Job Predictor
 

There's apparently a scientific study, that based on your name, it will determine what your ideal career should be.

Job Predictor

What's your ideal job?

Mine scared me, I fly over 100K miles a year for work, and complain about the bs behind the joys of air travel regularly. What does Job Predictor say my idea job is based on my name?

Air Steward(ess)

I can't win!

Lap Dancer.

Okay then.

so what exactly is an MSP?

Airport code for the Minneapolis St Paul Airport?

A nun???? These people are off their fraggin rocker. Theres no way Id make a good nun.

A garden gnome? WTF is that. I'd be too bored to quickly.

I should be a nun with my full name.

My full name, if I were to be married, would make me an ideal Shoplifter.

Nice combination.

Awww but you'd prolly look adorable in one of those habits :) Ever play dress up :Wink:
(I'd make a naughty school girl comment, but y'all would get the wrong idea about me)

Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.

Oh my lord. Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

*shivers*

Your ideal job is a .

That's it. a dot. Can't win. Can't loose.
b.e.s.t. j.o.b. e.v.a.r.

and now for something completely different: ,

A Nun!

Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

Woooo!!!! I love quiz shows.. *rollseyes*

Gigolo.

Sweet :D

hey mods, how about a thread merge on aisle 9?
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=55087

thanks :)

Munku, i think your job changed...

With only my first name i should do : Anything but what i'am doing right now.
With my full name i should be a: Stripper.

Nice

Church Minister. Funny.....and close..........

mine just changed... apparently i should be teaching pensioners to drive instead of my former profession as a superhero.

*** *****, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

interesting, i never thought to explore this fantastic and rewarding career path: what am i in university for?!

I came across another one of these a while back, and it gave me the same job: street sweeper.

Oh well, maybe I'll get good benefits?

My alias has me show up as a "Human Shield."

Destined for greatness I am!

I'm a frekkin dog walker.Hoorah.

http://www.tfproject.org, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

It said my ideal job was unemployed. funny thing is thats what i am.

mime artist for me. WTF??

T.U.B. - I've been told to be a . as well... any ideas where we go to retrain?

Mine was wack----->Your ideal job is a Supermodel. uhuh I wish
I did my name twice heres my second one with out my middle name I dont know what it means either------->Your ideal job is a MSP.
I got this too----> Your ideal job is a Satan

Hahahahaha this is what my boyfriend got: Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.(what the hell does that mean)
My mom got a weird one---->Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
(sorry it was really fun and cool I had to keep playing with it)

slimshaydee, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.


heh.

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

k,

first name: a Pole Dancer??? hmmm...

full name: a Soap Actor?? WTF??

screen name: a Sewage Worker.

i'm in the wrong line of work!!!

Edit , Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Excellent.

Using my real name, Street Sweeper

Using my pseudonym, my ideal job is Evil Boss. Hee hee. I like that one.

Grace's real name came up Playing for a soccor[sic] team. Grace Nakamura, the name I use here for her, is Rabbit Slayer.

I was a back end of a panto cow!!!!! Talk about a shit career..

:lol:

A Topless Model.

:hmm: *slight consideration*

Interesting....

Using Charlatan: Funeral Director

Using my real name: Alcohol Tester

Stop being an asshole...

First Name: Trained Assasin
Full Name: Stunt Man
Handle: Professional Shoplifter

Anybody else get Trained Assasin or am I just that bad ass.

Mad Scientist


*wrings hands* Muah ha ha ha ha ha.

using my full name, it said professional hippy

I should be Office bike!

without my middle initial it said proffesional shopper

Mine is a trained assasin! Awesome.

Hmmm, my first name... Lap Dancer

My username... Hypnotist

First and last name... The job I have right now (funny, I don't have one???)

All names combined... Lap Dancer

So... Lap Dancer it is!!! :D

First name = Porn Director

First And Last = anything but what I am doing now

Username = Office Bike

I am most taken with the first one "Places people - and Action!" :thumbsup:

rally car racer ~first name
jungle explorer~first and last
animal therapist~ username

Hot damn - Jonathan, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

tilted forum project poster, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

first name: Monkey Impressionist (??!)

full name: Garden Gnome

username: Brain Surgeon.

that's it. i'm legally changing my name. what's a monkey impressionist supposed to do for work these days?

I sense a disturbance in the force ... mine was "Monkey Impressionist" too.

Holy crap! That's not too far from the truth :D

A Soap Actor

hmmmm interesting...

Alright! Professional Shopper...

Now to find the nearest store. Oh wait! I cant get to one.

Real name: "Who are you kidding...you work?"
Real name including middle name: "Garden Gnome"
User name: "Emperor of all the world"

I'm off to the deed poll office first thing tomorrow.

Nisses, Your ideal job is a God for everyone

real name: the job I have now?? sheesh, no way!
reall full name: cowboy

I think I'll stick to God, with a penchant for herding cows maybe?

Gave me a dentist.......that could scare some people.

Hrm, w/o my middle name i got stripper, with my middle initial in i got rally car driver, and with my full name i got sewage worker :(

and when i put a period after my middle initial i got village idiot =X

My real name I got a housekeeper! I don't even clean my own apartment!

My username I got a funeral director! Sweeeet! Bring out the dead!

Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber!!

WTF!! hahaha!!!

Village idiot! Hoo-ah!

Double you tee eff. A soap actor. C'mon...heh