UNWRITTEN WORD Game
 

Okay, so I am going to make up a word and the next poster gives it a definition. First thing that comes to the mind. Then that poster posts a new made-up word.....and so on..........

First Word: DIMPOP

good game idea!!


DIMPOP /dim-POP/ n - the noise given off when ones brain becomes full of useless trivia, then finally explodes in a pathetic pop...

i suffered a dimpop in class yesterday, when my brain got full, then refused to operate clearly... the girl sitting next to me laughed when she heard the dimpop of my brain exploding...


new word: SHATFUL

SHATFUL /SHAT-ful/ adj.- A way of speaking with hesitant pauses and exhaggerated emphasis on random words.


BUGALLY

SHATFUL/shaf-FUL/n -- The state of being when a person gets told they are full of shit.


PLEARAG

BUGALLY - to act vulgarly in a way that bugs others.

PLEARAG - to pretend to have sued someone but haven't indeed.




fuckle

Fuckle - Verb - To ravage or destroy one's collection.

"Larry fuckled my goat porn collection!"


Next - FRISK!

... I think FRISK is a word... but anyways... :lol:

FRISK, verb- to forcefully masterbate with your off hand into a dixie cup.

Also, frisking, frisked, but never frisks.

Used in a sentense; It's not gay to watch another man masterbate is it? Not unless you frisk while you are watching...

Next "Sknoopie"

frisk is an actual word......

Sknoopie - noun- A small mammal usually between 6 inches to 10 inches long, and of mysterious origins that one day, three weeks after the very first clothes dryer was invented, showed up out of nowhere and stole a sock out of the dryer.
Some zoologists believe it to be a burrowing animal, while a cadre of extremist scientists believe the Sknoopies travel to and from another dimension.

Because Fremen declined to offer us a new word, someone define...

"FLIBBIAN"

easy one........clitoral stimulization.


FREAKAZOID

So it is! Damn I'm an idiot. ..

Real word (to a degree).

http://www.icehouse.net/triplett/freakazoid.gif

New word:

PLOBULIFICATION

edit: Damn, fast guy, K-dub. :D

PLOBULIFICATION - verb - what happens when confused by a Plob.

next: lianjo

lianjo- a instrument which contains parts of a banjo, but you lick it in order to play it. *shrugs*

ookblah

Ookblah- a thick stew comprised mostly of lentils cabbage and rabbit meat.

Gantraculous

Gantraculous: Adj, having a outstandingly large colon, or gastric tract.

Used in a sentense "Wow, your colon is Gantraculous!"

Next: peniq

Peniq, pronounced "Peenick," is a medical condition among men in which semen leaves both through the urethra and through a small hole on the underside of the penis, giving the appearance that the penis is drooling.

In a sentence: "Fuck, my pants are wet again! Damn peniq."

next: PLOOKY

plooky: pudding gone <i>real</i> bad... all wonky if you will.

in a sentence: this pudding is totally unacceptable as it's gone all plooky. waitor!!!


next: magnopladdachismic

magnopladdachismic - adj (scientific): of or relating to magnopladdachism, having the properties of a magnopladdachism

magnopladdachism - noun (scientific): a rare (1 in 500,000,000) event in sexual activity, a magnopladdachism occurs when a male mammal ejaculates and the resulting backdraft into the urethral opening actually sucks the ejaculate back into the penis. a magnopladdachism is extremely painful and can result in a variety of sexual disfunctions, including, but not limited to, impotence, painful urination, and testicular inversion.


define: petricle

petricle (n) a small tool used to wind and dig into dirt, making a perfect circular hole.

Next: Agundaristic

Agundaristic (adj)- used to describe a woman who is all-knowing while she is kicking your ass for cheating.

Example: "Dude, she went all agundaristic on me about that hot chick from the club last night! I don't KNOW how she found out!"

Next: Clatingula

Clatingula: medical marvel where the clitoris actually grows inward instead of outward, leaving women with two innies down south.

Next: Brutulinsia

Brutulinsia is a small island off the coast of france known for its exquisite white sand beaches and 5 star hotels.

Next word: Scrumbleplunk

SCRUMBLEPLUNK - n. The signature move of pioneering eXtreme in-line skydiving champion Dutchy Scrumble.


