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Tophat665 06-03-2004 05:29 PM

Schwizzlephaser: A toy for ultra-wealthy geeks, it uses polarized, coherent light to mix liquids together.

Usage: <i>Into a mixing glass full of ice, pour 5 &frac34; oz london dry gin, &frac14; oz dry vermouth, and apply a schwizzlephaser for 5 seconds. Pour into four, chilled designer martini glasses and garnish with Spanish olives.</i>

Next: Umfraculation

pig 06-03-2004 06:10 PM

umfraculation - socialogical term describing the processes that occur during the pairing decisions associated with women urinating in public places. Umfraculation is associated with eye-contact and pheremonal communication, and generally involves seemingly random groups of women simultaneously dissapearing into the ladies room for vast periods of time.

palimous

Tophat665 06-04-2004 03:32 AM

palimous: 1) Spear Shaped, <i>The fish struck the dory with it's palimous nose.</i> 2) Bristling, as with spears, <i>Pikemen advanced, rank upon palimous rank.</i> 3) Hopelessly Obscure (from the Pali Canon of Buddhist teaching.) <i>Dennis Miller used to be obscure, but he's become positively palimous in his dotage.</i>

absevery

KWSN 06-04-2004 10:47 AM

A secluded mansion-like school in the mountains for Buddhist personal trainers.

Pelicark

pig 06-06-2004 12:01 PM

Pelicark - adaptation from the old latin phrase "phallic arc", a pelicark is a curved cudgel that is used in parts of the minoan islands to beat young, unruly girls into obedient submisssion. The cudgel is curved much like the erect penises of men of the region, and is slightly bulbed at the "head" end. Curiously, when laid on the ground, some of these cudgels seem to fall to the right side, and some to left - but a given peliark almost always falls to the same side consistently.

Gewben

QuasiMojo 07-01-2004 06:24 PM

Gewben- the small dollop of ink that remains at the point of an old plastic bic pen after long use.

"After 13 hours of non-stop writing, the gewben at the end of my poor, tired Bic resembled a dime-size glob of jet black silly putty"

Mendacious-

Tophat665 07-01-2004 07:32 PM

Mendacious (I think this is a real word that is a synonym for dishonest, but in the interest of good fun..) n. Self Repairing.

Corforgian

QuasiMojo 07-01-2004 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Mendacious (I think this is a real word that is a synonym for dishonest
Ya know.....I just realized that...been a fave of mine for so long that I thought it WAS mine!!!!!!!!

CORFORGIAN- The family name for a clan of itinerant gypsy dwellers. ie; Anna and Ben Corforgian.
aaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know thats lame so here we go.................

Bruffles

Tophat665 07-02-2004 03:32 AM

Bruffles:
What Lewis Carrol would have called a portmanteau word, it's a contracton of Baffles and Ruffles and can mean either "Frustrates" or "Sound abatement by means of folded cloth".

Porsinquiny

Bentley Little 07-06-2004 12:58 PM

Porsinquiny: what happens when you question why you are poor. see also: richconquiny

Ballangerry

pig 07-06-2004 02:14 PM

Ballangerry : Old Gaelic term colloquialism, referring to a painful subject, of either emotional or physical nature, which one would prefer to keep hidden. Derived from the phrase "Ball Injury"

picalicious

ngdawg 07-06-2004 05:35 PM

picalicious-adj-used to describe the slightly sweet, yet stale taste of loose fruit, ie: cherries, blueberries, that one takes from the supermarket bins.

Betwizzlement

QuasiMojo 07-06-2004 07:29 PM

Betwizzlement- while consuming alcohol or other intoxicating agents, this is the fleeting state of mind that is experienced between being "All Right" and having "One Too Many."


Fructicious Bendenhammer-

Bentley Little 07-07-2004 05:14 AM

Fructicious Bendenhammer: A classic wrestling move in which the aggressor twists the ankle up above the victim's head, causing massive pain and swelling in the joint, while pounding repeatedly on the sternum. Originally named for the Great Frederico Benderhammer of 1903.

Fortswiner

unoaman 07-21-2004 12:54 PM

drack: The slotted shelf in a freezer that one stores their cudaricles on.


pudorama

(note, those that like this thread should take a trip to http://www.pseudodictionary.com/index.php )

nefarious 07-31-2004 08:00 PM

pudorama - pee-you-do-rama

a display wherein smelly objects are stored.

fizzleshlinger

ChasingAmy 07-31-2004 09:52 PM

fizzleshlinger: Ghetto slang for "Trash Talker"

Example: "That boy Tommy has been fizzleshlinging me! Ima busta cap in his ass!"


