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Sion 05-23-2004 11:10 AM

the old give and take
 
give something to someone and take something from someone else:


I give sillygirl a copy of Thomas Paine's "Common Sense"


I take half of flyman's stash. (mmmm toke toke...aahhhhh...cough cough)

theguyondacouch 05-23-2004 11:32 AM

I take whats left of what Sion took from Flyman.

I give it back to flyman.



(that wasn't very nice sion)

05-23-2004 11:43 AM

I take flyman's stash (but I'll share)

and give him a 6 pack of Pabst & a beer bong

PayUp 05-23-2004 12:02 PM

I take the stash from Oshnsoul

and give him a scratch & sniff monitor for veiwing the tittyboard close ups

Munku 05-23-2004 12:37 PM

I give nothing to no one!

And I take bundy's entire brain, not just a half of a frontal lobe! Hah!

theguyondacouch 05-23-2004 12:45 PM

sorry fly, i tried to help

05-23-2004 12:58 PM

I give the scratch & sniff monitor back to biljin (as I am female)

and take theguyondacouch's couch.........

theguyondacouch 05-23-2004 01:10 PM

I take back my couch, hey look, flymans stash is in here! I re-return it to fly.

05-23-2004 01:39 PM

lol

ok, enough fighting over the stash..........lol

I take Bush's money and put it where it belongs.

okay, really:
I take flyman's horse and give him some incense.

Fly 05-24-2004 03:05 AM

well............you guys are all messed up i see........

cuz of the stash i guess............

i wanna give Oshn a carrot....to feed my horse she took from me

and i'm gonna take a guinness or two from paddyjoe

iamtheone 05-24-2004 03:49 AM

I will take one of the two guinness beers that Flyman (aka Fryman) took from PaddyJoe and hold them up to the light. Notice the floating shit? Mmmmm, looks refreshing.

I'll hand em back the strange brew.

Fly 05-24-2004 07:17 AM

i'll take that strange brew...........and give it to splck.....


....he'll drink anything

rockogre 05-24-2004 11:18 AM

I take Flymans second favorite bong, water and all, and leave him one, genuine English, Amal carburator to make a new one.

Fly 05-24-2004 11:39 AM

damn rock......that was awfully nice of you......

i'll take that carb........

and i'd like to give nancy a smack on that fine ass of hers

bernadette 05-24-2004 03:20 PM

i'll take a couple hits from flyman's penis bong that Freman gave him.
and i'll take theguyondacouch's remote control.

i'll give 6 fine legs up to Oshn for fly's horse.
<img src="http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/7/55/22/9375522dZNrsuCFNo_ph.jpg">

and... i give a 6 pack of coors light to each Astrocloud & Paddyjoe. :lol:

bernadette 05-24-2004 03:21 PM

interesting... the time here is exactly 4:20...

Fremen 05-24-2004 03:34 PM

"the old give and take"

I saw the title and pictured someone from Monty Python saying that, suggestively. ;)

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

World's King 05-24-2004 04:07 PM

I take everything you all have and give it to myself.


I'm selfish.

05-24-2004 04:21 PM

I take everything from TOK and give it back to everyone. So, HA!

tecoyah 05-24-2004 04:27 PM

I take back everything I said, and give grief to whoever posts next.

Fly 05-24-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
interesting... the time here is exactly 4:20...


i know what you mean....why do you think i wasn't around here posting.:D




i'll take the grief and give everyone a big ass 'ol doobie.

todd 05-24-2004 06:51 PM

I take nothing and give nothing. Null.

Sion 05-24-2004 08:33 PM

I'll take that big ass ol' doobie from flyman

and give the world a hug (about 20 mins later, that is)

05-24-2004 09:56 PM

I'll take a big ass ol' doobie from flyman as well

and give him some Girl Scout Samoas Cookie ice cream...Yum!

P.S. Sion, ty for the hug


and David Blaine kicks ass!

Fly 05-29-2004 09:15 AM

i'll take that kick in the ass for david blaine......


....and give sixed some lip stick

bernadette 05-29-2004 10:12 AM

i'll take fly's adorable rabbit, "thumper"...

...and give fly a slightly used rubber chicken that i found in Freman's car's backseat.

theguyondacouch 05-29-2004 01:27 PM

I'll give berny a mocking bird. If it dies ill take someones diamond ring for her.

Sion 05-29-2004 03:38 PM

I'll take it as long as I can stand it.

Then I'll give someone a fat lip.

heh

WarWagon 05-29-2004 06:10 PM

I'll take Sion's copy of Clockwork Orange, and give him a shiny new (read: old and worn) button.

Fly 05-30-2004 06:49 AM

damn...........i wanted a button.

fuck it......i'm gonna take the button and hand 'ol paddyjoe a video of me bbqing.(just so he throws his comp out the window)

Sion 05-30-2004 09:36 AM

I take paddyjoe's discarded computer...

and give WarWagon a copy of Caligula, as a companion to A Clockwork Orange.

05-31-2004 12:02 PM

I will give Sion a pet chinchilla and take Flyman's bbq-ing video.

Fly 06-01-2004 05:53 PM

hmmmm.........gotta take that caligula....and throw another bbq vid to Oshn.......

Astrocloud 06-01-2004 06:02 PM

I take Sion's fat lip and give him a pet blue gorilla

Sion 06-01-2004 09:20 PM

cool, a pet chinchilla and a pet blue gorilla. cant wait to breed them and see what results.


in the meantime, I give Bernadette and Oshnsoul a "cuddle and a peck on the cheek".

then I take their panties.

woo woo!

Fly 06-13-2004 07:30 AM

nice move Sion,.......

just because....i'm taking those panties from you my friend and giving up........hhmmmm...my boxers.


all yours Sion...enjoy them.

freak

06-13-2004 11:24 AM

I'll take flyman's boxers (and his canadian pajama pants) and give everyone a hug (i know it's been done before but I've missed u guys!)

Fly 06-13-2004 01:21 PM

damn rights i'll take that hug.

and i think i'll give Fremen a tongue in the ear right after i take a hoot off of the penis bong.

06-13-2004 07:08 PM

I'll take flyman's location for a month in trade for mine.........I could use a vacation!

unoaman 07-22-2004 06:27 AM

I believe I'll go TAKE a crap...

Then I'll GIVE my ass a good wipin...


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