Next word: VIALIDATE

VIALIDATE: To prove something correct through the demonstratory use of hallucinatory drugs.

next word: PLOPPLEFLOTZ

PLOPPLEFLOTZ -n- The sphincter-like covering that protects a chickens' genitals from most redneck inbred chickenfuckers.

next:
gulloon

GULLOON: a container precisely three times larger than the average size gallon. give or take a quart.

next: yolksum

Yolksum: n. a person who spends most, if not all of their time inside their own dwelling. See also Hermit, Wallflower.

Kliptomasify

Kliptomasify: v. to procrastinate before cleaning the bathroom
see: Kliptomasifism

Dankinmo

dankinmo: that odd sensation of being in slow-motion that occurs when one is dunking a danish into a cup of coffee at 4 am in a Dunkin' Donuts in North Dakota


define: canooter

Canooter: (slang) Genetic hybrid created by Dr. J. Edward Frye which combined trees with women so canoe's with breasts could be fashioned.

Zonitoria-

Zonitoria-The state of mind one enters while monitoring a certain area for a specific action

New Word
Anastesiologisticalismist

Anastesiologisticalismist : a breed of small, ill-tempered midget (little person, if you prefer) belonging to an enclave of medical assistants trained to assist the anathesiologist in determining how much of a patient's pain medication may safely be stashed away without giving cause for dismissal.

timwizzle

timwizzle- the high frequency sound made by jellyfish when mating.

sugaterolli-

sugaterolli: n. One who has an eternal abundance of energy. (Italian root word)

Gippat-

gippat - the time between being awakened by the snoring of another and the moment you shove your forefinger and thumb neep into their nasal regions to stop the insufferable rumbling.

cramshod :

Cramshod: n. The state of wearing shoes two or more sizes too small.


Aerofunkular

Aerofunkular: adj. slang
stinking, smelly, foul, rotten, of bad odor or stench

cudaricle-

cudaricle: a snack enjoyed in parts of Malaysia, made by forcing a young cow to disengorge it's partially digested dinner of grass, which is then wound round a toothpick and set in the freezer

drack

Drack /d - rack/ A great set.

Check out the drack on her.



igglet

igglet n. A person born with a pig's tail.

Wutarip

Wutarip : species of monkey originating in Timbuktu, reknowned by zoologists for its tremendously power flatulence

traffle

traffle ~n~ it's when you combine a ménage à trois with a breakfast of waffles.


next:

trulping

trulping : it's when, in the midst of a ménage à trois with a breakfest of waffles, you take time out to go truffling for ping pong balls in a woman's ass.

flarzing

A large bird of prey found solely in the forests of northern Russia, whose description includes dark blue feathers, a large pointed black beak, and orage talons, and whose prey consists of rodents and small mamals.

Eleonce

Eleonce: To be shouted when the ping pong ball is found as a result of trulping (see above).

Quintisculence

Quintisculence - a quantity of five units of currency utilized on the black market

confuzzled...

Confuzzled: to be confused and bedazzled at the same time

"bob was confuzzled by the George W's new NASA proposition"



Word: Lanker

Lanker : Traditional name given to the person who shouts "Eleonce," after having firmly grasped the ping pong ball during the act of trulping (see above).

"I always suspected Bob was kind of a perv, but who knew he was such a good lanker?"

prillious

PRILLIOUS-(prill-yus) (prill-ee-us) adj- the characteristic of being born with transparant hair. 2. being transparent in action; obvious.


PREXLED-

PREXELED: 1) to be beat up by bullies & twisted into the shape of a pretzal. 2) a rare birth defect where the limbs are all twisted into a pretzel shape.

example 1: man, did you see that guy that got his ass kicked at the bar the other night? he went home totally prexeled.
example 2: awww poor alice & john's little baby was born prexeled. what a sad twist of fate...


next: Moojomatic

Moojomatic: adj. has no substance or purpose, yet is disguised to have substance or purpose.

Yipgey

YIPGEY- from Tasmanian folklore; a malicious dwarf or other tiny demonic being.

