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Schwizzlephaser: A toy for ultra-wealthy geeks, it uses polarized, coherent light to mix liquids together.
Usage: <i>Into a mixing glass full of ice, pour 5 ¾ oz london dry gin, ¼ oz dry vermouth, and apply a schwizzlephaser for 5 seconds. Pour into four, chilled designer martini glasses and garnish with Spanish olives.</i> Next: Umfraculation |
umfraculation - socialogical term describing the processes that occur during the pairing decisions associated with women urinating in public places. Umfraculation is associated with eye-contact and pheremonal communication, and generally involves seemingly random groups of women simultaneously dissapearing into the ladies room for vast periods of time.
palimous |
palimous: 1) Spear Shaped, <i>The fish struck the dory with it's palimous nose.</i> 2) Bristling, as with spears, <i>Pikemen advanced, rank upon palimous rank.</i> 3) Hopelessly Obscure (from the Pali Canon of Buddhist teaching.) <i>Dennis Miller used to be obscure, but he's become positively palimous in his dotage.</i>
absevery |
A secluded mansion-like school in the mountains for Buddhist personal trainers.
Pelicark |
Pelicark - adaptation from the old latin phrase "phallic arc", a pelicark is a curved cudgel that is used in parts of the minoan islands to beat young, unruly girls into obedient submisssion. The cudgel is curved much like the erect penises of men of the region, and is slightly bulbed at the "head" end. Curiously, when laid on the ground, some of these cudgels seem to fall to the right side, and some to left - but a given peliark almost always falls to the same side consistently.
Gewben |
Gewben- the small dollop of ink that remains at the point of an old plastic bic pen after long use.
"After 13 hours of non-stop writing, the gewben at the end of my poor, tired Bic resembled a dime-size glob of jet black silly putty" Mendacious- |
Mendacious (I think this is a real word that is a synonym for dishonest, but in the interest of good fun..) n. Self Repairing.
Corforgian |
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CORFORGIAN- The family name for a clan of itinerant gypsy dwellers. ie; Anna and Ben Corforgian. aaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I know thats lame so here we go................. Bruffles |
Bruffles:
What Lewis Carrol would have called a portmanteau word, it's a contracton of Baffles and Ruffles and can mean either "Frustrates" or "Sound abatement by means of folded cloth". Porsinquiny |
Porsinquiny: what happens when you question why you are poor. see also: richconquiny
Ballangerry |
Ballangerry : Old Gaelic term colloquialism, referring to a painful subject, of either emotional or physical nature, which one would prefer to keep hidden. Derived from the phrase "Ball Injury"
picalicious |
picalicious-adj-used to describe the slightly sweet, yet stale taste of loose fruit, ie: cherries, blueberries, that one takes from the supermarket bins.
Betwizzlement |
Betwizzlement- while consuming alcohol or other intoxicating agents, this is the fleeting state of mind that is experienced between being "All Right" and having "One Too Many."
Fructicious Bendenhammer- |
Fructicious Bendenhammer: A classic wrestling move in which the aggressor twists the ankle up above the victim's head, causing massive pain and swelling in the joint, while pounding repeatedly on the sternum. Originally named for the Great Frederico Benderhammer of 1903.
Fortswiner |
drack: The slotted shelf in a freezer that one stores their cudaricles on.
pudorama (note, those that like this thread should take a trip to http://www.pseudodictionary.com/index.php ) |
pudorama - pee-you-do-rama
a display wherein smelly objects are stored. fizzleshlinger |
fizzleshlinger: Ghetto slang for "Trash Talker"
Example: "That boy Tommy has been fizzleshlinging me! Ima busta cap in his ass!" Feklempterodomy |
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a device used to put out,yet relight an adaptable propane torch,all in one fell swoop,while still keeping the user preoccupied with his/her hotknives. flyanatored. *i know i'm settin' myself up for this too* |
Feklempterodomy: Going limp mid thrust when buggering a domestic fowl.
Flyanatored: So stoned that you don't realize those were women's underwear you just put on. Next: Hufflink |
Hufflink...By following the hufflink, you will be directed to the pufflink, which refers you back to the hufflink, which in turn allows connection to the pufflink.....Soon the pounds will melt away!
next: Eddiegoochiegammacammatosanaratosa |
Eddiegoochiegammacammatosanaratosa - pronounced (fuk) but often spelled incorrectly by nearly everyone.
destriplotationery |
destriplotationery - noun - a writing surface, similar to parchment made from strips of human skin.
Example: "My Dear Watson, I believe you will want to put down that letter. You see, Moriarty wrote it in blood on his personalized destriplotationery." Fleekle |
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good one Tophat.........nice fleekle.......a pimple on a freckle......yup it's that easy. spillasizeation |
spillasizeation...When you haven't had any for 6.47 days, and have an old rusty load built up...you don't want to get the load all over her, but at her first touch you realize that you have committed spillasizeation all over her black skirt.
kleanittuppincontrition |
Kleanittupincontrition - the act of embarassedly cleaning up your date after committing spillasizeation (see above).
Thwabilize |
Thwabilize - To put an inbred European aristocrat (a Hapsburg, for instance) in charge of a volitile political situation in the (probably vain) hope that everyone will be so busy laughing at his speech impediment that they will forget to fight each other.
Sintiture. (Flyman, I owe you the smiley I should have put after that, and a beer if you're in this part of the world sometime. :)) |
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I don't know how to "sound it out" but anyways... :p Sintiture: A book that has been passed down for generations in religious families which contains all of their sinful deeds... New Word: Lushalicious |
Lushalicious -- That sweet, yet barfy smell a wino gets on his breath, after eating marshmellows.
Deunalazation |
Deunalazation: The instant that a person realizes that they have been without sex for so long that they are technically a virgin again.
Also; The act of forgetting how to ride a bicycle. cannastienenback |
cannastienenback, (pr: ca-na-sa-ba): English translation of a German word derived from the Arabic term for sitting down for too long sucking on a hubbly-bubbly pipe.
"Shala, balabalabala canasaba, heh-heh-heh!" Define: Goom. |
Goom is the feathery blackish substance left behind buy vigourously erasing a heavy pencil line.
Fornifertissement |
Alright, I'll do it myself:
Fornifertissement: the state of being covered in diatomacious earth. Ginglymus |
Ginglymus-pronounced- zhin-GLEE-mus
Having arms(or a stomach) like an octopus. Blerd |
Blerd:
a statement said under one's breath, an utterance, mumbling. rufolio |
Rufolio internet-speak for: Are You For Lions?
Schmegg |
Schmegg: Geman country cheese, made with nuts and goat's milk. Not so strong smelling as limberger, but close.
Revarg |
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