding/ugly.jpg or you? http://www.knowbyte.com/images/Weddi...thdaytoTim.jpg </center> Quote:
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well! |
awwww, i think i'm going to cry! Now to witness the wedding.........that oughta be a site...........
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Hail Citizens!
This coupling has my blessings. Can I walk Bundy down the aisle? I will comfort Flyman, as he will undoubtedly weep throughout the ceremony. Let the consummation of the nuptials begin! -GH Anyone want to go as my date to the wedding? |
We need a cake now too. Hey Berny can you bake us a cake please with your womanly baking skills?
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If you let me, I'll make the grooms' cake.
http://www.elixxir.net/fake/images/boobiecake.jpg Also, may I bring a special guest? His name is Stitch and he likes thongs. :suave: http://www.elixxir.net/fake/images/stitch1.jpg http://www.elixxir.net/fake/images/stitch2.jpg I can't guarantee he'll keep it on. ;) |
I'm sorry Fremen but he can't come to the wedding. This is very formal and there will be no naked blue rat men running around. I do like the cake. What kind of fruits are those?
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I don't want to come to the wedding but can I watch you guys make love?
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be careful what you wish for, astro... ;) <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200"> |
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.........damn dude........keep talkin' like that and I might wanna marry you.:icare: congratulations on the nuptuals.:thumbsup: i hope *sniff,sniff*that things go well for the two of you. |
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he can't help it....he's a little different that way.:D |
it's those little differences tho that we embrace.
♥ for astro :) |
wow. Now that I look back on it all, this was inevitable. Have a long and happy marriage you two.
I bet you two lovebirds can't wait for your honeymoon. oh, and who's going to be on top? |
Me of course.
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May use cherries in yours, though. ;) |
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but anyway... um.. i don't bake no more. but ok fine. i can go to the bakery, but it seems Fremen has taken care of your baking needs already. so how about i get nice punch bowl & fill it full boozeyfull wonderness? i'm betting flyman probably has good punch recipe he can share w/me for the wedding punchbowl's sake. *hiccup* |
damn bunch of silly foolishness. why bother getting married? Just shack up, fer Chrissakes!
Congrats, you kids! Never a better match! |
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Yes we are. Too each other. But to you all we are ugly pirates!
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you got my hopes up for a short second there:hmm: |
so? next question...
who's gonna do the 9 months carrying the love child? :hmm: cuz you can't fool us. one of you is pregnant or these nuptials wouldn't be happening. fess up now. we'll throw you a baby shower once it's all sorted out. |
Well I'm the man in this relationship. So I'm making Bundy carry a fake baby under his shirt then we are adopting.
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well take good care of bundy.
pamper & cater to all his little cravings during this time. <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/picklelove.jpg"> <small>yeah old recycled imaged from when Averett was carrying Bones' love child...</small> <img src="http://www.atricephoto.com/digital_photography/images/pho_ice_cream_sundae.jpg"> + <img src="http://secure.saltstone.com/iem/res/37/0/177.jpg"> etc... |
ps. ivory colored dresses for you both at this wedding!!
no white dresses for you two. |
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