NEBITTSIN STEBBINS-



btw- i like this game:)

NEBITTSIN STEBBINS : the ultimate trump card in the game of making up words. Sounds something like the name of the illigitimate bastard child resulting from the union of a dyslexic, austic mute dwarf with an English professor at Oxford, this phrase has come to associated with the proverbial "throwing in the towel" in a contest of wit and sarcasm.

usage "That was a jolly good game of charades, my friend, until Thadwell through in that NEBITTSIN STEBBINS at the end. Who can act out 'Punjab the Mighty Sailor Arab and the Tale of Twelve Golden Monkey Sodomists' in under a minute?"

almost forgot : jiffle

Jiffle - verb - to fondle vigerously

TenchorvenchorClinchorous

TenchorvenchorClinchorous n. A new species of dinosaur recently unearthed in Peru that bears a striking resemblance to the "Crane toy grab" games frequently seen in American bowling alleys.

graballido

graballido n. a person who has a tendancy to be greedy or selfish. (spanish term)

Niklopoo

Niklopoo n. result of an irritable bowel (russian)


Puptrentrical

Puptrentrical --- noun : a safety valve in the heart that protects a Vulcan's heart when the left ventricle get clogged.


COYGARU

coygaru: a sauce for pasta similar to clam-sauce, made from pond raised Koi.


define: replicunt

replicunt: slang ~ the name given to replicant prostitutes. See-Blade Runner.

Asmaliah

Asmaliah - The ancient goddess of redundancy

New Word

Geefu

geefu: a style of martial arts, based on the movements of geeks.



define: flibbertygibbets

flibbertygibbets: The tiny pieces of detritus in the air... synonymous with Fluggy

define: Blussion

BLUSSION- an embarrased eastern european...
ah no...just kidding.

BLUSSION- 1- a colorful bruise 2-the ragged or torn area surrounding a gunshot wound.


ELDREN...

eldren : term of disdain used in the underground goth scene of the San Fransisco Bay area, used to describe those who go too far overboard fashioning themselves the elves in The Lord of The Rings. Derived from the name of a group of wise Elves by the same name from old Science Fiction literature which was writtein in imitation of Tolkien.

blim

blim: n. A slight change or difference made to the original.



weepolsum

weepolsum: A measure of economic grown in the indigenous population of the Northeastern United States in the 1500's. It measured the rate of exchange of wampum between coastal and inland peoples.

next: Gorpies

gorpies : a variety of rainbow natively found in the Amazon rainforest which migrated to Colorado in the hairpick of GreenPeace activist. It is known to crawl up your leg while you're asleep and bite your ass.

yood

Yood - 1. an orthodox Jew who wears his yamulke at a rakish angle (such as on the back of the head.) 2. One with a metal plate replacing part of one's skull.

Next: Disherpartetic

Disherpartetic: adj. Not in relation to Herpes, but with similar symptoms.

Queeble

Queeble:
1. An argument consisting entirely of non-sequitars.
2. An art form practiced by lawyers.
3. The practice of farting in a large container of oatmeal or rice gruel for the amusement of the edlerly. (During some religious holidays choclate pudding my be substituted).

Frammet valve

Frammet valve - that portion of the prophylactic that holds expunged semen from leaking on to ones testicles from the base of the penis...


Mometer gear

Mometer gear - part of a phrase synonomous with "giving 110%" or "going the extra mile," "going into mometer gear" orginated from sprinters in track and field competitions, based on the extra kick they would give at the end of the race when they only had "one mo meter."

usage " Oh yeah? You think you got me bitch? Well think again, I'm about to go into mometer gear and leave your ass in the dust."

new word : tooble

tooble: <i>slang</i> condensed version for "too much trouble".

example: fixing my car was tooble, so i just took it in to the shop to let a pro fix it up.


next word: probanity

PROBANITY- The propensity and/or probability that one will start using profanity. A cursing quotient.
As the Eagles once again failed to achieve a championship win, The probanity at the Superbowl party was at an all time high

TREMMELIN...

Tremmelin: a non-perscription drug used for the treatment of ankle herpes.


Czelapalotheil

Czelapalotheil- a genus of black barking spiders known for their high-speed somersaulting activity. locally known as "tripping digglys'

Ziffle...

Ziffle: (n)- a form of panhandling where the panhandler talks the panhandlee into accepting something of minimal value or appropriate aroma, without any form of monetary exchange.

word: schwizzlephaser

Schwizzlephaser: A toy for ultra-wealthy geeks, it uses polarized, coherent light to mix liquids together.

