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Munku 06-07-2004 09:59 PM

Bundy will you...
 
I've known you a long time Bundy. We've gone through it all together.. Parties at flyman's, naked hoolahooping, and eating GH's relatives. We've stuck it out through thick and thin, and I want to spend the rest of my TFP life with you.

Bundy, will you marry me?

http://www.metalsmiths.com/tal166.jpg




PS. If bundy says no, then this goes out to flyman.

bernadette 06-07-2004 10:38 PM

*pulls up a lawn chair, cracks a beer*

*waits for the show to begin*

uncle phil 06-08-2004 02:20 AM

i know a great band to play at the reception...

tecoyah 06-08-2004 02:40 AM

I've been.....*snif*.....waiting for ....*snif,snif*.....something like this....to happen.

(pulls lazy boy out of truck, sets it behind bernadettes lawn chair)

Fly 06-08-2004 03:55 AM

WTF?

if bundy doesn't accept,then this goes out to me?


man i wore fuckin' pantyhose for you guys and you ask him first.


i'm so humiliated right now......

bundy 06-08-2004 04:22 AM

<center>May I first preface my answer with this...

Y E S why not??

...but...
I've been hurt before...

so i must be careful... and you, gentle...


i don't want another debarcle like the Giant Hamburger incident...

...but... who will be the bride?
me?
http://www.cyberdive.org/wedding/ugly.jpg
or you?
http://www.knowbyte.com/images/Weddi...thdaytoTim.jpg
</center>



Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
WTF?

if bundy doesn't accept,then this goes out to me?


man i wore fuckin' pantyhose for you guys and you ask him first.


i'm so humiliated right now......

oh live with it!
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well!

06-08-2004 07:37 AM

awwww, i think i'm going to cry! Now to witness the wedding.........that oughta be a site...........

Giant Hamburger 06-08-2004 08:06 AM

Hail Citizens!

This coupling has my blessings.
Can I walk Bundy down the aisle?
I will comfort Flyman, as he will undoubtedly weep throughout the ceremony.

Let the consummation of the nuptials begin!
-GH

Anyone want to go as my date to the wedding?

Munku 06-08-2004 09:48 AM

We need a cake now too. Hey Berny can you bake us a cake please with your womanly baking skills?

Fremen 06-08-2004 11:59 AM

If you let me, I'll make the grooms' cake.
http://www.elixxir.net/fake/images/boobiecake.jpg

Also, may I bring a special guest?

His name is Stitch and he likes thongs. :suave:

http://www.elixxir.net/fake/images/stitch1.jpg
http://www.elixxir.net/fake/images/stitch2.jpg

I can't guarantee he'll keep it on. ;)

Munku 06-08-2004 05:16 PM

I'm sorry Fremen but he can't come to the wedding. This is very formal and there will be no naked blue rat men running around. I do like the cake. What kind of fruits are those?

Astrocloud 06-08-2004 05:51 PM

I don't want to come to the wedding but can I watch you guys make love?

bernadette 06-08-2004 07:49 PM

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be careful what you wish for, astro... ;)

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200">

Fly 06-08-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
oh live with it!
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well!



.........damn dude........keep talkin' like that and I might wanna marry you.:icare:



congratulations on the nuptuals.:thumbsup:

i hope *sniff,sniff*that things go well for the two of you.

Fly 06-08-2004 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
be careful what you wish for, astro... ;)


he can't help it....he's a little different that way.:D

bernadette 06-08-2004 07:59 PM

it's those little differences tho that we embrace.

&hearts; for astro :)

skier 06-08-2004 08:57 PM

wow. Now that I look back on it all, this was inevitable. Have a long and happy marriage you two.

I bet you two lovebirds can't wait for your honeymoon.

oh, and who's going to be on top?

Munku 06-08-2004 09:19 PM

Me of course.

Fremen 06-08-2004 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
I'm sorry Fremen but he can't come to the wedding. This is very formal and there will be no naked blue rat men running around. I do like the cake. What kind of fruits are those?
I think the aureolas are icing and the nips look like m&m's. :)
May use cherries in yours, though. ;)

bernadette 06-08-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
We need a cake now too. Hey Berny can you bake us a cake please with your womanly baking skills?
um... dude. sorry i didn't see your post earlier when i replied.

but anyway... um.. i don't bake no more. but ok fine. i can go to the bakery, but it seems Fremen has taken care of your baking needs already.

so how about i get nice punch bowl & fill it full boozeyfull wonderness?
i'm betting flyman probably has good punch recipe he can share w/me for the wedding punchbowl's sake.

*hiccup*

grumpyolddude 06-09-2004 12:52 AM

damn bunch of silly foolishness. why bother getting married? Just shack up, fer Chrissakes!

Congrats, you kids! Never a better match!

Astrocloud 06-09-2004 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be careful what you wish for, astro... ;)

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200">

No way... bundy and Munku are both hot chicks.

Munku 06-09-2004 08:06 AM

Yes we are. Too each other. But to you all we are ugly pirates!

Scorps 06-09-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Yes we are. Too each other. But to you all we are ugly pirates!

you got my hopes up for a short second there:hmm:

bernadette 06-09-2004 02:17 PM

so? next question...

who's gonna do the 9 months carrying the love child? :hmm:

cuz you can't fool us. one of you is pregnant or these nuptials wouldn't be happening.
fess up now. we'll throw you a baby shower once it's all sorted out.

Munku 06-09-2004 03:14 PM

Well I'm the man in this relationship. So I'm making Bundy carry a fake baby under his shirt then we are adopting.

Fly 06-09-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Well I'm the man in this relationship. So I'm making Bundy carry a fake baby under his shirt then we are adopting.
nice save man......nice save.:D

bernadette 06-09-2004 03:47 PM

well take good care of bundy.
pamper & cater to all his little cravings during this time.

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/picklelove.jpg">
<small>yeah old recycled imaged from when Averett was carrying Bones' love child...</small>

<img src="http://www.atricephoto.com/digital_photography/images/pho_ice_cream_sundae.jpg"> + <img src="http://secure.saltstone.com/iem/res/37/0/177.jpg">

etc...

bernadette 06-09-2004 03:49 PM

ps. ivory colored dresses for you both at this wedding!!

no white dresses for you two.


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