Feklempterodomy

Fly 07-31-2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nefarious


fizzleshlinger


a device used to put out,yet relight an adaptable propane torch,all in one fell swoop,while still keeping the user preoccupied with his/her hotknives.





flyanatored.




*i know i'm settin' myself up for this too*

Tophat665 08-01-2004 07:12 PM

Feklempterodomy: Going limp mid thrust when buggering a domestic fowl.

Flyanatored: So stoned that you don't realize those were women's underwear you just put on.

Next: Hufflink

unoaman 08-02-2004 07:04 AM

Hufflink...By following the hufflink, you will be directed to the pufflink, which refers you back to the hufflink, which in turn allows connection to the pufflink.....Soon the pounds will melt away!

next: Eddiegoochiegammacammatosanaratosa

vermin 08-02-2004 09:34 AM

Eddiegoochiegammacammatosanaratosa - pronounced (fuk) but often spelled incorrectly by nearly everyone.

destriplotationery

mml 08-02-2004 02:31 PM

destriplotationery - noun - a writing surface, similar to parchment made from strips of human skin.

Example: "My Dear Watson, I believe you will want to put down that letter. You see, Moriarty wrote it in blood on his personalized destriplotationery."



Fleekle

Fly 08-02-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665


Flyanatored: So stoned that you don't realize those were women's underwear you just put on.



good one Tophat.........nice





fleekle.......a pimple on a freckle......yup it's that easy.


spillasizeation

unoaman 08-02-2004 04:35 PM

spillasizeation...When you haven't had any for 6.47 days, and have an old rusty load built up...you don't want to get the load all over her, but at her first touch you realize that you have committed spillasizeation all over her black skirt.

kleanittuppincontrition

mml 08-04-2004 12:55 PM

Kleanittupincontrition - the act of embarassedly cleaning up your date after committing spillasizeation (see above).

Thwabilize

Tophat665 08-04-2004 06:52 PM

Thwabilize - To put an inbred European aristocrat (a Hapsburg, for instance) in charge of a volitile political situation in the (probably vain) hope that everyone will be so busy laughing at his speech impediment that they will forget to fight each other.

Sintiture.

(Flyman, I owe you the smiley I should have put after that, and a beer if you're in this part of the world sometime. :))

Tophat665 08-13-2004 01:38 PM

Bump

Sue 08-13-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Thwabilize - To put an inbred European aristocrat (a Hapsburg, for instance) in charge of a volitile political situation in the (probably vain) hope that everyone will be so busy laughing at his speech impediment that they will forget to fight each other.

Sintiture.

(Flyman, I owe you the smiley I should have put after that, and a beer if you're in this part of the world sometime. :))


I don't know how to "sound it out" but anyways... :p

Sintiture: A book that has been passed down for generations in religious families which contains all of their sinful deeds...


New Word:

Lushalicious

unoaman 08-14-2004 10:50 AM

Lushalicious -- That sweet, yet barfy smell a wino gets on his breath, after eating marshmellows.


Deunalazation

Jonsgirl 08-16-2004 11:37 AM

Deunalazation: The instant that a person realizes that they have been without sex for so long that they are technically a virgin again.
Also; The act of forgetting how to ride a bicycle.



cannastienenback

jwoody 08-17-2004 04:45 AM

cannastienenback, (pr: ca-na-sa-ba): English translation of a German word derived from the Arabic term for sitting down for too long sucking on a hubbly-bubbly pipe.

"Shala, balabalabala canasaba, heh-heh-heh!"


Define: Goom.

Tophat665 08-18-2004 02:40 PM

Goom is the feathery blackish substance left behind buy vigourously erasing a heavy pencil line.

Fornifertissement

Tophat665 08-26-2004 06:27 AM

Alright, I'll do it myself:
Fornifertissement: the state of being covered in diatomacious earth.

Ginglymus

QuasiMojo 08-26-2004 05:02 PM

Ginglymus-pronounced- zhin-GLEE-mus
Having arms(or a stomach) like an octopus.


Blerd

08-26-2004 06:23 PM

Blerd:

a statement said under one's breath, an utterance, mumbling.



rufolio

QuasiMojo 08-26-2004 06:35 PM

Rufolio internet-speak for: Are You For Lions?

Schmegg

Tophat665 08-27-2004 03:37 AM

Schmegg: Geman country cheese, made with nuts and goat's milk. Not so strong smelling as limberger, but close.

Revarg


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