Usage: <i>Into a mixing glass full of ice, pour 5 &frac34; oz london dry gin, &frac14; oz dry vermouth, and apply a schwizzlephaser for 5 seconds. Pour into four, chilled designer martini glasses and garnish with Spanish olives.</i>

Next: Umfraculation

umfraculation - socialogical term describing the processes that occur during the pairing decisions associated with women urinating in public places. Umfraculation is associated with eye-contact and pheremonal communication, and generally involves seemingly random groups of women simultaneously dissapearing into the ladies room for vast periods of time.

palimous

palimous: 1) Spear Shaped, <i>The fish struck the dory with it's palimous nose.</i> 2) Bristling, as with spears, <i>Pikemen advanced, rank upon palimous rank.</i> 3) Hopelessly Obscure (from the Pali Canon of Buddhist teaching.) <i>Dennis Miller used to be obscure, but he's become positively palimous in his dotage.</i>

absevery

A secluded mansion-like school in the mountains for Buddhist personal trainers.

Pelicark

Pelicark - adaptation from the old latin phrase "phallic arc", a pelicark is a curved cudgel that is used in parts of the minoan islands to beat young, unruly girls into obedient submisssion. The cudgel is curved much like the erect penises of men of the region, and is slightly bulbed at the "head" end. Curiously, when laid on the ground, some of these cudgels seem to fall to the right side, and some to left - but a given peliark almost always falls to the same side consistently.

Gewben

Gewben- the small dollop of ink that remains at the point of an old plastic bic pen after long use.

"After 13 hours of non-stop writing, the gewben at the end of my poor, tired Bic resembled a dime-size glob of jet black silly putty"

Mendacious-

Mendacious (I think this is a real word that is a synonym for dishonest, but in the interest of good fun..) n. Self Repairing.

Corforgian

Ya know.....I just realized that...been a fave of mine for so long that I thought it WAS mine!!!!!!!!

CORFORGIAN- The family name for a clan of itinerant gypsy dwellers. ie; Anna and Ben Corforgian.
aaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know thats lame so here we go.................

Bruffles

Bruffles:
What Lewis Carrol would have called a portmanteau word, it's a contracton of Baffles and Ruffles and can mean either "Frustrates" or "Sound abatement by means of folded cloth".

Porsinquiny

Porsinquiny: what happens when you question why you are poor. see also: richconquiny

Ballangerry

Ballangerry : Old Gaelic term colloquialism, referring to a painful subject, of either emotional or physical nature, which one would prefer to keep hidden. Derived from the phrase "Ball Injury"

picalicious

picalicious-adj-used to describe the slightly sweet, yet stale taste of loose fruit, ie: cherries, blueberries, that one takes from the supermarket bins.

Betwizzlement

Betwizzlement- while consuming alcohol or other intoxicating agents, this is the fleeting state of mind that is experienced between being "All Right" and having "One Too Many."


Fructicious Bendenhammer-

Fructicious Bendenhammer: A classic wrestling move in which the aggressor twists the ankle up above the victim's head, causing massive pain and swelling in the joint, while pounding repeatedly on the sternum. Originally named for the Great Frederico Benderhammer of 1903.

Fortswiner

drack: The slotted shelf in a freezer that one stores their cudaricles on.


pudorama

(note, those that like this thread should take a trip to http://www.pseudodictionary.com/index.php )

pudorama - pee-you-do-rama

a display wherein smelly objects are stored.

fizzleshlinger

fizzleshlinger: Ghetto slang for "Trash Talker"

Example: "That boy Tommy has been fizzleshlinging me! Ima busta cap in his ass!"


Feklempterodomy

a device used to put out,yet relight an adaptable propane torch,all in one fell swoop,while still keeping the user preoccupied with his/her hotknives.





flyanatored.




*i know i'm settin' myself up for this too*

Feklempterodomy: Going limp mid thrust when buggering a domestic fowl.

Flyanatored: So stoned that you don't realize those were women's underwear you just put on.

Next: Hufflink

Hufflink...By following the hufflink, you will be directed to the pufflink, which refers you back to the hufflink, which in turn allows connection to the pufflink.....Soon the pounds will melt away!

next: Eddiegoochiegammacammatosanaratosa